Worst movies in your DVD collection

[DawnWarrior]

Sometimes, in spite of our best efforts to build an impressive DVD library, a few stinkers find their way onto our shelves. Sometimes we sell off those discs somewhere online and sometimes we just let them sit there. What are those awful, awful movies (or TV shows) that you just can't believe have made their way into your collection?

Here's mine:
-Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (but really, haven't we all?)
-Blade: Trinity
-Punisher (the Thomas Jane one)
-Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
-The Last Samurai
-Mission: Impossible 2 (not One or Three, just Two.)

 

[Deaths Head II]

Pearl Harbor. Got it as a gift.

 

[RaZaTrOn]

Paranormal Ascendancy.
I would rather have someone take a crap on my face for 90 minutes than waste my time watching that again.

 

[[A]]

Kill Bill Volume 1, maybe..? Let me check my list again..

 

[WarBlade]

I once picked up a bargain bin piece of crap called "The Vampire Journals". It lasted through one viewing before a hole developed in the pit surface, but the defective DVD was so cheap it would have cost more in transport to take it back for a refund. I wasn't sorry to see it go in the bin, although it was a bit disappointing to wind up with such an expensive spare DVD case for my trouble.

 

[Commodore Schmidlapp]

Van Helsing

 

[DACrowe]

Jurassic Park III (much, younger, much stupider)
-Rush Hour 2 (the same)
-Daredevil (yep)
-Underworld
-Underworld 2
-Pirates of the Caribbean 2

I have hundreds of DVDs but those are the only ones I'm ashamed to have.

 

[Doctor Jones]

Ghost Rider: The Director's Cut
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Yeah... they're not great, but I consider them guiltly pleasures anyway. The DC for GR improves the movie, but it's still not a good comic book film by any means.

 

[[A]]

..no, 300's gotta be the worst movie I own

 

[Doctor Jones]

You consider Kill Bill Vol. 1 to be a bad movie??

 

[[A]]

You consider Kill Bill Vol. 1 to be a bad movie??

Nope, never said that. It isn't great either..

 

[Still Wynning]

-Pirates of the Caribbean 2 & 3 (The special effects and humor are good, but other than that, they really don't serve much purpose.)

-Fantastic Four (I really don't know why I still own this one. I don't even watch it, ever since seeing the sequel, which was actually pretty good.)

-Ghost Rider (It's an okay movie. Not the best, and certainly not the worst, but as far comic book adaptations go it's still pretty bad.)


That's pretty much it. I don't have a lot of bad movies in my collection, being all picky and all.

I really need to get rid of those.

 

[The Joker]

Blade Trinity
Halloween Resurrection
Friday the 13th part 8

 

[<(o_o)>]

Day Of The Dead Remake
April Fool's Day Remake

 

[childeroland]

All-American Murder, with Josie Bissett, Christopher Walken, and Charlie Schlatter from Diagnosis Murder.

 

[Blitzkrieg Bop]

Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday
Hellraiser 3
Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare
Revenge of the Creature

 

[Kent]

I think I have a copy of "Romeo Must Die" lying around somewhere.

 

[redhawk23]

Kill Bill Volume 1, maybe..? Let me check my list again..

bite your tounge, or maybe the fingers you used to type that statement

lol

to each their own

 

[Doc Ock]

Pearl Harbor
Transformers(2007)
Valkyrie
Kung Fu Panda

 

[Doc Ock]

Double Post

 

[Addendum]

Enemy at the Gates - I was interested in the story of Vasily Zaytsev and the Battle of Stalingrad. However, I should have stuck with the history books after watching this.

 

[redhawk23]

Beyond Reanimator, i truly have no idea why i have this movie

 

[Apollo]

I own A LOT of movies. But the majority of the ones were bought by my dad who kinda goes over board....

So some of the movies he bought were HIGHLY Unexceptable... HIGHLY!

I don't have them on my main dvd shelf. They are located on the wall of shame, where no one shall ever look....

 

[ross2287]

I've got you all beat. I own The Wicker Man. Yes, that Wicker Man.

 

[Apollo]

The majority of the movies listed here are GEMS compared to my "wall of Shame"

oh, and the wicker man is located on "the wall of shame" too... plus a dozen more that are just as unacceptable...