You know you've overdosed on X-Men when...

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  1. rjb182

    rjb182 Jedi Gnat

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    Y'know, between coming here, reading about the X-Men, and writing about the X-Men, I knew my life had been a little mutant-heavy lately. I even started dreaming comic books and didn't think much of it...

    Today I saw a perfectly normal guy on the street wearing shades and, for a second, fully expected him to take them off and unleash his optic beams.

    I may have a problem. Dude really did kinda look like Cyclops, though.

    So when do you know it's time for a comic break?
     
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    Avalanche Tremor

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    ...when you're having a bad day, you flip open your windows and yell out "blow winds of fury, blow" whilst making swirling hand gestures.
     
  3. _BB_

    _BB_ Its been a while...

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    when you try using your psychic powers to find that damn remote
     
  4. Avalanche

    Avalanche Tremor

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    Would that work? :p
     
  5. Sparta*

    Sparta* ~Sword of Darkness~

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    hahaha that's awesome :p

    When you wish you could make a dupe of yourself to go to school for you :D
     
  6. _BB_

    _BB_ Its been a while...

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    telekinesis would, id rip the room apart
     
  7. When your prof rambles incoherently and you want to sprout some F'in wolveirne claws and jab her in the face... :-)
     
  8. Leon_0

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    Just the other day I was doing tricks with my card deck, and decided to throw a Queen of hearts at a girl, and it blew up in her face.:(
     
  9. Spectre722

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    You know your overdosed on X-Men when...

    ...you clench your fist and expect to hear a "SNIKT!"

    ...clipping your fingernails you're surprised that you have to do it five times instead of three

    ...your buddy dies and he actually stays dead.
     
  10. NocturnalMadman

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    LMAO!

    Also the above post I also do the clench fist wanting claws to "snikt" out when I'm peed off!
     
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    When you see black women on the street and say, "Hey she looks like Storm!"
     
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    When during a storm outside you think to yourself "I wonder what got her this angry..."
    When while waiting in a traffic jam you regret that you can't fly to work.
     
  13. _BB_

    _BB_ Its been a while...

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    you know you've overdosed on x-men when you want to use your magnetic powers to rip all those earrings out of those chavs on the street corner
     
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    Man, I wish I had that power. I'd go to Spanish class even less than I do now...i.e. never.
     
  15. Halcohol

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    ...while snowboarding you pretend to shoot an ice-beam at a tree in front of you only to wipe out spectacularly in front of all your friends.

    Good times, good times.
     
  16. Spectre722

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    ...when you try to crash your plane after finding out you don't have your wings
     
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    I work at a metal factory and have a big scrap bin at the end of my machine. At least three times a day I walk by it and put my hand over it, trying to lift the metal with my "magnetic powers"... then I look around to make sure no one saw me.
     
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    you imagine your magneto everytime you walk through one of those automatic opening doors, and that you're "willing" them to open.

    You stab yourself with a fork and are surprised that the wound doesn't heal itself instantly.
     
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    I can't say this has happened to me with X-men but it has happened with videogames, I remember trying to turn the light on and failing and getting annoyed because it was a "bug".
     
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    No, the true, and actual X-Men overdose comes when you see an old bald white guy and your first thought is "How the heck is he walking?"
     
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    Hahaha :up:

    Infinity, I so that "willing the doors to open" every single day that I enter work lol
     
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    when the doors of a grocery store slide open for you, you say to the guy next to you, "And people think I don't have telekinisis."
     
  23. Sentinel X

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    ...when you keep daydreaming of defeating your enemies as a mutant


    ...yeah you know you all do that :o
     
  24. 3dman27

    3dman27 super-hero wannabe

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    when you stumbe and fall and wonder why you can't flip away like the beast or nightcrawler
     
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    ...you imagine people who piss you off getting struck by lightning (optic beaam/ice ray/three adimantium claws/isert where aplicable).

    ...you walk to school and wish you could fly.

    ...wish things would just float over to you instead of you having to go get them.
     

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