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What's the ODDEST thing you've ever seen?

It's not like their was thrusting or something. Jeez.

Penis inserted on video posted on Hype gets you probation. Technically, I should have banned him, but calmer heads prevailed.
 
The log I curled about half an hour ago. It was at least the thickness of a babies arm and retained the curve from the last part of my intestine. I let out quite a grunt on release I can tell you. It stretched my sphincter in a non homosexual but still very satisfying way, i'm sure it caught my prostate somehow on the way out. It was a light brown shade, speckled with sweetcorn and for a turd so massive, quite bouant. I stared at it before wiping my arse and flushing it away. It was a thing of beauty and took four wipes to remove from my memory. It truly was a lovely sight. Do I feel regret and loss, no more a sense of achievement.

:wow: :dry: :wow:
 
Penis inserted on video posted on Hype gets you probation. Technically, I should have banned him, but calmer heads prevailed.
:rolleyes:

We don't even see his penis.

It's okay to talk about a monster turd that stretches your anus and feels good in a ''non homosexual way", but you post that...very not even remotely graphic video and your own probby. :rolleyes:
 
I lived in an Art School dorm. I have seen things that defy logic to the point of being indescribable. :(
 
WOW! I am so glad I read this thread. I was just about to post a whole thread devoted to Pinata Porn. WOO! Dodged a bullet there.
 
The log I curled about half an hour ago. It was at least the thickness of a babies arm and retained the curve from the last part of my intestine. I let out quite a grunt on release I can tell you. It stretched my sphincter in a non homosexual but still very satisfying way, i'm sure it caught my prostate somehow on the way out. It was a light brown shade, speckled with sweetcorn and for a turd so massive, quite bouant. I stared at it before wiping my arse and flushing it away. It was a thing of beauty and took four wipes to remove from my memory. It truly was a lovely sight. Do I feel regret and loss, no more a sense of achievement.


...i laughed at this:dry:
 

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