Yemen discovers cure for AIDS, Hep B & C and Leukemia!

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Yemen discovers cure for AIDS, Hep B & C and Leukemia!

SANA’A, Aug. 21 — The controversial religious university is declaring a cure for the deadly disease AIDS. At Al-Eman University, the director Abdul-Majid Al-Zindani gave a speech to praise the quality of scientific and medical research carried out at the university claiming that they have treated many cases of leukemia and hepatitis B and C. The declaration came in his speech for the graduation ceremony on Monday. Also in attendance were President Saleh along with Arab and foreign ambassadors and diplomats.

In 20 AIDS cases Al-Zandani said the virus had vanished completely without any side effects. He called the UN, which "spends enormous amounts of money to fight the disease," to send "its senior scientists to see [the university's] findings".

He said the university was established to compensate for the loss of Islamic religious scholars.

On his part, President Saleh denied accusations against the university saying that the university was established solely to create scholars of religion armed with science and Islamic teachings, in order to add to the great scholars of the past.

He confirmed the university never teaches extremism but rather focuses on religious values. "Al-Eman University is one of the Yemeni educational institutions. It graduates scholars and intellectuals and its students are part of the Yemeni people," he added.

Several intellectual people and doctors, who preferred to remain anonymous, told Yemen Times that they were disappointed by the declaration, describing it as a political move rather than a scientific discovery. They said Al-Eman University is not qualified enough to conduct such research and they don't think the discovery is real. They called Al-Zandani to organize a scientific conference to present the findings.

:D :D
 
UN should call the bluff. Accept the guy's invitation and send "its senior scientists to see [the university's] findings".
 
is this like one of those "Group claims to have discovered the secret of perpetual motion/free energy" things?

I'm not reading that.
 
wow just wow, and i thought that tom cruse was out there. just wow.
 
I cured AIDS once, but if Mission: Impossible II has taught us anything, it's don't take the recipe to major world illness cures to a cave. And also, don't see sucky movies with Tom Cruise. But the first one applies more to this thread, I suppose. Both are good to keep in mind, though.
 
Danger Mouse said:
UN should call the bluff. Accept the guy's invitation and send "its senior scientists to see [the university's] findings".

I hope they do, just to see what they'd say.
 
HR-PUFF&STUFF said:
wow just wow, and i thought that tom cruse was out there. just wow.

Don't say "Just Wow".

Thanks.

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****ing Arabs! (It's Okay, if Black PPL can say the N word, I, an Iraqie can say that) :D
 
But seriously, if those guys want to hang themselves, give them more rope. The UN should really call the bluff and send the scientists over and make public their findings.
 
Deathlok2001 said:
I disagree.

What was reported in this thread may probably be viewed as ******ed by some, but the thread itself is not.
 
Deathlok2001 said:

^^ Ladies and Gentleman: "How to fail at comedy 101"

This coming from the in-denial homo who created the tilf thread...;), and that disgusting pedicure thread, and countless cross-dressing "but I ain't flaming fruit -- I just like the way the silk makes me feel" threads.
 
Danger Mouse said:
But seriously, if those guys want to hang themselves, give them more rope. The UN should really call the bluff and send the scientists over and make public their findings.

They should but because I want it to happen...they won't! Le sigh...:csad:
 
This reminds me of that company a few years ago that claimed that they have successfully cloned a human.
 
You can also tell it's a bluff just for the fact that if someone did have a cure, they would never reveal it.
 
AndThePickles said:
You can also tell it's a bluff just for the fact that if someone did have a cure, they would never reveal it.

How so? To avoid being killed by the pharm. industry or something?
 
You never know, it didn't take billion dollar labs to discover the vaccine for small pox. Just a bunch of milk maids.
 
Doobie88 said:
You never know, it didn't take billion dollar labs to discover the vaccine for small pox. Just a bunch of milk maids.

Well there is the off-beat chance, but full-blown AIDS is something else.
 
Superman4ever said:
^^ Ladies and Gentleman: "How to fail at comedy 101"

This coming from the in-denial homo who created the tilf thread...;), and that disgusting pedicure thread, and countless cross-dressing "but I ain't flaming fruit -- I just like the way the silk makes me feel" threads.

LMAO no he didnt...did he?:wow:
 

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