You are President

[SuBe]

Fine.

If I were president, I would sign an executive order declaring Mark Cuban the owner of the Pittsburgh Pirates. If they still do not win, I would sign an executive order demanding that the Red Sox and Yankees split their starters and give them to the Pirates

That's more like it.

 

[Joker]

Oh, you know what else I would do if I was president? I'd kill whitey.

 

[The Senator]

Oh, you know what else I would do if I was president? I'd kill whitey.

So would I!

His music makes me want to take a swim with a toaster...

 

[Zero_Vault]

I'll just sit back and smoke a blunt.

 

[Joker]

So would I!

His music makes me want to take a swim with a toaster...

Don't you ever diss Everlast again

 

[Malice]

on topic please?

 

[Joker]

On topic, I would have the presidential march re-recorded...by EVERLAST

 

[hippie_hunter]

Oh, you know what else I would do if I was president? I'd kill whitey.

Why would you do that to me