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Worst. Disney film. Ever!

Emperor's New Groove was interesting because the tale wasn't esPecially epic, it was just a buddy comedy that took place in an Incan setting. And it worked. It wasn't so much a "Disney Classic" as much as a "Disney Cult Hit".

The sPinoff series was stupid. It got really funny when it found it's...*sigh* groove but it was just out of character for Kuzco to incessantly pine after a cheerleader when he turned down 5 nigh perfect brides in the film's opening. And you know that, whatever the civilization, tons of high school girls would have thrown themselves at a royal god-king emperor.
 
Emperor's New Groove was interesting because the tale wasn't esPecially epic, it was just a buddy comedy that took place in an Incan setting. And it worked. It wasn't so much a "Disney Classic" as much as a "Disney Cult Hit".

The sPinoff series was stupid. It got really funny when it found it's...*sigh* groove but it was just out of character for Kuzco to incessantly pine after a cheerleader when he turned down 5 nigh perfect brides in the film's opening. And you know that, whatever the civilization, tons of high school girls would have thrown themselves at a royal god-king emperor.

Ya Disney does that a lot with series. Most of it isn't canon.

But I think it's the funniest animated movie they've done. I don't get the hate.
 
What's canon with Disney is debatable :/ Though I may agree with ENG being the funniest.

Also funny is the insane amount of plot holes I found after rewatching Beauty & the Beast. A witch (or enchantress) curses a sPoiled prince who answers his own door and the thousands of servants in his palace who don't answer his door by turning them all into a beast and appliances resPectfully. One mob march away is a town completely unaware that there's even a cursed castle where a member of the French Royal family and his staff which outnumbers the town disappeared from for several years.

What's more is that the daughter of the village crackpot who reads and dismisses the advances of the town's favorite *****ebag is not immediately burned at the stake for witchcraft upon showing the all-too-eager-to-mob townsfolk a magic mirror with a roaring monster in it.

Not saying it was a bad film or anything, I'm just too cynical for my own good. :)

Anyway, here's a comic I drew about how Sleeping Beauty should have ended...
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There is worst Disney Movies than Alice in Wonderland Trust Me

Hell most of the Disney Direct to DVD was worse than that Movie

Home on the Range was worst than that movie.
 
I think I missed everything between Brother Bear and Meet the Robinson's.
 
Financially sPeaking, Treasure Planet was their all time biggest flop. Which is a shame because it was one of my favorites. Captain Amelia= Teh Sex.
 
I've been meaning to watch that one. Every time I try I get distracted and end up doing something.

I did enjoy Atlantis. I think it wouldn't of been great as a big budget live action movie.
 
lol, i agree. It was nothing like the book at all. Moreover, it felt like Loony Tunes on crack. The most insulting bit however, was how the ending turned out. It felt like they were stealing the ending from "The Wizard of Oz", with the whole "it-was-all-a-dream" crap. In fact, I made a very funny video of the ending using the famous scene from Point Black where Keanu Reeves is firing his gun up in the air and yelling in frustration. Here's the link:

http://my.spill.com/video/keanu-reeves-reaction-to-alice

ahHaha

I read that Disney wasn't happy with how Alice came out, he said the book was hard to capture into a kids movie.
 
Ya Disney does that a lot with series. Most of it isn't canon.

But I think it's the funniest animated movie they've done. I don't get the hate.

Agreed 100% I love it.

And about the Lion King in the older comments, doesn't anyone understand what a remake is? Lion King was amalgamated remake of Kimba and Hamlet.
 
Anybody else feel kind of bad for Kida from Atlantis? She was easily one of the coolest Disney Princesses ever but Disney practically denies her having ever existed when they merchandise them.
 
I actually didn't min Atlantis, it wasn't great, but I didn't think it was horrible either.

And was anybody else incredibly annoyed by the poster that started this thread? I was reading the first page for a bit, and I got flashes of SpiderFreddie.
 
I actually didn't min Atlantis, it wasn't great, but I didn't think it was horrible either.

And was anybody else incredibly annoyed by the poster that started this thread? I was reading the first page for a bit, and I got flashes of SpiderFreddie.

Oh my god, that kid was annoying! He just wanted to get everyone to universally condemn Alice in Wonderland. Is he banned?

And I know it's probably not a good idea to ask, but who's SpiderFreddie?
 
That's not Disney.
Thank you. Rock-a-Doodle wasn't a Disney film, it was a Don Bluth film.

But, on topic, I'd say Disney has had their share of dreadful movies. My least favorite would have to be The Haunted Mansion. That movie was horse crap.
 
I actually didn't min Atlantis, it wasn't great, but I didn't think it was horrible either.

And was anybody else incredibly annoyed by the poster that started this thread? I was reading the first page for a bit, and I got flashes of SpiderFreddie.

Oh my god, that kid was annoying! He just wanted to get everyone to universally condemn Alice in Wonderland. Is he banned?

And I know it's probably not a good idea to ask, but who's SpiderFreddie?

It's not nice to pick on the disabled, you two.
 
It's not nice to pick on the disabled, you two.

Sorry, you're right, it is Christmas and all:csad::woot:

And SpiderFreddie was a poster a few years back who garnered quite the reputation for being one of the worst trolls around. He was still active around the time I joined, when BB was first coming out.
 
It's not nice to pick on the disabled, you two.

You're right. In fact it's the same reason why I don't watch Jersey Shore.

And the Haunted Mansion was terrible. Oh Eddie Murphy, I'm so sad that his film career is near-beyond repair.
 
The Haunted Mansion movie made me sad, considering how dark and great the story for the ride was, even having ties to the Pirates of the Caribbean.:csad:
 
Dreamgirls was his last good film and that came out years ago. Lol Meet Dave, what crap that was.
 
i dont remember the name of the movie but its about some talking cows, it sucks hard.

oh and i dont give a **** about Pocahontas at all.

also, those ****** straight to dvd movies about talking puppies they realese every friggin year "*insert something here* buddies"

everything else, i like.

PS: Haunted mansion was ****.
 

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