Your Perfect Woman/Man

[fifthfiend]

What I want: Peter Parker


What I get: Tony Stark.

The ones with issues gravitate towards me.

What, like Peter Parker don't got issues? Damn girl, Peter Parker practically invented having issues.

 

[Kitsune]

What, like Peter Parker don't got issues? Damn girl, Peter Parker practically invented having issues.

But he's not an alcoholic.

 

[twylight]

But he's not an alcoholic.

Exactly.

 

[Kitsune]

Exactly.

Are you cute? Cause I don't drink

 

[jaydawg]

This thread has all kinds of creepy written on it.

 

[Zeu]

This thread has all kinds of creepy written on it.

I think it has too much writing and not enough images. t:

 

[Varient]

FINE.

 

[Aidan06]

@13 savage hulk dressed like the biker from YMCA.
@15 superman in a cowboy uniform
@17 supergirl

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Geez. This is hard....

Someone who shares a nerdy passion for science? And doesn't own a PSP?

 

[dusk20]

Psp......

 

[Fried Gold]

Total and utter ridiculous question.

Perfection is not the answer. It's the stuff that doesn't come anywhere near which is were the real answer lies. She has a big nose, she's slightly overweight, her eyes are too far apart, she has a bald patch, she owns a PSP, she dislikes Mario Kart, she thinks metal is an acceptable music genre...

It's not the good stuff that catches my eye. Everyone sees that. If you can appreciate the elements that give your significant other character and depth, then face it tiger, you hit the jackpot.

 

[Zeu]

she thinks metal is an acceptable music genre.

Ew. What a freak.

 

[Fried Gold]

Ew. What a freak.

Tell me about it...

 

[Mr. Walters]

She Hulk. I like women who will get a bit rough with me...