The Dark Knight Rises 1,000 Things Learned: The Batman Begins Franchise

[ArtDamage]

339. the joker knows at least 1 good magic trick.
340. always bring a pointy stick to tryouts. there might not be enough to go around.
341. the joker doesn't kill you. He kills the bus driver.

 

[Dark Sentinel]

342. The Joker believes that whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you stranger.

 

[ross2287]

343. Bruce is just accidentally wasting Lau's time.
344. For security, Fox has to check his mobile.
345. Asian security guards get confused if you have more than one cell phone.

 

[thejon93]

346. "It's always the suit's fault."

 

[spideymouse]

347. Three buttons is pretty "90's".

 

[Gamingboy]

348. If you are going to kill a public servant, buy American.
349. Putting a mark on your body for every person you kill doesn't make you insane in Rachel Dawes' book.
350. Batman and the Joker could do this forever.

 

[emj2006]

This thread rocks!! Reminds me of the Chuck Norris jokes!! Here's my add:

351. Sal Maroni likes going to clubs where he can't hear his woman talk.
352. Deebo is smarter than a bunch of stupid civilians.
353. Nothing is easy with the joker if you're Batman.
354. Batman will crash a nearby object if he attempts to 180 in the batpod.
355. A District Attorney with lots of education, doesnt know an armored car has protection against guns.
356. Mr. Lau is "good with cahculation".

 

[Riven]

357. Batman likes big tires.
358. Buying shares through various charitable foundations and trusts is a bit technical.
359. You can't change the world when you're too busy swimming.
360. There's no such thing as too much plot exposition.

 

[Dr_Bathroom]

361. Loeb came up with a solution a long time ago.
362. Landing on your ankles is a great way to fall.
363. Actually, Alfred was thinking of himself.
364. Crane never said they'd be places you'd want to go.
365. Mr. Rossi will show you hostile.
366. The only way to stop whimsical jewel thiefs who give rubies to children is to kill them with lots of fire.
367. Gotham's DA needs to be shot at to function properly.
368. The only way to work with SWAT is not to supply them with necessary information on the situation, but to beat them up.
369. Joker wouldn't risk the battle for Gotham's soul on a fist fight.
370. When the tumbler somehow bursts through the upper level of a parking garage from outside, that's more like it.
371. Joker thought he could walk away with the mob's money.
372. The pencil is gone.
373. Alfred doesn't want to run into a member of the Fire Brigade.
374. All people within a one thousand mile radius of some seedy bar know Bruce Wayne's name.
375. Flass hopes Gordon will become wise someday.
376. The Joker had a father similar to Senator Patrick Leahy.
377. Bruce will not share his panic room.
378. No matter what year it is, Alfred doesn't age.
379. No one notices a nurse with full face paint and an automatic weapon entering a hospital.
380. Domino's will happily serve terrorist organizations, no matter how much outside resistance comes of it.

 

[Riven]

381. Real stunts still have a definite edge over CGI.
382. The Joker welcomes you to a world wothout rules.
383. We never found out if Bruce Wayne was ever declared "alive" again.
384. But he probably was.
385. Katie Holmes left the Batman franchise to make "Mad Money".
386. Maggie Gyllenhaal joined the Batman franchise to make MAD MONEY!
387. You can't buy the power of fear.
388. Being desperate doesn't change what Joe Chill did.
389. Dr. Crane isn't here right now, but you can always make an appointment.
390. The work offered by organized crime must have some sort of attraction to the insane.
391. Or the corrupt.

 

[Gamingboy]

392. The location of the Joker's hideout is widely known to Dominoes.
393. Similarly, you can demand the Joker pay for your Pizza Delivery car and he won't totally kill you. (of course, we don't see what happens off screen...)

 

[spideymouse]

394. The return of Bruce Wayne from the dead coinciding with the advent of Batman raises little suspicion among the people of Gotham.
395. The Arkham escapee who sees harassment would maybe or maybe not like to see some excessive force. We're not sure.

 

[Dr_Bathroom]

396. Thomas Wayne just wants robbers to take it easy.

 

[batzilla]

397: The Falafel guy has kids to feed

 

[Riven]

398. The Joker's past is multiple choice.
399. Joker has a feeling he and Batman are gonna be doing this forever.
400. The Joker doesn't believe he's crazy.
401. Batman's new suit isn't dog-resistant.
402. But it's okay with cats...
403. The Joker knows something about the laws of physics and dynamics.
404. Scarecrow's diagnosis is that Batman does need help.
405. Batman isn't wearing hockey pads.
406. And he's not learning polo either.
407. He seems to have an issue with sports in general...
408. Alfred really likes to say "I told you so".
409. Harvey Dent recommends buying American if you want to kill a public servant.
410. The Joker doesn't like The Television's plan.
411. Lucius Fox has a good sense of humor.

 

[returntovoid]

412. The Joker will give Gotham a better class of criminal.
413. The Joker doesn't want the money, he just wants to watch the world burn.
414. Die as a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain and Batman can be both, talk about badass.
415. Batman is called The Dark Knight because he is a silent protector, lone avenger.
416. People of Gotham only need Batman when they need him otherwise they don't give a f**k about him, talk about cruel human nature.
417. Batman can tolerate being hunted because he can take it because he would rather be hated then liked for what he actually is.

 

[christhn]

418. Choose your words carefully when a maniacal killer is holding the woman you love hostage.
419. When interrogating someone, never go for the head first. It makes them fuzzy.

 

[Riven]

420. Often Batman doesn't show up at the batsignal.
421. Wayne Enterprises employees should think through their dastardly plans.
422. Scarecrow doesn't believe in repeat business in the drug trade.
423. If the pressure spikes, this whole place is gonna blow.
424. Yet nobody seems to be evacuating, should that be the case.
425. Batman has no issues with collateral dammage.

 

[batman11]

426. The Joker doesn't approve of drinkers or fiends.

 

[Riven]

427. Batman won't kill you.
428. Batman doesn't have to save you either.
429. The GCPD is rife with corruption.
430. Watching Batman on fear gas is pretty freaky.

 

[ThePoisonPuppet]

431. Never let the Joker operate on you to remove the "bad things"
432. If that machine had been at Wayne Enterprises any longer, Lucius Fox could not have stayed in good conscience.
433. The Criminals on the other ferry made their decisions. They had their chance.
434. The Cops should have just done that in the first place.
435. Don't touch the joker card you find in your court briefing.
436. However if you do, don't get in the car to go where the little file thing says to go
437. And still yet, if you do that, don't look up.

 

[SpideyZERO]

438. Dogs>SWATs
439. Harvey Dent is the Batman
440. Rachel is going to wait for Bruce
441. Or not

 

[Riven]

442. Alfred keeps secrets from Bruce.

 

[Nameless1138]

443. Buyer Beware.
444. Harvey Dent needs liquid courage, twice.
445. Gordon loves his son the most.
446. SWAT's on the way.
447. Commissioner Loeb wonders what Gordon is up to.
448. The Batman is an outlaw.
449. Batman thinks some bum has a nice coat.
450. Sometimes, things just go bad.
451. The apple has fallen very far from the tree.
452. Nobody wants to get their hands dirty.
453. The word "Absconds".

 

[LegendaryCaleb]

454. Dent screams ALOT for your attention