The Guard
Avenger
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- 103
Well that was just…just awful.
-The writing in this movie is terrible. Clunkly, expository dialogue all the way through, and every element handled blunty without an ounce of subtlety. Any creative idea is quickly dispatched in favor of a joke or another action sequence. There's very little tension or building of momentum in this film.
-The whole movie was generic, save for some of the third act ant/action sequences. And even those weren’t executed with any real sense of wonder, and seemed pretty rigidly executed and handled overall.
-The undermining of Scott’s criminal past. Easier to root for a guy when he’s robbing from the rich and giving to the poor, I guess. Meh.
-Cross/Yellowjacket was a terrible villain. Incredibly generic, horribly written and the execution of every element of him was medicore, including the performance by Stoll.
-The almost pointless “thug friends”. Stereotypical and boring, the lot of them.
-The almost pointless “replacement Dad character”. Welcome to the early 90’s.
-Hope Van Dyne was boring, and was acted with one note. Felt like a generic Black Widow ripoff, right down to “taking down men with my legs”.
-No real development of the relationship of Hank and Janet. It was just “By the way, I had a wife and she was The Wasp and I loved her”.
-No real development of the relationship of Scott and Hope. Seems like a no brainer, since they'll be fighting side by side.
The stakes and villain's plot were awful. “Oh no! Hydra will eventually kill people with this technology!" Was Ant-Man or anyone else ever in any actual peril, other than from the bombs ANT-MAN himself set? Cross had him dead to rights and there was no threat there.
-God forbid they redeem Pym Industries instead of blowing it all up.
-The whole “we have to do a heist” angle was forced. At least TRY to alert the authorities to the issues at hand. You know, the AVENGERS and so on. Or show why this won’t work?
-Hydra is guys in suits. Boring. They should have saved Strucker for one more film. Sigh.
-There wasn’t too much humor. But too much of the humor just wasn’t funny.
-For a movie about scientists, there was very little pseudoscience in the movie. It was “We developed this and that” and “Huzzah, my years of failed experiments suddenly randomly succeeded for some reason!”
-Lack of development of Hank and Scott’s relationship with the ants. Oh, so they’re just your mindslaves. Except that one who we're supposed to give a damn because you gave him a name that is a pun on ants, and you barely mourn when he’s blown away. Kay.
-What did Hope actually do to earn the suit and her father's blessing? Did she do anything of consequence to effect his change of heart? Hank just suddenly seems okay with her having it. This should have been part of the central film. It should have been Ant Man and The Wasp VS Yellowjacket. Colossal missed opportunity in a film about legacies and family and so on.
-Speaking of missed opportunities, there's a major sequence where Ant Man is GROWING LARGER, and he, yup, stops at normal size. Seems like a missed opportunity there as well.
-The SUPERMAN RETURNS moment with his daughter. Just...a bit much, and yet not nearly enough.
-Hank didn’t beat his wife once.
On the plus side, ANT-MAN may be the first Marvel film not to do the "Oh no! Someone died, but not really, they're okay after all!" Though you could make a case for The Wasp...
-The writing in this movie is terrible. Clunkly, expository dialogue all the way through, and every element handled blunty without an ounce of subtlety. Any creative idea is quickly dispatched in favor of a joke or another action sequence. There's very little tension or building of momentum in this film.
-The whole movie was generic, save for some of the third act ant/action sequences. And even those weren’t executed with any real sense of wonder, and seemed pretty rigidly executed and handled overall.
-The undermining of Scott’s criminal past. Easier to root for a guy when he’s robbing from the rich and giving to the poor, I guess. Meh.
-Cross/Yellowjacket was a terrible villain. Incredibly generic, horribly written and the execution of every element of him was medicore, including the performance by Stoll.
-The almost pointless “thug friends”. Stereotypical and boring, the lot of them.
-The almost pointless “replacement Dad character”. Welcome to the early 90’s.
-Hope Van Dyne was boring, and was acted with one note. Felt like a generic Black Widow ripoff, right down to “taking down men with my legs”.
-No real development of the relationship of Hank and Janet. It was just “By the way, I had a wife and she was The Wasp and I loved her”.
-No real development of the relationship of Scott and Hope. Seems like a no brainer, since they'll be fighting side by side.
The stakes and villain's plot were awful. “Oh no! Hydra will eventually kill people with this technology!" Was Ant-Man or anyone else ever in any actual peril, other than from the bombs ANT-MAN himself set? Cross had him dead to rights and there was no threat there.
-God forbid they redeem Pym Industries instead of blowing it all up.
-The whole “we have to do a heist” angle was forced. At least TRY to alert the authorities to the issues at hand. You know, the AVENGERS and so on. Or show why this won’t work?
-Hydra is guys in suits. Boring. They should have saved Strucker for one more film. Sigh.
-There wasn’t too much humor. But too much of the humor just wasn’t funny.
-For a movie about scientists, there was very little pseudoscience in the movie. It was “We developed this and that” and “Huzzah, my years of failed experiments suddenly randomly succeeded for some reason!”
-Lack of development of Hank and Scott’s relationship with the ants. Oh, so they’re just your mindslaves. Except that one who we're supposed to give a damn because you gave him a name that is a pun on ants, and you barely mourn when he’s blown away. Kay.
-What did Hope actually do to earn the suit and her father's blessing? Did she do anything of consequence to effect his change of heart? Hank just suddenly seems okay with her having it. This should have been part of the central film. It should have been Ant Man and The Wasp VS Yellowjacket. Colossal missed opportunity in a film about legacies and family and so on.
-Speaking of missed opportunities, there's a major sequence where Ant Man is GROWING LARGER, and he, yup, stops at normal size. Seems like a missed opportunity there as well.
-The SUPERMAN RETURNS moment with his daughter. Just...a bit much, and yet not nearly enough.
-Hank didn’t beat his wife once.
On the plus side, ANT-MAN may be the first Marvel film not to do the "Oh no! Someone died, but not really, they're okay after all!" Though you could make a case for The Wasp...
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