Sequels Worst SM4 Plotlines

[Nebins]

Peter is now 76 years old and the whole movie is one 2 and a half hour shot of him trying to pass stool.

 

[doomreaper X]

Spider-Man's world will (zzz) never be the same as he finds out his parents have seemingly returned from the grave only to be killed by Typeface... who is revealed to be Uncle Ben's real killer...and marries Aunt May...who's actually an actress...that dies!

Who the hell is Typeface? Sounds like a Microsoft Word font.

 

[doomreaper X]

Spiderman flies into space with the help of...um...the Silver Surfer, and meets Invader Zim and Dib in the Tallest's Ship. They all go back to Earth and eat nachos. Then Kraven appears demanding nachos, but the Human Torch comes out of nowhere (complete with original cartoon theme song) and fries him to death. Johnny then makes french fries for everyone, using potatoes stolen from the Punisher, who barges in screaming bloody murder. He calms down and plays poker with all of them. Then all of them excpet Spiderman are killed by the Demogoblin, who then is pulled into hell by Ghost Rider's chain. Spiderman then gets drunk and goes home to MJ and Gwen, where they all enjoy a night of passion. Later, Spidey gets a call from Jameson, who then gives away the two main villains of SM5 by giving Parker a card depicting a clown and an octopus. Spidey then swings off ino the night, but not before crashing into a billboard like in the first movie.

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[lordofthenerds]

My new version:

Before Credit Scene Reveals:
-MJ is really a transvestite man.
-Harry, Gwen, Eddie Brock, Captain Stacy, JJJ, Hoffman, Robbie, Doctor Conners, Sandman, Chris Tucker, and Cyclops all died unbuilt and insignificant deaths.
-Aunt May became Aunt Carnage.

Peter is in mourning because pretty much all the characters in the last movie are dead or were lazily thrown out of the franchise so he decides to go into rehab to recover from his depression and face the fact he was banging a transvestite. Also, he battles Aunt Carnage with a lust for vengeance (as it turns out Aunt May was the real killer of Ben since she wanted a free toaster to build into an advanced lazer-beam mechanism) and he tears her evil symbiotic heart out in a church. After destroying his so-called "Aunt" it turns out she wasn't really his Aunt after all, she never really married Uncle Ben. The person who married them wasn't a priest, only a disguised symbiote! Plus, she really was a man all along!!!

Peter then returns to rehab and joins a group therapy circle (including former foes such as Leapfrog, Stiltman, and Britney Spears) where he copes with the truth that he was a victim of a false relationship. Then, an astonishing revelation occurs, Doc Ock never really drowned, he was just waiting after several months for the time to strike when Peter was struggling with depression and an unintended homosexuality. Ock is about to attack the rehab center but due to Molina's conflicting scheduling and production errors, he has to die and the production team comes up with the excuse that he pathetically dies from a heart attack once he gets back on land due to being so out of shape.

A new villain called nuclear Carnage also appears after Peter hurled Aunt May into space and she hit a surge of cosmic-nuclear energy!!! And the movie ends with thousands of new symbiote villains reflected in his eye piece!!!

 

[Spiderine]

Anything involving The Enforcers, Mindworm, Kangaroo, Living Brain, Meteor Man, Gibbon, and will o the wisp.