wierd AIM confessions

What happens when I leave a chat full of guys-

Pablo Corinthian: I prefer to crack the lesbians:o
WiseSage222: Crack or Lesbians?
Pablo Corinthian: no
Pablo Corinthian: crack TEH lesbvians
WiseSage222: ew :-(
Pablo Corinthian: :-)
Pablo Corinthian: I'm scum
Pablo Corinthian: :-(
WiseSage222: :-(
WiseSage222: It's okay
Master Chief0202: I don't : o
WiseSage222: that's what janitors are for
WiseSage222: : o
WiseSage222: Clean scum up :mad:
WiseSage222: this chat is so much better?
Pablo Corinthian: I'm only on 1 chat:-(
Master Chief0202: This is like PG thread, that's like PG-13/R thread
Pablo Corinthian: :-(
Pablo Corinthian: I wanna be on the MA chat:-(
Master Chief0202: wait, chat, whoops
Pablo Corinthian: hype owns you
WiseSage222: yeah except this chat's actually funny : o
Pablo Corinthian: : o
Pablo Corinthian: that's cuz I'm here
WiseSage222: yeah
WiseSage222: :-(
Pablo Corinthian: : o
WiseSage222: So anyway
Pablo Corinthian: let's get it on:o
Pablo Corinthian: let's have parties on someone's panties:-(
Pablo Corinthian: *eyes next girl he sees*
Master Chief0202: big sister needs to be here for that :confused:
Pablo Corinthian: ?.?
WiseSage222: well
WiseSage222: if maxc shrek was here
WiseSage222: i'm sure we could do something... like that
WiseSage222: :-(
WiseSage222: but it'd be wierd
Pablo Corinthian: o_O?
WiseSage222: and we all need to be stone and drunk of out our minds
Pablo Corinthian: o_O?
Pablo Corinthian: >.<?
Master Chief0202: I'm stoned and drunk 24/7
Pablo Corinthian: no you arne?'td
Pablo Corinthian: awetuihfaw
Pablo Corinthian: s
Master Chief0202: I started acting, and then my act became real. And I can't turn it off. -_-'
Pablo Corinthian: :-(
WiseSage222: I'm back into nice mode for some reason
Master Chief0202: I act like Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Carribean, just 10x more disoriented.
WiseSage222: i started off as ******* tongiht
WiseSage222: and now I'm nice :-(
Pablo Corinthian: ?.?
Pablo Corinthian: :-(
Derwinle: WiseSage222: I'm back into nice mode for some reason you're cuter that way
Pablo Corinthian: he aint:-(
Master Chief0202: Yeah, Cor knows when guys are cute. :confused:
WiseSage222: :-(
Pablo Corinthian: :-)
Pablo Corinthian: I know
WiseSage222: I'm scruffy :-(
Pablo Corinthian: no
Pablo Corinthian: you are..
Pablo Corinthian: teh ghey
Pablo Corinthian: :-(
Master Chief0202: You're John Constantine and Han Solo?
WiseSage222: Yeah
WiseSage222: :-(
Master Chief0202: Go steal someone's drugs, then sell it back
WiseSage222: if you're willing to do some freaky ****
Master Chief0202: That's how I made like $200 this month
Pablo Corinthian: I bet Twy's just staring at us:-(
WiseSage222: :-(
WiseSage222: and making us feel wierd :-(
WiseSage222: and awkward
WiseSage222: -SILENCE-
Master Chief0202: I feel fine : o
WiseSage222: :-(
Derwinle: No
Pablo Corinthian: is that even posible?
 
dmcnx said:
I'm meh...

