Wrestling: The Action Soap Opera Thread

[Metamorpho1977]

She wouldn't be bad without the man chin.

 

[NDX]

During WWE's shareholders meeting earlier this morning, a shareholder asked Vince McMahon about any interest in buying TNA Wrestling.

The shareholder said, "When are you going to buy that three letter company that's based in Nashville, Tennessee because they have the wrong people in charge of that company."

Vince responds, "Right".

The shareholder continued, "And please save the business from Dixie Carter. (Vince laughs) Stephanie has more brains than Dixie Carter has." Vince responded laughing, "I would hope." Lots of laughter and chatter took place after this statement was made by the shareholder, including Vince laughing some more at his table. Stephanie McMahon and Triple H were shown sitting nearby laughing as well.

The shareholder continued, "I think if you buy it now, there is a shot at fixing that company because I know you would put the right people in charge to fix that company." Vince, seeming to be at a loss for words, responded, "I don't know that they are for sale." The shareholder jumped in, "I'm sure if offer them something...I don't know. It is a 50/50 shot. I mean they know you are loaded with money." (crowd laughs) Vince continued, "Well...maybe." (Vince smiles, crowd continues to laugh)


NoDQ

Also hilarious.

 

[Metallo]

She wouldn't be bad without the man chin.

That can be pounded out.

 

[SuperFerret]

I find Eve quite attractive.

 

[Metamorpho1977]

That can be pounded out.

I'm sure that's been tried.

I have returned from the big tornado of 2011. Last few days have been pretty rough. Have I missed anything important?

 

[Metallo]

I find Eve quite attractive.

I don't think think any straight man posting here would kick her out of bed. Her chin don't bother me that much and besides...I don't need to be looking at her chin all the time

I'm sure that's been tried.

I have returned from the big tornado of 2011. Last few days have been pretty rough. Have I missed anything important?

I'd have no problem continuing to try. Its a hard job but somebody has to do her it.

as for missing anything...McCool is leaving WWE (for a while). Depending on how you look at it I'm not sure if that qualifies as important.

 

[Metamorpho1977]

I don't think think any straight man posting here would kick her out of bed. Her chin don't bother me that much and besides...I don't need to be looking at her chin all the time

Oh I wouldn't kick her out of the bed unless the man chin came with other man parts.

 

[Metallo]

Oh I wouldn't kick her out of the bed unless the man chin came with other man parts.

Thats a different matter. I'm not into that whole Cryin Game thing. I'd be so freaked out I'd head to The Ultimate Warriors hometown and stay there and go just as crazy as he did.

As for Eves chin...if it really bothers me there are ways to hide it...

 

[BlackLantern]

Parts Unknown?

scary

 

[Metallo]

Parts Unknown?

scary

I think thats the fear a lot of men have about Eve if they think she has a man chin.

 

[bullets]

She wouldn't be bad without the man chin.

Hah , She's hot as hell and she probably looks better up close. I never noticed her chin lol.



McCool leaving is a good thing. I think she'd a decent wrestler but I'm sick of seeing her , can't wait for Kong (Kharma) to restore the woman's division- if she ever debuts.

 

[TheIncredibleSk]

Speaking of The Ultimate Warrior. What.The.****. was he saying most of time. I was watching a dvd on him and his promos made me wanna get high.

 

[bullets]

As for Eves chin...if it really bothers me there are ways to hide it...

I could think of one really good way to hide that chin.. too vulgar for these boards lol.

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

I have this Playboy, and her pictorial is... well... swell.

 

[BlackLantern]

Speaking of The Ultimate Warrior. What.The.****. was he saying most of time. I was watching a dvd on him and his promos made me wanna get high.

that guy is officially out of his tree...has been for some time

Warrior Warrior McWarrior is a loon

 

[SuperFerret]

I like her chin, it gives her face a unique look.

 

[BlackLantern]

if by unique, you mean a dude, then yes.....

 

[Dr. Evil]

Source: Cage side seats.

Don't know the validity of this story, however, Cage seats articles have been re-tweeted by wrestlers on Twitter (Stevie Richards and Daffney), so they must be doing something right.

With cuts looming to the main roster in WWE, agent Johnny Ace was tasked yesterday to fire Nicki Bella, one of the Bella Twins. The story goes that Ace came across one of the twins in catering and told her the sad news that she was no longer needed by the company as creative has nothing for her.

Unfortunately it was actually Brie Bella that Johnny Ace was talking to. This was only found out after she went to Vince to complain about being terminated, feeling it unfair as she works much harder than her sibling. Johnny then had to apologize to Brie in front of everyone and go find Nicki and fire her. "This is just like that deal with the one-legged kid a few years ago" Johnny is quoted as saying.

Sources claim that even though one of them is fired, the twins are just going to take it in turns each week in going on the road as no one will know the difference anyway. "This way we can both have a rest and we will just split our paycheck" the one with dark hair said.

Johnny Ace must want to get fired. A few more blunders, then Triple H will fire him for sure.

 

[TheIncredibleSk]

Maryse should released. ***** aint nothing but fake ****. Eve is nice she looks "real"

 

[Metallo]

I could think of one really good way to hide that chin.. too vulgar for these boards lol.

You might puncture your scrote doing that, friend.

Her chin doesn't bother me that much though.

I have this Playboy, and her pictorial is... well... swell.

"Swell? You know, Clark, there are very few people left in the world these days who sound comfortable saying that word."

that guy is officially out of his tree...has been for some time

Warrior Warrior McWarrior is a loon

You should try reading his old comic book.

 

[BlackLantern]

dude buried Santa


a-hole

 

[Metallo]

dude buried Santa


a-hole

The art in the Warrior comic was almost...Liefeldian in its level of suck.

 

[BlackLantern]

that's not holiday cheer, that's breaking and entering

 

[TheIncredibleSk]

Reported By Ryan Clark

You can't make this stuff up guys - Kurt Angle says that he's considering another try at the Olympic games and he's dead serious.

"It's not just this old man trying to lash out to get publicity," Angle told WTAE Channel 4 Action News on Friday. "It's about really making the team and making a point that, you know what, the 40s is not old. It's the new young. I feel really good at 42, and I might be making a statement that him and I are going to start training for the Olympics and go after the U.S. Open, the Olympic team trials, and then the Olympics," Angle said.

"Everyone asks me, 'How can you do all of these things?' And I always tell them I'll rest when I die," Angle said. "I don't rest very much. I like to do things, I like to accomplish things, and I have a passion for everything that I do, including pro wrestling, and I miss the Olympic wrestling."

"But if we're going to make this (Olympic) commitment, we're going to do it, and it starts in August," he said.

You can read more about this at http://www.wtae.com/entertainment/27721730/detail.html

silly angle, Olympics are for kids

 

[Phatman]

McBurials is leaving
Now they can start rebuilding the divas Division with Kharma (Kong) If HHH's promos are any indication to the direction I hope he's going in, I'm hoping it's a trail of destruction lined with stretchers, and barbies left crumpled in the ring leading up to a Beth Kharma feud at SummerSlam or Survivor Series.