Win a date with Jessica Biel!

[BT18]

You're right, whatever your name was, she should wear a burka in the pool, especially in Freddy Prince Jr. movies when her sex appeal might be the only possible shred of enjoyability in the entire thing.

 

[Samael]

I got to the party late. I was going to say "Umm, isn't that a movie where she is paid to be in a bikini?" But no.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

You'll get your chance some other time.

 

[Iceman]

She doesn't look too bad covered up either.

 

[BATFREDDIE]

Female Torch, your sig is too big.

Drakon, you have the best stolen avatar ever. You are going on my list of people who suck.

 

[JLBats]

Oh please, she does not go around "half naked all of the time".

I think you may be the one with insecurities here.

Pssst...

Phantasm 2.0.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

I still say she's just a poor mans version of Phantasm.

 

[U.S War Machine]

Boy Howdy

 

[Swordmaster]

I still say she's just a poor mans version of Phantasm.

Least she doesn't go around patting heads all the time

 

[cryptic name]

She needs to learn how to wear clothing
Real women don't dress like she does...they have more respect for themselves.

most girls i know dress like her

 

[DOG LIPS]

Least she doesn't go around patting heads all the time

Nice sig.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

All i gotta say is meh.

i'd hit it though.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Haha. Imagine if it was Jessica Alba. JAL would die if someone else got it.

Funny enough that's who i first thought it was when i say the name of this thread. i was like OH..MY....GOD!!!!!!

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Great, another ignoramus that puts women down simply for being comfortable with their bodies, like we didn't have more than enough already...

and by the same logic, you can just as easily call women that aren't comfortable with it prudes.

No no fellas i'll tell you what it is.

Cause Biels going out With Chrs Evans. whom she says she doesn't like(torch i'm talking about) butr she does but she doesn't wanna admit it. And she (torch) calls anywoman a skank or a ****e or whatever cause they don't dress like a 80 year old grandma. so you just really need to get over yourself. and the thing you got with biel.

 

[Scooter]

Gah, I love this girl. Her body = perfection + ass.

 

[Iceman]

Gah, I love this girl. Her body = perfection + ass.

Those two often go together.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

She has what you call a end table ass.

 

[War Lord]

Big Whoop.

A date would consist of a movie and a dinner and polite but disinterested conversation.

That's it.

 

[Iceman]

She has what you call a end table ass.

I don't know what you call it but I like it.

 

[Kurosawa]

Big Whoop.

A date would consist of a movie and a dinner and polite but disinterested conversation.

That's it.

That describes a lot of dates that aren't even with movie stars.

 

[War Lord]

That describes a lot of dates that aren't even with movie stars.

Which makes them as much a waste of time.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

I don't know what you call it but I like it.

never heard that saying before? ever see how high? thats where i heard it.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Its jessica biel. now big deal to me but now if it was Jessica Alba. that would be a entirely different story.

 

[enterthemadness]

Big Whoop.

A date would consist of a movie and a dinner and polite but disinterested conversation.

That's it.

Yes, finally someone who agrees with me. It's not like anything fun (kiss, make out, sleep together, get laid) is gonna happen on this ****ing date. *adds War Lord to buddy list*

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Yes, finally someone who agrees with me. It's not like anything fun (kiss, make out, sleep together, get laid) is gonna happen on this ****ing date. *adds War Lord to buddy list*

or maybe they just want to hang out with the person cause they like there movies andits not anything sexually at all.

you know not everything's about "getting a piece"