X1 and X2 Caption Thread

[Liam Goody UK]

Until X3 comes out thinks will be kinda full on so we need some fun.....I'll start with a few....

Wolverine: Excuse me, I hear your going to be the main character in X3
Jean: Errr....yes, is that a problem?
Wolverine: Well you see......errrm......

New Director: Now we all know that you too had a good deal in X2, me and the screenwriters have decided were going to decrese your screentime and let other characters get their time on the big screen.....any comments....?

Storm: For the 300th time do you know what happens to a little girl when she kidnaps our Proffessor.....
Nightcrawler: Oh please God shut her up!
Girl: ARRRGGGGGGGG

Xavier: Ive been looking for Magneto but I cant seem to get a lock on him.
Magneto: Pikkaboo.....oh Charlie boy

 

[snwboarder88]

haha dude thats so funny!

 

[fallenAngel]

I love the one with Storm and Cyclops.........there faces look so sad and fed up it fits so well.

By the way, How do you post pictures on here?

 

[elorenishii386]

Wolverine: "You have a nice pair of...."
Jean: "don't even say it..."
Wolverine: "nice pair of eyes...o yea...you have a nice pair of eyes."

 

[Liam Goody UK]

Storm: You know there is a handle.....
Magneto: Oh...

Jean: Hey! I thought me and Storm were the only ones who could fly!

Rogue: He went crazy, he definatly has a screw loose!
Bobby: Who is going to pay to redecorate my parent house?
Pyro: ......tempting....so tempting....

Too telepaths playing a game off chess it too easy so they tried not looking at the board........

 

[littyx]

HAhaha, more of these, they're hilarious.

 

[logan_weapon_x]

Mystique: God damn that's good!
Logan: Yeah and thats just one of my blades, you should see it when I use three.

 

[logan_weapon_x]

Stryker: Good evening, i'm William Stryker and welcome to MTV's Cribs. Tonight the Charles Xavier Institue for kids who cant' read good and other stuff.

 

[logan_weapon_x]

Halle: What is that?
Famke: It's Pitof's house!
Halle:....open fire!

 

[Dr. Fate]

STORM: Use the Force, Jean. Let go, Jean... Jean trust me."
JEAN: "Stop with the Alec Guinness impression already!"

 

[Jan Irisi]

Rogue: John looks so lonely over there.
Bobby: It's his own fault. That's what he gets for eating a bean burrito. It's not the noise and stink that's so bad...it's just the combination of burritos, a lighter and that mutant ability of his.

 

[logan_weapon_x]

Patrick Stewart to Bryan Singer: What the **** do you mean I need more motivation?

 

[Jan Irisi]

Professor Xavier thinking: *Must not look at cleavage...Must not look at cleavage....she wore that top on purpose....must not look at cleavage....*

 

[Liam Goody UK]

Xavier: What the bad place are you two doing!?
Nightcrawler: All the other rooms are taken, this is the only one left...
Xavier: Strange....i thought I was supposed to be killing all the humans, what happened?
Mastermind: I got bored and needed some excitement in my life.
Storm: ......Oh God.....imagination is always better than the real thing!

Magneto being locking in the plastic prison is making him halucinate...

Magneto: Oh Mystique.....

Storm: Nightcrawler, dont believe anything you see in here.....WHAT THE bad place IS THAT!?
Nightcrawler: I dunno but it feels good....

 

[fallenAngel]

Storm: Do you know what happens to little girls who try and upstage me, Halle Berry?!!
Nightcrawler: Do as she says little girl, she's won an oscar.

 

[fallenAngel]

Cyclops struggles to shine as he gets tossed aside.

 

[EternalMaster]

Guard: Who wants pancakes?

Logan: You. Me. Back of the jet in five minutes.

 

[Lisea]

Ooh, a Caption This! thread. Sweet.

Jones knew they were onto him when at 2 am on cable, this was all he got.

At 2 am on a Friday night, Xavier discovered Cerebro also had cable.

The rum's gone?

When Jean tried to explain she was really playing doctor, no one believed her.

 

[Jan Irisi]

Magneto: Stop....in the name of love....before you break my heart.....

Logan: Come on...pull my finger.....

 

[luvnightcrawler]

These are great!!

 

[fallenAngel]

Magneto: Knock knock, Mystique we are here........wait, where is she?
Storm: I think she's...
Magneto: oops.

 

[Slim_X]

Mystique to President: "I swear to God i wasn't watching porn!!"

Stryker: (whispering to Jason with b1tchy tone) "Look at her hair"

Storm: "Kurt, you touch my a$$ one more time and I'll cut your... tail off"

Halle: "***** you Singer!"

 

[fallenAngel]

Storm: You kids want me to fly soo bad, but you never stop to think what being out in the middle of those tornados does to my hair.

 

[littyx]

I like this ^ pic. I dont remember seeing that exact scene. which scene is it?

 

[luvnightcrawler]

"A scratch?! Damn, and I just waxed!!"