World You know you've overdosed on X-Men when...

[rjb182]

Y'know, between coming here, reading about the X-Men, and writing about the X-Men, I knew my life had been a little mutant-heavy lately. I even started dreaming comic books and didn't think much of it...

Today I saw a perfectly normal guy on the street wearing shades and, for a second, fully expected him to take them off and unleash his optic beams.

I may have a problem. Dude really did kinda look like Cyclops, though.

So when do you know it's time for a comic break?

 

[Avalanche]

...when you're having a bad day, you flip open your windows and yell out "blow winds of fury, blow" whilst making swirling hand gestures.

 

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when you try using your psychic powers to find that damn remote

 

[Avalanche]

when you try using your psychic powers to find that damn remote

Would that work?

 

[Sparta*]

...when you're having a bad day, you flip open your windows and yell out "blow winds of fury, blow" whilst making swirling hand gestures.

hahaha that's awesome

When you wish you could make a dupe of yourself to go to school for you

 

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Would that work?

telekinesis would, id rip the room apart

 

[Worthington III]

When your prof rambles incoherently and you want to sprout some F'in wolveirne claws and jab her in the face...

 

[Leon_0]

Just the other day I was doing tricks with my card deck, and decided to throw a Queen of hearts at a girl, and it blew up in her face.

 

[Spectre722]

You know your overdosed on X-Men when...

...you clench your fist and expect to hear a "SNIKT!"

...clipping your fingernails you're surprised that you have to do it five times instead of three

...your buddy dies and he actually stays dead.

 

[NocturnalMadman]

...when you're having a bad day, you flip open your windows and yell out "blow winds of fury, blow" whilst making swirling hand gestures.

LMAO!

Also the above post I also do the clench fist wanting claws to "snikt" out when I'm peed off!

 

[RagingTempest]

When you see black women on the street and say, "Hey she looks like Storm!"

 

[Hotaru]

When during a storm outside you think to yourself "I wonder what got her this angry..."
When while waiting in a traffic jam you regret that you can't fly to work.

 

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you know you've overdosed on x-men when you want to use your magnetic powers to rip all those earrings out of those chavs on the street corner

 

[KingOfDreams]

When you wish you could make a dupe of yourself to go to school for you

Man, I wish I had that power. I'd go to Spanish class even less than I do now...i.e. never.

 

[Halcohol]

...while snowboarding you pretend to shoot an ice-beam at a tree in front of you only to wipe out spectacularly in front of all your friends.

Good times, good times.

 

[Spectre722]

...when you try to crash your plane after finding out you don't have your wings

 

[JewishHobbit]

I work at a metal factory and have a big scrap bin at the end of my machine. At least three times a day I walk by it and put my hand over it, trying to lift the metal with my "magnetic powers"... then I look around to make sure no one saw me.

 

[Infinity9999x]

you imagine your magneto everytime you walk through one of those automatic opening doors, and that you're "willing" them to open.

You stab yourself with a fork and are surprised that the wound doesn't heal itself instantly.

 

[FieryBalrog]

I can't say this has happened to me with X-men but it has happened with videogames, I remember trying to turn the light on and failing and getting annoyed because it was a "bug".

 

[Cyclops]

No, the true, and actual X-Men overdose comes when you see an old bald white guy and your first thought is "How the heck is he walking?"

 

[NocturnalMadman]

I work at a metal factory and have a big scrap bin at the end of my machine. At least three times a day I walk by it and put my hand over it, trying to lift the metal with my "magnetic powers"... then I look around to make sure no one saw me.

Hahaha

Infinity, I so that "willing the doors to open" every single day that I enter work lol

 

[Spectre722]

when the doors of a grocery store slide open for you, you say to the guy next to you, "And people think I don't have telekinisis."

 

[Sentinel X]

...when you keep daydreaming of defeating your enemies as a mutant


...yeah you know you all do that

 

[3dman27]

when you stumbe and fall and wonder why you can't flip away like the beast or nightcrawler

 

[Blackpanther22]

...you imagine people who piss you off getting struck by lightning (optic beaam/ice ray/three adimantium claws/isert where aplicable).

...you walk to school and wish you could fly.

...wish things would just float over to you instead of you having to go get them.