Your Lounge, Should You Choose To Accept It

[Reek]

a fart contest

dear god

 

[Schlosser85]

I half-heartedly moderate this unruly discussion, or something.

 

[Reek]

you're a monster. and i am going to stop you.

 

[Schlosser85]

Ha. If no one's done it by now, it's clearly not happening.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Hold on ...

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Silent but deadly.

 

[C. Lee]

I half-heartedly moderate this unruly discussion, or something.

Yeah....I had to go out for a bit....came back to continue discussing movies....and found the page in the gutter......again.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Spoiler

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[Fading]

My husband is the farting champion. he can be quite concussive.

Concussive force. Now this is how I'm imagining your husband entering a room.

Your husband enters, and surveys the room. He slightly tilts his buttox to the side. A force is let loose that makes his pants ripple, with a sound akin to wet thunder. An invisible cloud speeds through the air, as time around it slows, and a air rippling affect follows closely behind it. Suddenly someone from across the rooms head jerks back with a wet smack sound. They fall backwards to the floor. Your husband's job finished, he smirks, and exits the room.

 

[Iceman]

I half-heartedly moderate this unruly discussion, or something.

Reek started it.

 

[squeekness]

Hold on ...

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Silent but deadly.

Break out the Fabreeze!

 

[squeekness]

Concussive force. Now this is how I'm imagining you're husband entering a room.

Your husband enters, and surveys the room. He slightly tilts his buttox to the side. A force is let loose that makes his pants ripple, with a sound akin to wet thunder. An invisible cloud speeds through the air, as time around it slows, and a air rippling affect follows closely behind it. Suddenly someone from across the rooms head jerks back with a wet smack sound. They fall backwards to the floor. Your husband's job finished, he smirks, and exits the room.

Lol, he can certainly clear a room with a definite sense of pride. He's quite accomplished.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Break out the Fabreeze!

The only Fabreeze fragrance that has proven a match for me is the one called, "Louder, Worse, Farts."

 

[Fallen Angel]

We holding a farting competition are we?

 

[flickchick85]

I half-heartedly moderate this unruly discussion, or something.

Thank God you were here.

 

[Pink Ranger]

We holding a farting competition are we?

I think it's more like an exhibition.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Just sitting here enjoying the smell.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Just sitting here enjoying the smell.

Don't light a match, you'll blow the whole thread up.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Don't light a match, you'll blow the whole thread up.

(Look of realization) Which is what your adversary wanted all along!

 

[Pink Ranger]

(Look of realization) Which is what your adversary wanted all along!

Everyone, get out of the sept, now!

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Someone will express joy toward the current conversation.

 

[ComicChick]

is that what you're admitting to?

 

[squeekness]

I've walked into worse conversations, lol.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

is that what you're admitting to?

I saw your name, and awaited your emoji of disgust.

 

[Schlosser85]

Thank God you were here.

I know, just imagine what this place would be like without my steady hand to keep it on course.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Dogs and cats... Living together... MASS HYSTERIA!