[20:42:41] meh...: no
[20:42:53] meh...: I was gonna insult her
[20:43:01] meh...: but I remembereed what you told me
[20:43:14] meh...: about how her cousin will castrate me and all
[20:43:35] they're not : she cood probably beat u up
[20:43:40] they're not : and i'm not even joking
[20:43:47] they're not : and thats b4 u get 2 her cousin
[20:43:53] they're not : vicous like a pitbull
[20:43:59] meh...: she would becasue I wouldnt hit a girl
[20:44:05] they're not : o no
[20:44:07] they're not : not u 2
[20:44:09] they're not : poffter
[20:44:24] meh...: you would?
[20:44:31] they're not : even if she's bigger and stronger than u and
beating u up in front of ur family and the girl u like
[20:44:42] meh...: Nope
[20:44:52] meh...: especiall not in front of family
[20:44:56] meh...: thats a deathwish...
[20:44:56] they're not : ok
[20:45:01] they're not : they're not there
[20:45:05] they're not : but the girl u like
[20:45:08] they're not : and all ur frends
[20:45:21] meh...: I would block
[20:45:22] meh...: thats it
[20:45:26] meh...: might trip her
[20:45:30] meh...: but no hitting
[20:46:00] they're not : wat if she kik u in the nads and wile u were
down on the floor in pain bit u
[20:46:05] they're not : dont ask me where:mad:
[20:46:23] meh...: my fictional girl would help me
[20:46:38] meh...: and becasue this scenario would never happen
[20:46:46] they're not : wfaddtyt
[20:46:48] meh...: she is a transformer
[20:46:58] they're not : wfaddtyt
[20:47:01] they're not : wfaddtyt
[20:47:03] they're not : wfaddtyt
[20:47:05] they're not : wfaddtyt
[20:47:06] they're not : wfaddtyt
[20:47:08] they're not : wfaddtyt
[20:47:09] they're not : wfaddtyt
[20:47:10] meh...: and she'd run over the girl who tried to beat me
up
[20:47:23] meh...: then we'd make sweet sweet monkey love in the
street
[20:47:36] meh...: then Carmen Elektra would walk past and join in
[20:47:53] they're not : dude ur screwin wid a robot...
[20:47:58] they're not : dats just rong dude...
[20:48:01] meh...: no
[20:48:10] meh...: a girl who can TRANSFORM into a robot
[20:48:22] meh...: And a 4 x 4
[20:48:43] they're not : so she is part robot
[20:48:54] meh...: no
[20:49:03] meh...: she is a human that can transform into a robot
[20:49:05] meh...: get it right
[20:49:45] they're not : but basically ur ***in sumfin wiv metal in
it
[20:49:58] meh...: :G
[20:51:11] they're not : and that wood b a lot of metal if she can
transform into a robot and a jeep
[20:51:29] meh...: pretty much
[20:51:39] meh...: only her naughty places are human
[20:51:42] meh...: and her face
[20:51:57] meh...: her face,her *****,her **** and her ass
[20:52:03] they're not : metal hips
[20:52:22] meh...: nah
[20:52:40] meh...: human hips
[20:52:46] they're not : matel thighs
[20:52:56] meh...: yeah
[20:53:02] meh...: but they dont look metal
[20:53:11] they're not : but they feel metal
[20:53:16] they're not : and they r metal
[20:53:17] meh...: no
[20:53:27] meh...: the metal feels human
[20:53:30] meh...: but it is metal
[20:53:40] they're not : so its soft
[20:53:59] meh...: only when I want it to be
[20:54:23] they're not : so she can read ur mind
[20:54:46] meh...: yeah
[20:54:55] meh...: it makes her hormy
[20:55:01] meh...: horny(*)
[20:55:05] they're not : lol
[20:55:07] they're not : hormy
[20:55:18] meh...: both:mad:
[20:55:29] they're not : lol
[20:56:31] they're not : w00t!
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http://server3.uploadit.org/files/veruca-t****.JPG
 
Mr. Edward Hyde said:
Lord Vader's thread about his health teacher?
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I believe so, I didn't get a chance to read it just hovered over it and read the first few lines.
 
Super_Child said:
I believe so, I didn't get a chance to read it just hovered over it and read the first few lines.
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Meh, after my third or fourth post, i stopped reading it, and started reading this thread again.
 
Mr Hyde Dammit: allo scottie
Scott: yo
Mr Hyde Dammit: How's the wife and kids?
Scott: well i jsut got hte wife pregnant again
Scott: and were getting a divorce
Scott: but other than that AWESOMEeeeeeeee
Scott: go to our show w tonight
 
**** (2:41:46 PM): I have no real intent on slicing anyone
**** (2:42:01 PM): I know a guy who did that with his girlfriend, kind of nasty
**** (2:42:15 PM): well, really nasty
~~~~(2:42:24 PM): Sounds like he needs to go to deviantdesires.com..:o
~~~~ (2:42:36 PM): Which..don't go too..:o
**** (2:42:51 PM): hahaha
 
twylight said:
**** (2:41:46 PM): I have no real intent on slicing anyone
**** (2:42:01 PM): I know a guy who did that with his girlfriend, kind of nasty
**** (2:42:15 PM): well, really nasty
~~~~(2:42:24 PM): Sounds like he needs to go to deviantdesires.com..:o
~~~~ (2:42:36 PM): Which..don't go too..:o
**** (2:42:51 PM): hahaha
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I should probably edit the screen name on my last post too, because he'll get pissed if a bunch of people he doesn't know IM him or..well, I dont' know....
 
