Wtf.....Chronic Phobia Of Pickles?!!

[Darkdd]

I like the woman afraid of baloons better.

They start showing video of baloons popping and she freaks out and runs back stage where they have the room full of baloons... She drops to the floor crying.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dACemqB3O4&search=fear%20maury

I remember one where a woman was terrified of foil.

 

[Carter]

Pickles....?
Somebody got molested as a child.

I bet every time her uncle was breathing hot whiskey breath in her ear she would just pretend it was a pickle.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Somebody needs to make her turkey perky.

 

[jaguarr]

LOFL! Ridiculous. What is this world coming to? Maury's pretty sadistic, coming after these women with pickles and balloons just to get them to freak out for his cameras, but then again....they're afraid of....pickles and balloons for crying out loud! Inanimate objects!

jag

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Hahaha, the music during the "confrontation" is hilarious. Like Jaws.

 

[AndThePickles]

These are awesome. I remember a Maury ep where these women were afraid of chalk, hair, and cats lol.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Oh my...I've never seen this side of you.I'm scared.I have a phobia of Dew K. Mosi.

Its all just attention ****ing bull****. Waaaaa, a scawy balloon is gonna pop near me and inflict no harm at all whatsoever never never never. I can see being afraid of dogs. ****ers bite and can rip your throat out. Maybe even birds a little because they have diseases and sharp pecky beaks. but MUSTARD? MUSTARD? It can't get up and chase you. It won't force its way down your throat. IT IS MUSTARD


And Maury Povich is a sensation-seeking-I'm-Not-Jerry-Springer- because-no-one-knows-me-for-anything-but-marrying-Connie-Chung-*******

 

[deemar325]

I'M GUESSING THIS GIRL'S GOT SOME SUPPRESSED MEMORIES OF BEING MOLESTED WITH A RATHER LARGE KOSHER DILL.

So I'm guessin Kermit the frog has no chance with her?

 

[deemar325]

...or the Hulk.

 

[DOG LIPS]

I love it when Dew rants. It's so hot.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Sorry, I just hate **** like this. I have a fear of bees, wasps, and hornets because I am allergic to them. If one lands on me, I shake it off and go "Blah! Go away, go away." That's it, and those stupid bugs can KILL ME, that's how allergic I am to them. Unless the very sight of a god damned pickle can cause that girl serious bodily harm, she is an idiot for reacting like that. RUNNING INTO TRAFFIC BECAUSE SOMEONE IS EATING A ****ING PICKLE? Next time I hope a Claussen's Delivery Truck runs her over and puts her out of my misery.

 

[Corinthian™]

Sorry, I just hate **** like this. I have a fear of bees, wasps, and hornets because I am allergic to them. If one lands on me, I shake it off and go "Blah! Go away, go away." That's it, and those stupid bugs can KILL ME, that's how allergic I am to them. Unless the very sight of a god damned pickle can cause that girl serious bodily harm, she is an idiot for reacting like that. RUNNING INTO TRAFFIC BECAUSE SOMEONE IS EATING A ****ING PICKLE? Next time I hope a Claussen's Delivery Truck runs her over and puts her out of my misery.

maybe she was raped by someone who used a pickle.... or had a pickle looking schlong

 

[Boom]

maybe she was raped by someone who used a pickle.... or had a pickle looking schlong

A pickle looking schlong?

Who the hell was raping her? The Jolly Green Giant?

 

[deemar325]

A pickle looking schlong?

Who the hell was raping her? The Jolly Green Giant?

Boom she'd run from your avy.

 

[Boom]

Boom she'd run from your avy.

Holy ****. You're right !

 

[deemar325]

Dumbest Phobia ever.

 

[Boom]

She's afraid of pickles.

Okay, there are people that hate them. But that's only because pickles have a taste that not everyone likes. I seriously, and hopefully, doubt that anyone other than this stupid ***** is afraid of a pickle causing them serious injuries.

It's a ****ing pickle. It's inanimate. It's a green, stinky, cucumber-looking piece of food. Unless it's used as a ****ing weapon, it's not going to do ANYTHING to you. But that then begs the question as to why any idiot would even use a pickle as a weapon in the first place. And anyone who is afraid of getting beaten by a pickle SHOULD be beaten by one. They deserve it for demonstrating this level of stupidity.

"OMG he's eating teh pickle!!" *Runs into oncoming traffic*
"OMG he wants teh pickle on his sammich!! No can do sir!!"

****ING. IDIOT.

 

[deemar325]

What's next people afraid of babies?

 

[Boom]

What's next people afraid of babies?

Afraid of grass.

 

[deemar325]

Pepole are ******ed.

 

[Boom]

"The mere sight of grass makes me want to run inside and bath in gravel. IT'S RUINING MY LIFE!"

 

[deemar325]

LOL!

Try Dr.Phill he can help you out.

 

[Karea07]

Don't know if these were posted before, sorry if they were.

These are off the Maury show. I find them pretty hilarious and I know it's wrong but WTF

Do you think these people are paid actors or people really afraid of pickles and balloons? I know it's not funny to laugh at people for their phobias but you need to watch these videos before you judge me, because I guarantee you will atleast laugh once.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPtB4MrJILs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dACemqB3O4&NR

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

There's already a thread about this. Depressing, like, we're not going forward...

 

[Holly Goodhead]

I would torture the **** out of them lol. I'd put a pickle in her pillow case..in her glove department...sock drawer. :evil: