What's the difference between a black person and a pizza?

[oakzap425]

...Why the hell is race such a huge topic all of a sudden?

Race was so 4 years ago...

Don't you know the new thing is to be Neutral?

Person 1: That color looks great on you! I just love seeing that color on <enter race here>
Person 2: Thanks, but I'm not <enter race here>
Person 1: Oh, really, Well you look like it... I just assumed.
Person 2: Yeah, well, when you assume , you make an ass outta you... Just so you know I'm not race specific... I'm neutral...

 

[November Rain]

neutral like the swiss?

 

[November Rain]

A black person is a member of an ethnic group in the United States.....

Plain stupid

A pizza can feed a family.

can't be proved in a court of law...

besides, what kinda small ass families do you know?



i could polish one off on my lonesome...

 

[RogueLDN]

whats worse than ten babys in a bin?


One baby in ten bins.

 

[oakzap425]

...What's red and white and red and white?

Spoiler

A dead baby in a blender

 

[kainedamo]

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes??









Nothing. You've already told her twice.

 

[Fenrir]

Looks like I'm the only one who got the joke.

 

[November Rain]

...What's red and white and red and white?

Spoiler

A dead baby in a blender

what's the white supposed to represent?

 

[Armand Z Trip]

Hey Avatar, how do you get a Sicilian baby to drink milk from a baby bottle? Put a hair on the nipple!

Sorry to answer racism with racism, but dude that was not funny. You've got a right to your expression and everything but dude, think! Use your head. Go post at Stormfront you cazi nunt.

Alpha and Omega, read Raybia's post in Dennis Hoppers' voice, it's even funnier.

 

[raybia]

Alpha and Omega, read Raybia's post in Dennis Hoppers' voice, it's even funnier.

 

[raybia]

Is this a quote from something or what? Cause Moors generally had dark skin, but aren't Blacks in the sense of Sub-Saharan Africans are.
[/pedantic]

According to the older versions of the Oxford English Dictionary, the Moors, during the Middle Ages and as late as the 17th Century, were described as being black, dark skinned, or swarthy in complexion.

Modern texts, such as Webster's New World Dictionary, groups all moors together under the terms Arab and Berber which has caused individuals to omit the association with Africans that are racially considered "black".

Considering that Berbers were a rich mixture of various shades of diverse nomadic groups comprised of East Africans, North Africans, West Africans and Sub-Saharan Africans the claims of racial heritage being of one specific group are at best dubious. The Arabs entered Africa initially conquering Egypt in 639 CE after conquering most of the DELTA. During this time slaves were taken and daughters were sold into harems as a tribute (jizya).

This mixing genetically between Arab and African groups produced offspring from an already genetically diverse group of Arabs. The population in Egypt during this era consisted of European and African Christians, Coptics, Greeks, Jews (Hebrews) of various shades and Ethiopians.

As the Arabs began moving across North Africa this same scenario became the norm. In the next few centuries Egypt began take on more Arab characteristics. An increasing number of Arabs moved into Egypt, some colonists (muhâjirûn), others (mawâlî) having lived in the bordering eastern desert for a long time. Eventually Arabic replaced Coptic and Greek as the spoken and official language of the country. The Copts also gave way to the general pressure to become Muslim, so that today only about 10% of the population are still Christian. Very many Copts became Muslim to marry a Muslim wife, for advantages in employment or business, to escape occasional persecutions or oppressive taxation and to emerge from a second-class status in the society.


Historically, European scholars have divided the Moors into two groups: African, and European-Arab Moors. Arabs invaded North Africa during 640 and
are nomads of Arabo-Berber origin. This represented the smallest group within the Moorish population. Moors were all one class and culture. The Muslims in Sri Lanka trace their ancestry to these Arabic Moors.

Although darker skinned African Moors made up the majority of this group, race and ethnic division did not exist amongst Moors and there was no distinction in regards to race.

 

[Rambo, John J]

Alpha and Omega, read Raybia's post in Dennis Hoppers' voice, it's even funnier.

Think eggplant.

 

[The Avatar]

Looks like I'm the only one who got the joke.

Looks like it.

 

[Pythenis]

You're Sicilian, huh?

Ya know, I read a lot. Especially about things... about history. I find that sh** fascinating. Here's a fact I don't know whether you know or not. Sicilians were spawned by ******.

It's a fact. Yeah. You see, uh, Sicilians have, uh, black blood pumpin' through their hearts. Hey, no, if eh, if eh, if you don't believe me, uh, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, uh, you see, uh, the Moors conquered Sicily. And the Moors are *******.

So you see, way back then, uh, Sicilians were like, uh, from Northern Italy. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much ****** with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that, uh, that Sicilians still carry that ****** gene. Now this...

No, I'm, no, I'm quoting... history. It's written. It's a fact, it's written.

Walken was great in that flick.....as usual...

 

[Pythenis]

Simply excellent posting Raybia.

For some reason, I read it in a Joe Pesci 'Goodfellas' voice and it seemed to make it even funnier to me.

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Read is as Christopher Walken, he said it...

 

[raybia]

Read is as Christopher Walken, he said it...

Actually, its a quote by Dennis Hopper speaking to Walken's character.

Its from True Romance. Should be obvious that the dialouge was written by Quentin Tarantino.

 

[AnimeJune]

How do you brainwash an Italian?
Give him an enema.

What do immigrants and cueballs have in common?
The harder you hit them the more English they pick up.

 

[lordofthenerds]

I've read this 3 times already and I still haven't found out what the hell the avatar is trying to point out.

 

[maxwell's demon]

why do i find the joke funnier withthe last sentence omitted:

 

[Leto Atrides]

I've read this 3 times already and I still haven't found out what the hell the avatar is trying to point out.

Black people are [long anthropological explanation].
A pizza can feed a family.

Because of the structure of these sorts of jokes, it means a pizza isn't [long anthopological explanation] and a black person can't feed a family.

 

[dmcnx]

besides, what kinda small ass families do you know?



i could polish one off on my lonesome...

Fatty

 

[Lackey]

i could polish one off on my lonesome...

you should use another verb besides "polish"

 

[AnimeJune]

you should use another verb besides "polish"

Yeah - my dear ol' granny's Polish.