The Dark Knight Rises 1,000 Things Learned: The Batman Begins Franchise

[ross2287]

161. When the chips are down these civilized people will eat each other.

 

[Riven]

162. Ironically, when the Joker asks people why they're so serious, he ain't jokin'!
163. Batman has one rule.
164. Joker wants Batman to break that one rule.

 

[AnorexicBatman]

165. Himalayan Blue Flowers produce dangerous hallucinogenic fumes
166. Never sacrifice your footing for a killing stroke
167. Raz Al Ghul is merely a title like Batman which in effect makes him immortal

 

[Goddamn_Batman]

168. No one is quite sure exactly how loyal a hungry dog really is; top men are working on solving this query.
169. Bruce Wayne isn't learning polo.

 

[RKO]

170. The mob wants to know what The Joker is proposing.
171. The Joker wants to get hit, and he will scream it if necessary.
172. The Joker loves his job.

 

[thedarks0ldier]

173. Putting an "S" in front of "laughter" spells "Slaughter"

174. Slaughter not only has medicinal purposes, but is the best medicine (not recognized by the ADA or FDA)

175. The Joker is a nickname given to people who sit out but think they can still take a slice

176. Maggie Gyllenhaal and Katie Holmes are the same person

177. Batman completes The Joker

178. The Joker is a magician, especially with pencils

179. The fat, old, lazy off duty cop who is trusted with the safety of a bar thought Harvey Dent was dead, he was only half wrong

180. That same cop looks like he use to work for the Gotham Water Department

181. The Joker is a man of his word

182. All heroes who don't die become evil (Just ask Former Congressman Duke Cunningham)

188. Alfred "nevah" takes a day off

189. Any Gotham City D.A. who is not getting shot at is not doing their job

190. Police in the narrows do not recognize Rachel Dawes as a Gotham City D.A.

191. D.A.s carry badges... sweet

192. The Joker is skilled and sewing

193. Upon incarceration GCPD will confiscate your lint

194. Mob banks have electric volts

195. The Joker is poor at counting

 

[thedarks0ldier]

196. Rade Šerbedžija as Homeless Man is the last person to see Bruce Wayne when he leaves Gotham, and is the first civilian to see Batman.

197. Billionaires pay top dollar for homeless people's coats.

198. Bruce Wayne dropped out of Princeton

199. WB is the largest employer of ninjas.

200. Ninjas frequent the SHH boards

 

[dlvillarreal]

201. Batman will rattle the cages.

202. Memos tend to get lost in Wayne Enterprises.

203. Asking too many questions will result in your termination at Wayne Enterprises.

 

[DarkReflections]

204. the devil is a fat asian guy in prison

 

[dlvillarreal]

205. Bruce Wayne doesn't need protection from prisoners. The prisoners need protection from him.

 

[Ron Mexico]

206. You cannot lead ninjas unless you are prepared to do what is necessary to defeat evil.
207. Batman can beat more than two pawns at once.
208. Alfred finds Bruce very fashionable apart from the mud.
209. Easiest way to escape the police in a tank is by driving on rooftops. Won't see it coming.

 

[dlvillarreal]

210. European women have the right to swim in hotel 'pools' that are for display purposes only.

 

[The Impaler]

211. The Joker believes that, since Gotham is such a special city, it deserves a better class of criminal... and he's gonna give it to them.

212. Apparently,whatever doesnt kill you doesnt make you stronger, it makes you stranger.

 

[Jick]

213 - The Tumbler is a black.......................tank!

214 - Just because you won't kill a person, it doesn't mean you have to save him.

215 - When none of your friends believe that Batman exists, worry not.
Batman will appear at your apartment and give you one of his gadgets, then you can prove his existence with it...somehow.

 

[itsthebatman]

216: Alfred knows one joke.
217: Bruce's mother was mute, far as anyone can tell.
218: Rachel didn't know to use a stepladder to get the condensed milk.

 

[William_C]

219. You might say you dont want to know what Falcone is going to do, but he'll insist that you do wanna know

220. Joker has no idea who he's stealing from, so he and his friends are dead

221. Joker's pals dont know where he learned to count

222. Criminals in Gotham used to stand for something, honor...respect

 

[Jawn]

223. Being a D.A. in Gotham only leads to bad things.

 

[dlvillarreal]

224. Batman begins.

 

[William_C]

225. Rory's kiss either causes or is caused by death

226. Yes, that is a bazooka

 

[Riven]

204. the devil is a fat asian guy in prison

227. That fat asian guy isn't the devil... he's practice!

 

[AroundtheFur]

228. In Gotham City people get mugged coming home from work everday of the week.
229. Racheal Dawes is a D.A. brave enough to prosecute.
230. You must not burden yourself with secrets of scary people.

 

[R_Hythlodeus]

231. Death does not wait for you to be ready.
232. If you don´t want to tell Lucius Fox what you're doing, when he is asked, he doesn't have to lie.
233. Vigilantes can be destroyed or locked up.

 

[NoirMan82]

234. There is...more to Bruce Wayne.
235. The dawn is coming, Harvey Dent promises.
236. THINGS ARE WORSE THAN EVER!!!
237. Gordon thinks Batman is trying to help.
238. Ra's Al Ghul has a train to catch.
239. Bruce Wayne takes advice too seriously
240. We still don't know why everyone is so serious.

 

[protocida]

241. Loeb does't like vigilantes.
242. Gordon never said thank you, and according to Batman, he'll never have to.
243. Alfred can see everything where he is, thank you very much.
244. Lucius Fox thinks Bruce Wayne would't be interrested on the Tumbler.
245. Wayne Enterprises is the non-official city center.
246. Thomas Wayne thinks a little bit of Opera is enough.
247. Falcone cant' handle anynore, the walls are closing, blablablabla...
248. If you have a dying friend, it's ok to trash police vehicles with your tank.
249. If you don't want to kill a farmer, it's ok to explode a temple full of ninjas.
250. The tumbler is a black... tank.
251. Random police officer nº 5 wants to know who is Batman.
252. Apparently, Falafel guy's kid don't like falafel.
243. Batman does't like when people think he's a cop.

 

[P.F. Geraci]

244. Don't put Twinkies on your pizza.