now... part II


Mr Hyde Dammit: Sodomy gave me nightmares.
Pablo Corinthian: sodomy gave me wet dreams
Mr Hyde Dammit: ....
Mr Hyde Dammit: I really hate that my brain visualizes everything i've read.....
Pablo Corinthian: hey... you got some life action on your brain... that's like almost as good as a live show
Mr Hyde Dammit: ...life action?
Pablo Corinthian: yeah... like there's life in your brain gettin stuffed...
Mr Hyde Dammit: ...stuffed?
Pablo Corinthian: you know... like in the thanks givin' turkey... you stuff it.... this time, ironically it's with cock...
Mr Hyde Dammit: It isn't good that my brain is stuffed with images of you ejaculating.
Pablo Corinthian: bukkakeing you?
Mr Hyde Dammit: NO! NO! NO!
Mr Hyde Dammit: GO AWAY!
Pablo Corinthian: why?:-(
Pablo Corinthian: no one loves me:-(
Mr Hyde Dammit: VISUALIZATIONS, REMEMBER?!
Pablo Corinthian: I see...:o
Mr Hyde Dammit: Yeah, now you do!
Pablo Corinthian: but... in your brain... it's different...
Mr Hyde Dammit: I love the nervous system.
Mr Hyde Dammit: It's so mysterious.
Mr Hyde Dammit: >_>
Pablo Corinthian: :p>
Pablo Corinthian: finger lickin *****
Mr Hyde Dammit: -_o
Pablo Corinthian: are you winkin me?, sailor?
Mr Hyde Dammit: ...NO!
Pablo Corinthian: imagine that... while a 6 foot 2 mexican guy says that to you dressed in leather...
Mr Hyde Dammit: :'(you make me cry
Pablo Corinthian: with a *****:-(
Mr Hyde Dammit: :'(
Pablo Corinthian: and some ky
Mr Hyde Dammit: no
Mr Hyde Dammit: Just say no to seven foot tall men dressed in leather holding *****'s an Ky Lotion asking you if you're winking at them...."soldier"....
Pablo Corinthian: come and get it
Pablo Corinthian: check this poem I wrote
Pablo Corinthian: I until it is dry,
think that we would like to
inhale your vagina
Mr Hyde Dammit: ...what...?
Pablo Corinthian: exactly
Mr Hyde Dammit: oh right...:confused:
 
Me: I
Some Guy:?
Me: Am batman
Some guy signed off (he probably blocked me, but IMing random people telling them your batman is fun)
 
Corinthian said:
I thought I made you think of sodomy....

:confused:



... now that was ironic...
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sodomy weakens your rectum...Not mine! Yours! Sick perve, like, OMFGLMAOWTFBBQ!
 
Why am I involve in this chat someone's going get sodomized like yesterday's bacon :mad:
 
Marvel587: *Zap*
Derwinle: *pow*
Marvel587: *Reads ~~~~'s Mind*
Derwinle: *telekintically makes **** go in orbit*
Marvel587: AAAAAH!!!!!
Marvel587: *Holds onto Saturn's rings*
Marvel587: *Finds Silver Surfer*
Marvel587: SAVE ME!!!
Derwinle: *goes Pheonix kills him*
Marvel587: *~~~~ forgets that **** is Wolverine*.. incapable of Death
Derwinle: *Blasts him with the Pheonix force*
Marvel587: *Eats ~~~~*
Derwinle: *kisses him*
Marvel587: I win.
Marvel587: *Faints*..
Marvel587: *Dies*..
Derwinle: I got the last kiss though :o
Marvel587: *~~~~ Wins*
Marvel587: You have a kiss of death or something..
Derwinle: Ah..the power of women and Jean *flexs*
Marvel587: You're Rogue.
Derwinle: No..
Marvel587: I'm in a coma now
Derwinle: just the shock of Jean kissing him would kill Logan
Marvel587: "People like this.. Jean Grey"
Derwinle: hahahahaha
Marvel587: *Shnikt*.. HA!
Marvel587: This is like Fantasy comic book geek stuff...
Derwinle: *pow?*
Marvel587: *WAM?*
Derwinle: I know..I feel like a Total geek
Marvel587: Batman? Adam West... Ka.. POW!
Derwinle: "Holy action noises Batman!"
Marvel587: *Geekgasm*
Marvel587: Haha!!
 
