Sci-Fi Zack Snyder’s Rebel Moon | Netflix

[Filmfreak]

Even if this movie wasn’t screened in advance, it’s not like it takes you more than 30 minutes to realize how much a Snyder movie sucks.

If you put the slow motion in regular speed the runtime is 25 minutes.

 

[KaijuDude1992]

So, I finally watched Part 1 and yeah, I'm not even bothering with Part 2. Besides the gore and the extra bits of sex/nudity this was basically the same soulless, empty film as the theatrical version.

That opening scene really rubbed me the wrong way too. I realize Snyder has gone to some dark places before in his other stuff but that was straight up cruel and mean spirited in every way possible.

It pretty much set the tone for the rest, and I just couldn't enjoy it after that.

 

[kguillou]

So, I finally watched Part 1 and yeah, I'm not even bothering with Part 2. Besides the gore and the extra bits of sex/nudity this was basically the same soulless, empty film as the theatrical version.

That opening scene really rubbed me the wrong way too. I realize Snyder has gone to some dark places before in his other stuff but that was straight up cruel and mean spirited in every way possible.

It pretty much set the tone for the rest, and I just couldn't enjoy it after that.

Yeah that opening scene is pretty disgusting. I feel like Snyder’s “intent” was to really get us to hate the villains but there were so many other ways he could have gone about it. Snyder went out of his way to essentially make a Star Wars Troma film but with none of the camp and self awareness.

 

[Lily Adler]

So, I finally watched Part 1 and yeah, I'm not even bothering with Part 2. Besides the gore and the extra bits of sex/nudity this was basically the same soulless, empty film as the theatrical version.

That opening scene really rubbed me the wrong way too. I realize Snyder has gone to some dark places before in his other stuff but that was straight up cruel and mean spirited in every way possible.

It pretty much set the tone for the rest, and I just couldn't enjoy it after that.

Sounds like Netflix was trying to salvage it by making him do a PG-13 cut.

 

[Comicbookguy339]

Looks like Netflix is out of the Snyder game.

 

[Arnold Rimmer]

I hate to be like Bender but:

 

[Comicbookguy339]

The Rebel Moon director's cuts not even making it into the top 10 says it all. The franchise is dead.

 

[DarkKnight88]

Netflix f-ed themselves in that regard.

And their absolute desperation to have a blockbuster franchise. I laugh when Ted Sarantos thought Barbie would be just as big on Netflix.

 

[Drizzle]

Zack Snyder outside the Tubi offices tomorrow:

 

[Arnold Rimmer]

No more Snyder cuts. If you hire the man, let him make his bloated, overlong movie. It'll work out better than these unwatchable abortions, which will unequivocally hurt the reputation of every party involved. Also, don't give him $200 million.

His only good director's cut are the DC and Ultimate Cuts of Watchmen. Everything after that is garbage.

 

[emielaen]

Give him a good writer, an actual DP and a <$25M budget and let’s see how he does. He says he wants to leave the CGI-heavy stuff behind for a moment. Do a straight up drama, thriller or horror but no zombies. No more gimmicky genre mashups or “deconstructions”.

 

[DarkKnight88]

I could see his smaller film akin to something like Michael Bay’s Pain and Gain.

 

[Lily Adler]

Give him a good writer, an actual DP and a <$25M budget and let’s see how he does. He says he wants to leave the CGI-heavy stuff behind for a moment. Do a straight up drama, thriller or horror but no zombies. No more gimmicky genre mashups or “deconstructions”.

Tubi original it is

 

[Comicbookguy339]

Give him a good writer, an actual DP and a <$25M budget and let’s see how he does. He says he wants to leave the CGI-heavy stuff behind for a moment. Do a straight up drama, thriller or horror but no zombies. No more gimmicky genre mashups or “deconstructions”.

He wanted to adapt The Fountainhead and everyone lost their mind at the mere idea.

 

[emielaen]

He wanted to adapt The Fountainhead and everyone lost their mind at the mere idea.

Well that has plenty baggage attached to it. I feel like he could easily handle a simple crime thriller. Not an IP based or adaptation situation.

 

[Comicbookguy339]

I still think he'd make an awesome Spawn movie.

 

[Arnold Rimmer]

I still think he'd make an awesome Spawn movie.

Too late. Blumhouse is doing it but sans McFarlane as director (thank god).

Why not do Punisher? That's more Zack's speed.

 

[Sithborg]

Too late. Blumhouse is doing it but sans McFarlane as director (thank god).

Why not do Punisher? That's more Zack's speed.

**** no. Even ignoring my belief that the Punisher needs to disappear for as long as trademark allows, Zach is absolutely the wrong person for the Punsher.

 

[Venom 1988]

Too late. Blumhouse is doing it but sans McFarlane as director (thank god).

Blumhouse has been sitting on this for the last 7 years. They're another stitch in the decades long attempt to get this movie off the ground.

 

[Arnold Rimmer]

Blumhouse has been sitting on this for the last 7 years. They're another stitch in the decades long attempt to get this movie off the ground.

To be fair, I myself think Spawn doesn't need to come back. He's a relic of the 90s and while the comic is still going, the general public doesn't seem to notice or care. A new movie won't help.

**** no. Even ignoring my belief that the Punisher needs to disappear for as long as trademark allows, Zach is absolutely the wrong person for the Punsher.

Fair enough. Though how come get rid of the character? People like his portrayal in the Netflix shows.

 

[Sithborg]

When cops adopt your symbol when the brutalize people, maybe its for the best if he is out of the spotlight for a whille. Some characters shoulld not be attempted to be rehabilitated. As Feige learned with Shang Chi.

 

[Arnold Rimmer]

When cops adopt your symbol when the brutalize people, maybe its for the best if he is out of the spotlight for a whille. Some characters shoulld not be attempted to be rehabilitated. As Feige learned with Shang Chi.

To be fair, the comics addressed that not long ago and had Frank call them out and be very disgusted by it. Yes, he's a gun-wielding vigilante with a strict sense of black-and-white, but even he has standards.

Also, people liked the Shang-Chi movie.

 

[Lily Adler]

Just watch these movies who understood the assignment.

 

[Drizzle]

Just watch these movies who understood the assignment.

What's also missing from that list is the Clone Wars episode that was inspired by Seven Samurai, which is still leagues beyond anything Rebel Moon could aspire to be at only 22 minutes long.

 

[blueharvest]