One of the very worst pieces of dialogue ever:
"I said... uh...? Spiderman, I said uh...?The great thing about MJ is... when you look in her eyes and she's looking back in yours... everything... feels... not quite normal. Because you feel stronger and weaker at the same time. You feel excited and at the same time, terrified. The truth is... you don't know what you feel except you know what kind of man you want to be. It's as if you've reached the unreachable and you weren't ready for it."
And as if it wasn't crappy enough, she replies:
"You said that?"
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ANotehr cringe-worthy moment:
"You'll never guess who he wants to be..."
No, Aunt May, we completely ignore who could that be. But that's ok because it seems not even Peter can guess.
"Spider-Man!"
"Why?"
And here she comes:
"He knows a hero when he sees one. Too few characters out there, flying around like that, saving old girls like me. And Lord knows, kids like Henry need a hero. Courageous, self-sacrificing people. Setting examples for all of us. Everybody loves a hero. People line up for them, cheer them, scream their names. And years later, they'll tell how they stood in the rain for hours just to get a glimpse of the one who taught them how to hold on a second longer. I believe there's a hero in all of us, that keeps us honest, gives us strength, makes us noble, and finally allows us to die with pride, even though sometimes we have to be steady, and give up the thing we want the most. Even our dreams."
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Elevator Passenger: Cool Spidey outfit.
Spider-Man: Thanks.
Elevator Passenger: Where did you get it?
Spider-Man: I made it.
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Elevator Passenger: Looks uncomfortable...
Spider-Man: Yeah, it's kind of itchy... ...and it rides up in the crotch a little bit, too.
Yeah, nothing like an unnecessary joke over-stretched.