Corinthian said:
Pablo Corinthian: it's just butt pleasuring
Pablo Corinthian: butt pleasuring is still pleasuring
Mr Hyde Dammit: butt pleasure is nothing more than the raping of intestines
Mr Hyde Dammit: which is highly unhealthy
Pablo Corinthian: but that's where men have their g spot:-(
Mr Hyde Dammit: ....
Mr Hyde Dammit: *runs away crying*
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This is the biggest prank that God has ever played on the human race. It's like: "I'll give women a g-spot, but it'll be practically impossible to find no matter how hard you look, and then I'll also give men a g-spot, and they'll know exactly where it is and they'll have easy access to it, but they'll be too insecure to ever go there." :D God has one hell of a sense of humor. :up:
 
[20:35:31] If you loved: *****
[20:35:37] AFRO POWER: who me
[20:35:42] If you loved: both of you:mad:
[20:35:48] boys r such : and hello 2 u to
[20:35:55] If you loved: Im angry and I fdont know why:mad:
[20:36:10] boys r such : that's fine by me
[20:36:31] If you loved: how was your day:mad:
[20:36:53] boys r such : cool:) u?
[20:37:04] If you loved: fine:mad:
[20:37:07] If you loved: and you daniel:mad:
[20:37:12] AFRO POWER: so so
[20:37:41] If you loved: Daniel has been bragging about what he said
last night
[20:38:02] boys r such : wat did he say?
[20:38:10] AFRO POWER: man
[20:38:13] AFRO POWER: i'm right here
[20:38:16] AFRO POWER: if your gonna lie
[20:38:19] AFRO POWER: lie convicingly
[20:38:35] If you loved: remember when he said he was gonna spank
you?
[20:38:41] AFRO POWER: lol
[20:38:43] AFRO POWER: that was funni
[20:38:47] AFRO POWER: lets move on
[20:38:53] If you loved: he's been bragging ever since
[20:38:54] boys r such : :cool:
[20:38:57] AFRO POWER: lies
[20:38:59] If you loved: like he has girls
[20:39:02] AFRO POWER: lol
[20:39:03] AFRO POWER: lies
[20:39:04] AFRO POWER: lol
[20:39:25] AFRO POWER: i wish dat Ife had come on wen ur i-net girl
was online
[20:39:41] If you loved: yeah
[20:39:44] If you loved: that wouldve been hot
[20:39:56] If you loved: seeing as both of them are horny ****s
[20:40:28] AFRO POWER: o
[20:40:29] AFRO POWER: k
[20:40:33] If you loved: see
[20:40:36] If you loved: Ife ignores me
[20:40:39] If you loved: shes that hot
[20:40:46] If you loved: probably *********ing or something
[20:41:21] AFRO POWER: (clears throat)
[20:41:38] If you loved: I'm so high...
[20:42:07] AFRO POWER: yeah sure...
[20:42:20] If you loved: she doesnt care does she
[20:42:24] If you loved: I could say anything now
[20:42:25] boys r such : nope
[20:42:33] If you loved: and you wouldnt say anything
[20:42:43] If you loved: that takes all the fun away...
[20:43:17] boys r such : gud
[20:43:27] AFRO POWER: so u'll stop then
[20:43:33] If you loved: DAMN YOU WOMAN
[20:44:10] AFRO POWER: oooooooooooh sexism
[20:44:14] AFRO POWER: nice touch there Kai
[20:44:26] If you loved: I was talking to you studmuffin...
[20:44:30] If you loved: ;)
[20:44:34] AFRO POWER: dont do that
[20:44:42] If you loved: ooh
[20:44:44] If you loved: resistance
[20:44:56] AFRO POWER: i cant
[20:44:59] AFRO POWER: i really cant
[20:45:03] AFRO POWER has left the conversation.

btw,I'm If you loved.
 
Pablo Corinthian: let's make some babies:-(
FreeWinona03: there a razor in my vagina, but go ahead.
Pablo Corinthian: that's where you keep em?
FreeWinona03: i keep everything in there
FreeWinona03: its like Mary Poppins handbag
FreeWinona03: lamps, clothes, books, pictures, everything
Pablo Corinthian: OMG!... I love you:-D
Pablo Corinthian: can I fit in there?
FreeWinona03: if a volvo can fit in there then you can:-)
FreeWinona03: i have a magical vagina, and a talking umbrella with a parrot head
FreeWinona03: want me to watch your children?
Pablo Corinthian: I don't have any... that's why I asked in the first place....... how do you pleasure yourself anyway?... an elephant?
FreeWinona03: i was talking about your illegitmate children
Pablo Corinthian: so you also walk dogs?!
FreeWinona03: i dont pleasure myself, walking around with pineapple in your hoo hoo is enough pleasure.
Pablo Corinthian: lol
FreeWinona03: yes i love dogs, i also have 8 lactating nipples so thats a plus for the puppies.
Pablo Corinthian: yay!
 
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