What's the ODDEST thing you've ever seen?

[Deep Thinkin'!]

Wow, these are indeed "odd".

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Yeah.

 

[The Evolutionist]

I know, artists freak me out...

It's weird, because it seemed like the ones doing the craziest **** were also the ones that were really bad at whatever their major was.

 

[Jerry!]

The oddest thing I ever saw was a really tall Chinese guy with red hair and freckles.

 

[Snipershot]

The log I curled about half an hour ago. It was at least the thickness of a babies arm and retained the curve from the last part of my intestine. I let out quite a grunt on release I can tell you. It stretched my sphincter in a non homosexual but still very satisfying way, i'm sure it caught my prostate somehow on the way out. It was a light brown shade, speckled with sweetcorn and for a turd so massive, quite bouant. I stared at it before wiping my arse and flushing it away. It was a thing of beauty and took four wipes to remove from my memory. It truly was a lovely sight. Do I feel regret and loss, no more a sense of achievement.

lmfao dude, omg...wow

 

[gap5ewl]

A functionally ******ed man from Texas being elected president....twice.

 

[Enriquespy]

A family of clons... Really, they where 5 men in progresive age scale who where as identical twins ( escept for the age diference).

A pipe climbing a "porteria" ( soccer goal rectangle incrusted in the ground) during a flooding in my town, a dark waters open line (el rio de las avenidas) grew until becoming a powerful river... weird.

 

[Kritish]

A functionally ******ed man from Texas being elected president....twice.

You've gotta be kidding me...I saw that too!

 

[OctaviusINC]

^ me too!

 

[Charlie No-One]

A transvestite who works at the mall and died her hair pink and dresses like an 80's hooker.

 

[Kritish]

A transvestite who works at the mall and died her hair pink and dresses like an 80's hooker.

What store does he work at?

 

[Charlie No-One]

Borders.

 

[Carcharodon]

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[Untilteld]

roflcopter ^

 

[Ghostvirus]

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[Jerry!]

You have got to be ****ting me. Hopefully that was meant as some sick joke.

 

[Incrediblejeff]

I found my cousins watching that saying"Yo we need to do this"

My face went:

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

Quite easily it was a drunken woman who had harrassed me and my current girlfriend on our first date. She had been left stranded in sheffield on some work's do and all her mates had left her in some club and she was completely wasted. She needed to go to the toilet but was unwilling to go inside the club again, so she asked for my girlfriend's help to block her while she squatted and peed outside this very busy nightclub on one of sheffield's busiest bar strip.

my girlfriend was wearing flip flop esque shoes at the time and needless to say, her feet got wet...

memorable first date on all bases...

I was in total awe of what i was seeing, especially since there were bouncers everywhere that didn't even bother to stop her.

 

[Assassin]

The log I curled about half an hour ago. It was at least the thickness of a babies arm and retained the curve from the last part of my intestine. I let out quite a grunt on release I can tell you. It stretched my sphincter in a non homosexual but still very satisfying way, i'm sure it caught my prostate somehow on the way out. It was a light brown shade, speckled with sweetcorn and for a turd so massive, quite bouant. I stared at it before wiping my arse and flushing it away. It was a thing of beauty and took four wipes to remove from my memory. It truly was a lovely sight. Do I feel regret and loss, no more a sense of achievement.

KILL. YOUR. SELF.

 

[J. J. Jameson]

Seriously...what the heck?!

 

[The Evolutionist]

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Ummm...pretty sure you can **** up your spine pretty badly like that...