PyroChamber
Not lactose, it's milk!
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No internet would mean no porn. It would turn people into bums, instead of begging for change they'd be begging for porn.
Yeah, but that's too much work.But porn was abound since 60's, am I wrong? Besides, a number of members here would learn how to have real, live porn.
Porn.
Insert Trekkie Monster song here.
No internet would mean no porn. It would turn people into bums, instead of begging for change they'd be begging for porn.
It'd be like that scene at the end of cable guy when Carrey crashes all the cable. KG (Tenacious D) picks up a book at starts to read.
Preaching to the quire.
I remember being eight and thinking, "Why does everyone hate this movie so much?"
Because Jim Carrey didn't talk with his ass cheeks.
Just a little dribble or so.
I second that. except i wouldnt kill myself id do what sawyer would do and go into exile and live in the woods. and i wouldnt kill other people either. i would though try to become wolverine by watching the animals in their environment and become one with the beast within. and hopefully develop the mutant x-gene. and then when the beautiful interweb is back up tell you guys about my awesome story of becoming a mutant. a nerd can dream.
if the whole world ends, up like china than i want to be a cybernetically enhanced ninja. that would be sweet.
Think of how life was when we didn't have internet. Then ask yourself how people decided to spend their time. You'll realize we lived just fine without it.
Sure the net has it's advantages which are great, but if it went out for a year i'd be just fine.