Why American's so fat?

[Addendum]

Those cupcakes are huge. I gotta get me some

 

[Super Kal]

^That's another thing. Not everyone is the same size, and not all standards of "beauty and health" around the world is "thin"!

This thread is so flippin' annoying!

I'm not saying anorexic thin... I mean normal thin. the normal weight for the type of body structure that every person has...


jeez, calm down...

 

[ShadowBoxing]

I am secretly afraid I will be consumed by some fat disease.

 

[PenanceStare]

People just don't drink enough Chocolate Milk.

 

[Addendum]

Well I can't decide between Hershey's Chocolate, Quik, or Ovaltine. And I don't want to be a pathetic ****er by mixing all three together

 

[Kritish]

Isn't it disgusting? Like every single person I know close to 40 or older is fat. Every single one of them. It's like average to be fat now. What was considered fat 30 years ago is considered skinny today.
Isn't this getting gross?
American

and then we wonder why half the world hates us

How many of you are fat? I weigh 160 at five foot five, but I look rather thin. It's mostly muscle and not a lot of fat.

Some of the guys on Ultimate Fighting even look like they have a gut.

Americans aren't eating all of the food, Africa is just a **** hole and their people can't stop killing each other to get along.

 

[Hades]

It seems rare to be skinny now.

I don't get some fat people can be so fat.

Do they just sit around and eat all day? I mean damn.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

My other fear is whoever I marry will get fat while I stay in shape.

 

[Maxwell Smart]

I've been freebasing corn syrup.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

I think Greg Giraldo does one of the best stand up routines about being a fat nation.: starts in part one, ends in part 3.

WARNING: ADULT LANGUAGE AND CONTENT:
Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QupYOV9Iaa8
Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sx1CAdooGiA
Part 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgueUWKmpKI

 

[Addendum]

Sam Kinison had a great one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22XHf4Uu_b0

 

[Maxwell Smart]

Oh loneliness and cheeseburgers are a bad combination...

 

[Hades]

Oh loneliness and cheeseburgers are a bad combination...

Those cheeseburgers don't judge you

 

[ShadowBoxing]

But serious watch Greg Giraldo.

 

[hey yo its sean]

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a phone booth?


All of them!

 

[Honey Vibe]

I'm not saying anorexic thin... I mean normal thin. the normal weight for the type of body structure that every person has...


jeez, calm down...

I was agreeing with you