Your Lucky Line

[Ugfugly]

What's your lucky line? What one liner can guarantee you results. For dates, getting out of tickets whatever.

For me it would be:

"Tell me, does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?"

 

[Noon]

Is heaven missing an angel? Cause you got nice cans

Actually that's my flatmates pick up line, I don't chat up people.

 

[Silverglade]

Holy ****. Wanna ****??

j/k ;p Nah I usually respond to their "well if you are not here to pick up ppl, then why are you here?!?!?!" I say "To drink some beer."

 

[Nirvana]

I don't know about anyone else, but I always found "Hi" or "Hello" to work best.

 

[Logan's Runt]

hahahaha

Nirvana: Hi!
Woman: *takes clothes off*

 

[Erzengel]

When I see an attractive someone on the other side of the bar. I try to make eye contact. I then smile when their gaze meets mine and if they smile back, then I know it's time to send over a drink.

And as they take a the drink and thank me. I smile and mouth the words "You're dead."

 

[Mutagen]

*Halloween music playing*

"What's your name? Don't bother telling me where you live, I already know."

 

[Sawyer]

Just a few...

*For a girl who has just broken up with her boyfriend* "Why go for the best, when you can go for the rest?"

"Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?"

"Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too."

"Hey, I lost my phone number ... Can I have yours?"

"You're ugly but you intrigue me."

Or, for a time honored classic:
"Hey... wanna ****?"

 

[deathshead2]

I just stare at them.

 

[Beanjuice]

I generally sit alone,talk to no one and read watchmen when i go somewhere, and in about 15 minutes i get a "Hey whatcha readin?" so cash

 

[Sawyer]

"Every success I've ever had, at my job or with the lady-folk, has come from my ability to slowly, and painfully, wear someone down."

 

[NewYorkSpider]

"Hi, my name is [insert name here]. I'm unemployed and live my parents."

Spoiler

Hey, it worked for George Costanza.

 

[Halcohol]

"Every success I've ever had, at my job or with the lady-folk, has come from my ability to slowly, and painfully, wear someone down."

Is that from Drew Carey?

 

[Sawyer]

Is that from Drew Carey?

The Office.

 

[Nirvana]

hahahaha

Nirvana: Hi!
Woman: *takes clothes off*

Haha.

That's usually how it works. t:

 

[Halcohol]

What did Drew say... "If you can't dazzle them, wear 'em down."

 

[Darthphere]

Jesus, between this and Nell's drinks=dance thread, the Hype needs help.

 

[OctaviusINC]

"I'm Batman."

 

[TEDDY]

TEDDY!!!

 

[Be Snikt-Happy]

cmon guys you gotta make her feel good when you introduce. put a smile on her face and more. do it chuck norris style.


you: "........" *point to her* "booyah!"
her: "!!!!!!!!"
you: *run from the tsunami wave*

 

[Halloween]

"Hey uh, how's it goin?"

 

[Captain_BluTac]

I was gonna come in here and lower the tone but I see thats already been done, but my two crudest are...

"Fancy a gobble"

and

In a soft, posh voice - "Wow, you have really gorgeous lips, actually they're beyond gorgeous, I honestly think the only way they could look any better was if they were rapped around my knob"

 

[imdaly]

I'll let you know when I find a line that EVER works.

 

[Captain_BluTac]

imdaly, try "I'll give you $300" and yes like most lines... it's a lie.

 

[Caped Crusader]

ever danced with the devil by the pale moonlight?