The log I curled about half an hour ago. It was at least the thickness of a babies arm and retained the curve from the last part of my intestine. I let out quite a grunt on release I can tell you. It stretched my sphincter in a non homosexual but still very satisfying way, i'm sure it caught my prostate somehow on the way out. It was a light brown shade, speckled with sweetcorn and for a turd so massive, quite bouant. I stared at it before wiping my arse and flushing it away. It was a thing of beauty and took four wipes to remove from my memory. It truly was a lovely sight. Do I feel regret and loss, no more a sense of achievement.