What's the difference between a black person and a pizza?

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A black person is a member of an ethnic group in the United States whose ancestors, usually in predominant part, were indigenous to Africa. Many African Americans also have European and/or Native American ancestry as well. The term tends to refer to West African ancestries; not, for example, to white or Arab African ancestry, such as Moroccans or white South Africans. This is so even though there is huge genetic variation among the various inhabitants of sub-Saharan Africa, as much if not more so as among the afforementioned groups. It is not clear if an American descendant of a Khoisan, Ethiopian, or Somali immigrant to America would be considered part of this community, as their ancestors were not brought as slaves to the Americas from Western Africa, like the majority of Americans of African ancestry, and they have distinct phenotypic characteristics from West Africans. Members of the African Diaspora from non-African countries such as Jamaica, Haiti, Cuba (although they are logically African Americans, since they are located in the Americas and are descendants of Africans, with some admixture from Europeans and native Americans as well) or the United Kingdom are theoretically referred to by their nation of origin and not African American (even when they come from a Latin American country) unless they immigrate to the United States, but once a person of the African Diaspora becomes a permanent U.S. resident, then it is generally assumed that they (and especially their U.S.-born children) are "African American."

The U.S. usage of Black is unique, in that it evolved as a preferred racial term in antithesis to the former term "Negro." Membership has been only partly voluntary because Americans of European appearance have often been identified as Mulatto, and/or White and/or Negro and/or Black by US Census officials, sometimes within the span of three decades. Persons like Walter White and Gregory Howard Williams, who were virtually as fair as any European, self-identified as "Negro" despite being of overwhelming European genetic admixture, like millions of so-called White Americans. Today the term "Black" and "African-American" are often used interchangeably by both Black and White. The 2000 federal census offered the option of choosing more than one preconcieved designated ethno-racial identity. Also, U.S. traditions follow a one-drop rule that rhetorically claims that anyone with even the slightest trace of distant African ancestry is Black?a tradition found nowhere else on earth; but a tradition that African-Americans helped create in the 1830s North and have consistently embraced. (See African-American History#The Black Yankees.)

Many within the U.S. accept only people of recent sub-Saharan ancestry as Black. Even though the term Black does not strictly encompass sub-Saharan Africans (historically the word "black" relates more to dark skin than to regional affiliation), many do not consider people outside of the recent African diaspora as Black. For various reasons, Americans dispute the self-identity of Asians, Pacific Islanders, and others who claim to see themselves as Black. A pizza can feed a family.


goodnight
 
One has pepperoni.
 
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The holocaust.
 
What's worse than being raped?

Being raped twice:confused:
 
What's better than winning the Special Olympics???



Not being ******ed.


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Also, U.S. traditions follow a one-drop rule that rhetorically claims that anyone with even the slightest trace of distant African ancestry is Black?

Are you sure about this?

Allegedly, 80% of American Caucasians have an ancestor of color (African or Native-American specifically) somewhere in their family heritage.

75% of African-Americans have a Caucasian or Native American ancestor.

I can't remember the exact percentage on bi-racial ratios. . .


Pepperoni Pizza? Er, was that some kind of subtle hint to the African ancestory found in Sicilians, or am I reading too much into a so-so joke?
 
Alpha and Omega said:
Are you sure about this?

Allegedly, 80% of American Caucasians have an ancestor of color (African or Native-American specifically) somewhere in their family heritage.

75% of African-Americans have a Caucasian or Native American ancestor.

I can't remember the exact percentage on bi-racial ratios. . .


Pepperoni Pizza? Er, was that some kind of subtle hint to the African ancestory found in Sicilians, or am I reading too much into a so-so joke?
All you have to read is the last sentence.
 
Hey, did you guys know that 1 in 5 teens has embraced nihilism?
 
I shouldn't have laughed.:(
 
JLBats said:
Hey, did you guys know that 1 out of every 5 teens has embraced nihilism?
Did you no 4 out of every 5 teens embrace eachother.
 
ShadowBoxing said:
Did you no 4 out of every 5 teens embrace eachother.

The fifth one shouldn't have gone for nihilism:(
 
JLBats said:
The fifth one shouldn't have gone for nihilism:(
He's doomed forever. Or is he since nothing and everything are the same:o
 
wow that was really dumb pointless and racist. The avatar is a real a**hole.
 
The Avatar said:
A black person is a member of an ethnic group in the United States whose ancestors, usually in predominant part, were indigenous to Africa. Many African Americans also have European and/or Native American ancestry as well. The term tends to refer to West African ancestries; not, for example, to white or Arab African ancestry, such as Moroccans or white South Africans. This is so even though there is huge genetic variation among the various inhabitants of sub-Saharan Africa, as much if not more so as among the afforementioned groups. It is not clear if an American descendant of a Khoisan, Ethiopian, or Somali immigrant to America would be considered part of this community, as their ancestors were not brought as slaves to the Americas from Western Africa, like the majority of Americans of African ancestry, and they have distinct phenotypic characteristics from West Africans. Members of the African Diaspora from non-African countries such as Jamaica, Haiti, Cuba (although they are logically African Americans, since they are located in the Americas and are descendants of Africans, with some admixture from Europeans and native Americans as well) or the United Kingdom are theoretically referred to by their nation of origin and not African American (even when they come from a Latin American country) unless they immigrate to the United States, but once a person of the African Diaspora becomes a permanent U.S. resident, then it is generally assumed that they (and especially their U.S.-born children) are "African American."

The U.S. usage of Black is unique, in that it evolved as a preferred racial term in antithesis to the former term "Negro." Membership has been only partly voluntary because Americans of European appearance have often been identified as Mulatto, and/or White and/or Negro and/or Black by US Census officials, sometimes within the span of three decades. Persons like Walter White and Gregory Howard Williams, who were virtually as fair as any European, self-identified as "Negro" despite being of overwhelming European genetic admixture, like millions of so-called White Americans. Today the term "Black" and "African-American" are often used interchangeably by both Black and White. The 2000 federal census offered the option of choosing more than one preconcieved designated ethno-racial identity. Also, U.S. traditions follow a one-drop rule that rhetorically claims that anyone with even the slightest trace of distant African ancestry is Black?a tradition found nowhere else on earth; but a tradition that African-Americans helped create in the 1830s North and have consistently embraced. (See African-American History#The Black Yankees.)

Many within the U.S. accept only people of recent sub-Saharan ancestry as Black. Even though the term Black does not strictly encompass sub-Saharan Africans (historically the word "black" relates more to dark skin than to regional affiliation), many do not consider people outside of the recent African diaspora as Black. For various reasons, Americans dispute the self-identity of Asians, Pacific Islanders, and others who claim to see themselves as Black. A pizza can feed a family.


goodnight

You're Sicilian, huh?

Ya know, I read a lot. Especially about things... about history. I find that sh** fascinating. Here's a fact I don't know whether you know or not. Sicilians were spawned by ******.

It's a fact. Yeah. You see, uh, Sicilians have, uh, black blood pumpin' through their hearts. Hey, no, if eh, if eh, if you don't believe me, uh, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, uh, you see, uh, the Moors conquered Sicily. And the Moors are *******.

So you see, way back then, uh, Sicilians were like, uh, from Northern Italy. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much ****** with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that, uh, that Sicilians still carry that ****** gene. Now this...

No, I'm, no, I'm quoting... history. It's written. It's a fact, it's written.
 
How do you brainwash an Italian?
Give him an enema.
 
raybia said:
You're Sicilian, huh?

Ya know, I read a lot. Especially about things... about history. I find that sh** fascinating. Here's a fact I don't know whether you know or not. Sicilians were spawned by ******.

It's a fact. Yeah. You see, uh, Sicilians have, uh, black blood pumpin' through their hearts. Hey, no, if eh, if eh, if you don't believe me, uh, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, uh, you see, uh, the Moors conquered Sicily. And the Moors are *******.

So you see, way back then, uh, Sicilians were like, uh, from Northern Italy. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much ****** with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that, uh, that Sicilians still carry that ****** gene. Now this...

No, I'm, no, I'm quoting... history. It's written. It's a fact, it's written.

Simply excellent posting Raybia.:)

For some reason, I read it in a Joe Pesci 'Goodfellas' voice and it seemed to make it even funnier to me.:up:

 
i didnt want to read that post! so im gonna say that black people are pizza and pizza isnt people!
 
raybia said:
You're Sicilian, huh?

Ya know, I read a lot. Especially about things... about history. I find that sh** fascinating. Here's a fact I don't know whether you know or not. Sicilians were spawned by ******.

It's a fact. Yeah. You see, uh, Sicilians have, uh, black blood pumpin' through their hearts. Hey, no, if eh, if eh, if you don't believe me, uh, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, uh, you see, uh, the Moors conquered Sicily. And the Moors are *******.

So you see, way back then, uh, Sicilians were like, uh, from Northern Italy. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much ****** with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that, uh, that Sicilians still carry that ****** gene. Now this...

No, I'm, no, I'm quoting... history. It's written. It's a fact, it's written.

Is this a quote from something or what? Cause Moors generally had dark skin, but aren't Blacks in the sense of Sub-Saharan Africans are.
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