Wost Thing An EX Ever Said To You?

At the beginning of my senior year of high school, I was putting a lot of thought into what I wanted to do with my life. At the time it was something that I was kind of anxious about. My girlfriend at the time was one of most trusted people in my life at the time. I brought up casually in conversation that I thought it might be cool to work for the FBI. This was something I was honestly looking into the requirements for at the time and the possibility of which really excited me. When she heard this, she sort of paused and then burst out laughing in a really obnoxious way. It's a fairly minor thing but that always ticked me off.
 
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After spending 5 years of my life bending over backwards to help her get through her extensive emotional issues, a financial crisis, health and family problems, nearly always putting my own happiness, sanity, job and money on the line, my ex-fiancé said this to me:

"You're a wonderful person and have a heart of gold...but I need something better."
 
When my ex-GF was mad once she told that I could learn a thing or two on love making and that I was never gonna move out of my parents house.
 
My girlfriend at the time was one of most trusted people in my life at the time. I brought up casually in conversation that I thought it might be cool to work for the FBI.
I was in a similar situation when I was applying for the LAPD when my ex-GF tells me I might not make it because of my violent temper naturally I shrugged it off.

I had already passed all the physical, written, background checks when I get a letter stating my application was denied because of my lack of interpersonal skills and other B.S.
 
I was in a similar situation when I was applying for the LAPD when my ex-GF tells me I might not make it because of my violent temper naturally I shrugged it off.

I had already passed all the physical, written, background checks when I get a letter stating my application was denied because of my lack of interpersonal skills and other B.S.


Lemme guess, whenever you came to a question in the psyche exam and weren't too sure about it, you wrote 'I am duh LAW!'
 
Good. Now I know your weakness!

Well, I shoved him so hard when he called me that that he slammed into his apartment wall and created a man-shaped hole. Not my proudest moment. But, you can test your luck if you'd like :cwink:
 
I never understood why that's such a bad word. Doesn't it come from some kinda Goddess or something? I don't know, every time I hear it I get a chubby. :o
 
I never understood why that's such a bad word. Doesn't it come from some kinda Goddess or something? I don't know, every time I hear it I get a chubby. :o

I mean, you can call a woman that and then after she knees you in your chubby, try to tell her that you really mean she's a goddess, if you'd like :huh:
 

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