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Why Do Some People Not Wash Their Hands After Using the Bathroom?

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Dudes touch their wieners and just walk out of the damn bathroom. I see this too often. Piss probably got all on your hands, too. Women aren't excluded either. You damn dirty apes.

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Those 30 seconds are extra valuable to some people.
 
Technically, you should wash your wiener because it's touching your hands.
 
Especially when they are just about to cook your meal! Dirty apes indeed! :meanie:

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I'm not bothered by this. Washing hands is good to do regularly just from the germs you collect throughout the day. The germs from urine and feces is way less than you would get from your own tongue.\

Technically, you should wash your wiener because it's touching your hands.

Exactly. Your hands have way, way more germs.
 
I can forgive someone for not washing up after a piss, even though I generally try to.

If you're not washing up after a dump, though..... yeesh. :dry:
 
I especially wash my hands any time I use a public restroom because it's a public restroom and you have no idea what kind of **** (literal, figurative and who knows what else) has contaminated every surface in there.
 
I can forgive someone for not washing up after a piss, even though I generally try to.

If you're not washing up after a dump, though..... yeesh. :dry:

Urine is sterile (or it should be, unless you've got some sort of infection).

Feces is literally 1/3 bacteria. Literally. If you take a 3lb poop, you've pooped one pound of bacteria.
 
I especially wash my hands any time I use a public restroom because it's a public restroom and you have no idea what kind of **** (literal, figurative and who knows what else) has contaminated every surface in there.

Pretty much, yeah. After I wash my hands, I get a ****load of paper towels so I can open the door again, without actually touching the handle.
 
And if you poop three pounds, you need to see a doctor because that **** isn't right.

(the poop jokes are going to be endless in this thread)
 
And if you poop three pounds, you need to see a doctor because that **** isn't right.

(the poop jokes are going to be endless in this thread)

I work with animals, so excuse me for assuming that at least one of you is a horse.
 
Also, why do people have bad aim? Peeing on the floor. Its not right.
 
I don't wash my hands after I pee since there isn't anything on my wang I'm worried about. I wash my hands after I take a dump IF I get crap on my hands. People need to get over this bacteria scares me junk and realize that since everyone is using anti-bacterial soap all over the place and for everything they are just creating a race of super germs resistant to bacteria. Some states are going so far as to ban anti-bacterial soaps excluding places like hospitals. In the weird news thread I just posted about the first reported super germ found in food (it was squid from S. Korea) and that is a scary thing since bacteria can transfer genes easily and once they all are resistant to the anti-bacterial agents we have then we will all be screwed
 
Most anti-bacterial soaps do more harm than good so I don't use them. It's the actual scrubbing with soap that removes the bacteria most effectively anyways, and it doesn't give them anything to resist.
 
Dudes touch their wieners and just walk out of the damn bathroom. I see this too often. Piss probably got all on your hands, too. Women aren't excluded either. You damn dirty apes.

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I've always been confused as to why I hear about guys grabbing their junk when they pee. I've always used the waistband of my boxers to aim. Maybe it has to do with guys not being circumcised, I guess they have to grab and pull back or something :funny:.
 
I've always been confused as to why I hear about guys grabbing their junk when they pee. I've always used the waistband of my boxers to aim. Maybe it has to do with guys not being circumcised, I guess they have to grab and pull back or something :funny:.

Maybe sometimes I just like to let it know I'm still there for it, is that so crazy? :o
 
Maybe sometimes I just like to let it know I'm still there for it, is that so crazy? :o
Heh, not at all. I suppose you wipe the tears from it as well when finished.
 
I'm not bothered by this. Washing hands is good to do regularly just from the germs you collect throughout the day. The germs from urine and feces is way less than you would get from your own tongue.

I bet if I put my hand down my pants to simply touch my pee pee, you'd deny my handshake.

:o

Also, why do people have bad aim? Peeing on the floor. Its not right.

I get livid when there's a puddle of piss on the damn floor. How the f*** do you miss that bad when you are using a urinal?

I've always been confused as to why I hear about guys grabbing their junk when they pee. I've always used the waistband of my boxers to aim. Maybe it has to do with guys not being circumcised, I guess they have to grab and pull back or something :funny:.

This is the first time I've ever heard of a dude using the waistband to aim. I would try that and piss on my shoes and probably the dude next to me.

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I'm more disgusted by the fact that if I'm out in public and take a piss, that I have to touch the stall and whatnot, so I'll wash my hands. If I'm at home and I go sometimes I don't wash my hands. It's not like im pissing on my hands and it's just my penis I'm touching. Don't see whats so dirty about it...
 

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