X1 and X2 Caption Thread

Discussion in 'X-Men 1, 2 & 3' started by Liam Goody UK, Mar 8, 2005.

  1. Until X3 comes out thinks will be kinda full on so we need some fun.....I'll start with a few....

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    Wolverine: Excuse me, I hear your going to be the main character in X3
    Jean: Errr....yes, is that a problem?
    Wolverine: Well you see......errrm......

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    New Director: Now we all know that you too had a good deal in X2, me and the screenwriters have decided were going to decrese your screentime and let other characters get their time on the big screen.....any comments....?

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    Storm: For the 300th time do you know what happens to a little girl when she kidnaps our Proffessor.....
    Nightcrawler: Oh please God shut her up!
    Girl: ARRRGGGGGGGG

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    Xavier: Ive been looking for Magneto but I cant seem to get a lock on him.
    Magneto: Pikkaboo.....oh Charlie boy
     
  2. snwboarder88

    snwboarder88 Well-Known Member

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    haha dude thats so funny!
     
  3. fallenAngel

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    I love the one with Storm and Cyclops.........there faces look so sad and fed up it fits so well.

    By the way, How do you post pictures on here?
     
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    elorenishii386 Well-Known Member

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    Wolverine: "You have a nice pair of...."
    Jean: "don't even say it..."
    Wolverine: "nice pair of eyes...o yea...you have a nice pair of eyes."
     
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    Storm: You know there is a handle.....
    Magneto: Oh...

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    Jean: Hey! I thought me and Storm were the only ones who could fly!

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    Rogue: He went crazy, he definatly has a screw loose!
    Bobby: Who is going to pay to redecorate my parent house?
    Pyro: ......tempting....so tempting....

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    Too telepaths playing a game off chess it too easy so they tried not looking at the board........
     
  6. littyx

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    HAhaha, more of these, they're hilarious.
     
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    Mystique: God damn that's good!
    Logan: Yeah and thats just one of my blades, you should see it when I use three.
     
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    Stryker: Good evening, i'm William Stryker and welcome to MTV's Cribs. Tonight the Charles Xavier Institue for kids who cant' read good and other stuff.
     
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    Halle: What is that?
    Famke: It's Pitof's house!
    Halle:....open fire!
     
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    Rogue: John looks so lonely over there.
    Bobby: It's his own fault. That's what he gets for eating a bean burrito. It's not the noise and stink that's so bad...it's just the combination of burritos, a lighter and that mutant ability of his.
     
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    logan_weapon_x Well-Known Member

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    Patrick Stewart to Bryan Singer: What the **** do you mean I need more motivation?
     
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    Professor Xavier thinking: *Must not look at cleavage...Must not look at cleavage....she wore that top on purpose....must not look at cleavage....*
     
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    Xavier: What the hell are you two doing!?
    Nightcrawler: All the other rooms are taken, this is the only one left...
    Xavier: Strange....i thought I was supposed to be killing all the humans, what happened?
    Mastermind: I got bored and needed some excitement in my life.
    Storm: ......Oh God.....imagination is always better than the real thing!

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    Magneto being locking in the plastic prison is making him halucinate...

    Magneto: Oh Mystique.....


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    Storm: Nightcrawler, dont believe anything you see in here.....WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?
    Nightcrawler: I dunno but it feels good....
     
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    Storm: Do you know what happens to little girls who try and upstage me, Halle Berry?!!
    Nightcrawler: Do as she says little girl, she's won an oscar.
     
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    Cyclops struggles to shine as he gets tossed aside.
     
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    Guard: Who wants pancakes?

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    Logan: You. Me. Back of the jet in five minutes.
     
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    Ooh, a Caption This! thread. Sweet. :D


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    Jones knew they were onto him when at 2 am on cable, this was all he got.

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    At 2 am on a Friday night, Xavier discovered Cerebro also had cable.

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    The rum's gone?

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    When Jean tried to explain she was really playing doctor, no one believed her.
     
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    Magneto: Stop....in the name of love....before you break my heart.....

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    Logan: Come on...pull my finger.....
     
  20. luvnightcrawler

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    These are great!!
     
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    Magneto: Knock knock, Mystique we are here........wait, where is she?
    Storm: I think she's...
    Magneto: oops.
     
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    Mystique to President: "I swear to God i wasn't watching porn!!"

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    Stryker: (whispering to Jason with b1tchy tone) "Look at her hair"

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    Storm: "Kurt, you touch my a$$ one more time and I'll cut your... tail off"

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    Halle: "***** you Singer!"
     
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    Storm: You kids want me to fly soo bad, but you never stop to think what being out in the middle of those tornados does to my hair.
     
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    I like this ^ pic. I dont remember seeing that exact scene. which scene is it?
     
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    luvnightcrawler Well-Known Member

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    "A scratch?! Damn, and I just waxed!!"
     

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