Iron Man 3 What's your favorite lines from Iron Man 3? (spoilers, maybe)

[kaijunexus]

Henchman - [BLACKOUT]"Honestly, I hate working here. They are so...weird."[/BLACKOUT]

 

[JerseyJoker]

Tony - [blackout]So your dad left, stop being a *****.[/blackout]

 

[Quasimod0]

Henchman - [BLACKOUT]"Honestly, I hate working here. They are so...weird."[/BLACKOUT]

I laughed sooo hard

 

[thalidomide]

Tony to Harley - [BLACKOUT]Because we're connected[/BLACKOUT]

 

[The Caped Knight]

The Mandarin - [blackout]Ladies, children, sheep... Some people call me a terrorist, I consider myself a teacher. [/blackout]

 

[Quasimod0]

Tony to Harley - [BLACKOUT]Because we're connected[/BLACKOUT]

t:

 

[third3ye]

Tony - [blackout]So your dad left, stop being a *****.[/blackout]

+1, also my fave line

 

[Alienous]

[BLACKOUT]
I just decided you're dead, and I'm coming to collect the body.
[/BLACKOUT]

Unstoppable.

 

[Cody2575]

Mandarin- You don't know who I am! You don't know where I am! And you will never see me coming!

 

[pr0xyt0xin]

Yeah. All of my favorites are from the trailers.

"Some people call me a terrorist, I consider myself a teacher..."

"My name is Tony Stark. I make neat stuff, I gotta great girl, and occasionally I save the world."

 

[pr0xyt0xin]

But I also love [BLACKOUT]"I stole a poncho off a wooden Indian"[/BLACKOUT]

 

[DN91]

[BLACKOUT]Hispanic Scott Baio?[/BLACKOUT]

 

[danoyse]

"I loved you in A Christmas Story."

[BLACKOUT]"That's the Mandarin??"
"I know...it's embarrassing."[/BLACKOUT]

"But I had winners!" (Tony, with the ping-pong paddle)

[BLACKOUT]"They said they'd get you off drugs?"
"No, they said they'd give me more."[/BLACKOUT]

"What's your password?"
"WARMACHINEROX...R-O-X at the end."
(and then he points the gun when they laugh)

 

[TyrionLannister]

"There's just one lesson left President Ellis so run away, hide, kiss your children goodbye cause nothing - not your army, not your red white and blue attack dog can save you."

 

[pr0xyt0xin]

[BLACKOUT]Hispanic Scott Baio?[/BLACKOUT]

wrong movie lol.

 

[Mr.T]

Where's your badge?

 

[bullets]

When the kid says his dad went to get scratch offs , but must of won because he never came home. The delivery of that line and Tony's response was hilarious.

 

[bullets]

Another is when Tony tells the kid to get him a sammich. I can't remember the exact line , but I think he said " I just had this thought, where is my sandwich".

 

[The Caped Knight]

Tony : "What's your password?"
Rhodey:"WARMACHINEROX...R-O-X at the end."
Tony: That so much better than Iron Patriot.

 

[Shazam]

Tony called the Mandarin

Spoiler

Ringo!

Tony tells the kid

Spoiler

..."We're connected"....then VRRRROOOOM!!!

 

[cherokeesam]

Tony: "It's Christmas --- take 'em to church."

 

[weezerspider]

Henchman - [BLACKOUT]"Honestly, I hate working here. They are so...weird."[/BLACKOUT]

"There's just one lesson left President Ellis so run away, hide, kiss your children goodbye cause nothing - not your army, not your red white and blue attack dog can save you."

These two and

Spoiler

After revealing Tony was in the boat the whole time during the Air Force One scene: 'I think everyone survived'

I know thats not correct word for word, but you get it.

 

[cryptic name]

"It's a big bunny. Relax about it."

 

[TheIrishAvenger]

Spoiler

"True story about fortune cookies - they look Chinese, they sound Chinese. But they're actually an American invention, which is why they're hollow, full of lies and leave a bad taste in mouth."

 

[divan]

Spoiler

"True story about fortune cookies - they look Chinese, they sound Chinese. But they're actually an American invention, which is why they're hollow, full of lies and leave a bad taste in mouth."

It's fun because that's not only foreshadowing, but also works on a meta level with the reaction to the Reveal.

Also this one:

Spoiler

"No more false faces. You said you wanted "The Mandarin"... you're looking right at him. It was always me Tony, right from the start. I am the Mandarin!"

It's liek if he were talking to the fans.