101 Things To Do At Wal-Mart

[Hotwire]

71. Learn how to opperate the PA system, have calling for clean-ups in various places around the store.

 

[Hotwire]

70. Go into the McDonald's in the Wal-Mart and try to order a half-dozen chicken McNuggets. (I was told they don't serve this!!! How sad!)

 

[Halcohol]

69. Buy a pack of gum with a Wal-Mart gift card. Just the gum, thanks.

 

[Kyalesyin]

86. Play Count the mullets

This came in too soon. It should be #1.

68. Re alphabetise all the CDs and DVD's
67. Put small children on the top shelves and run away
66. Count how many small children can be run over in ten minutes
65. Play volleyball over the isles
64. Hand yourself over at the lost children desk

 

[Halcohol]

63. Put random things in someone else's shopping cart, then watch their reactions at the check-out.

 

[Kyalesyin]

62. Fish random things out of someone else's shopping cart

 

[kane9321]

61. Order pizza from little ceasar's

 

[Lord Valumart]

60. take small bites out of the cardboard on the toy boxes

59. make ass dents in their chairs

58. move all the condoms to near the balloons in the party section

57. unscrew all the tops of the ketchup so it makes that clicky noise when you press down

56. eat a small sandwitch while in the line to suggest it's taking to long.

 

[Jplaya2023]

1. Holla at some females

 

[Ebil Gig]

54. Ask the manager to come with you because [insert somebody's name] needs help with something and then scream out "THERE'S A STALKER FOLLOWING ME!!"

53.Pour apple juice on the floor and say "Oops, I did it again!"

52.Put M&Ms on layaway

 

[enterthemadness]

73. Hide in the clothes racks and jump out at people

I shall do this one day...one day...

 

[Kyalesyin]

52. Steal a price gun and mark down all the items in your basket

 

[kane9321]

52. Steal a price gun and mark down all the items in your basket

i did that once...that was fun actually

 

[Kyalesyin]

i did that once...that was fun actually

My cousins used to do it for me all the time at the various places they worked.

 

[kane9321]

are we going to hell for this?

 

[Prognosticator]

51. Count the Fat People

50. Give up and start counting the skinny people instead.

 

[Prognosticator]

49. Avoid the employees who RECOGNIZE you because he's an old handicapped man who won't leave you alone, and you'd file a complaint with the management but you don't want the poor guy to lose his job.

 

[Prognosticator]

48. Trick yourself into thinking you're not at all like the white trash people rumaging through the $4.88 bin of VHS quality DVDs.

 

[Gotendbz-2]

47. Get in a shopping cart and have your friends push you super hard and run into people.

46. Pick up candy bars and throw them at people behind their backs.

45. Run like a maniac right into the glass where they keep the video games.

 

[Kyalesyin]

44. Break into random mimes in the middle of the isles, and then get upset with people walking past you

 

[enterthemadness]

43. Put a 'Do Not Walk Wet sign' in front of the toy aisles. Watch kids reactions.

42. Superglue bras to the...lawn aisle at 3 am.

I tried...

 

[Halcohol]

41. Declare war on the toy section via bra-propelled water balloons.

 

[Kyalesyin]

40. Put the top shelf magazines down with the kiddies stuff

 

[Gotendbz-2]

39. Let a snake loose in the dressing rooms.

 

[enterthemadness]

41. Declare war on the toy section via bra-propelled water balloons.

lol. I can see peoples reactions on that one. Nice, Hal, nice.

38. Drive a remote control car into random people, but from far away so no one can see you. If they see you, tell them you are taking drivers ed.