15 Minutes with Aesop Rocks

[Q45]

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?

If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?

Is there another word for synonym?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

How young can you die of old age?

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?

Is it still real to you?

Post 5 songs/singles you want us to listen.

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

What do batteries run on?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Do you have any infractions? If so, do you care to tell us how you got them?



What is your least favorite word?

What turns you on?

What turns you off?

What sound do you love?

What sound do you hate?

What is your favorite curse word?

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

What profession would you not like to do?

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

Are there any questions?

neither...he's dead

sorry I didn't realize he'd already answered this one.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Cats or dogs?
Cats for sure.

Hottest male?
You. ♥

Hottest female?
I have no idea. Olivia Wilde?

Favorite meme?
1960s Spider-Man without a doubt.

Favorite director?
David Fincher

Day in the life of Corey?
As of now?
1) wake up whenever
2) shower
3) eat
4) computer
5) sleep

Pick one. 1) Get to play a zombie in a film 2) Create the greatest meme of all timez or 3) Put out a fire
It's hard to choose between 1 and 3. I'd love to play a zombie on The Walking Dead, but I also really really really want to be apart of the FDNY.

What was your favorite TV show (or Radio show depending on how old you are) when you were a child?
I forgot what it was called, but it was on Nick and it had to do with a family going back in time and dealing with dinosaurs. I loved it because it reminded me of Jurassic Park.

Where can I find the best pizza in the World?
Up your butt and around the corner.

Where is THE best place for coffee?
Starbucks

Have you ever had Tim Horton's? Have you ever rolled-up-the-rim?
Is this real life?

No? So you never been to Canada then?
Never ever.

What place in the world, that you have never went, would you like to go visit? Why?
I'd love to visit NYC. Manhattan and Brooklyn only though.

Have you ever been to the "Happiest Place on Earth"? When and favorite thing to do and ride?
There's a place called that? lol

Where were you when the Berlin Wall fell?
I was only a few months old, so probably somewhere being a baby.

What was your first computer?
My very own that I doubt? Dell XPS 630i

First cell phone?
Sprint Rumor

What is your current cell phone?
Samsung Fancinate

If you could have sex with any living or dead person, who would it be?
Probably the girl I'm trying to talk to. lol

If they are dead....ewwww. Would you take them out on a date first or would it be wham-bam thank you mam?
I'd first date, second date, date for a while. Whenever she was ready to get smush.

Which superhero (villain) would you like be for a day?
Superhero: Sentry
Villain: Dr. Doom.

Rogue, Jean Grey and Emma Frost. Who you kill, marry, and screw?
Marry: Emma Forst
Screw: Rouge (me being Sentry and all~)
Kill: Jean Grey (just to spite JP and JustABill)

Why do birds suddenly appear when you are near?
And now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.

You got $1 million dollars that you need to blow within 24 hours, and you can not end up with anything of value at the end of the 24 hours (car, house, toys, etc). What do you do with it?
I'd take the girl I promised to take with me to where ever in the world she wanted to go. I'd get a new house, new clothes. a new gym membership. new iMac.

What would you do if you had the only copy of a sex tape between Emma Watson and John C Reilly?
Internet that ****.

Your life is made into a movie: What kind of movie will it be? Who would star in it? What would be the title?
Pre-skinny Jonah Hill
It'd be a dramadey(?)
I'd call it "Messes of Men" - after my favorite song.

So what's up with the name?
The user name? Simple. Aesop Rock is my favorite rapper and I wanted to express that somehow, so I came up with this. Not realizing how catchy it is (to me at least).

You are sent to prison for a stupid crime. But damn those Ho Hos were good! How do you keep alive, despite the overwhelming feeling you are in trouble?
I keep alive by trying to keep to myself. Befriending who I need to.

What will be your last meal?
quad stacker from Burger King. Sho NUFF.

Which movie this year are you most looking forward to seeing?
X-Men: First Class easily! I never knew who Fassbender was before FC, but seeing him in dem trailers. Oh my lanta.

Which fad do you think was the worst?
Which decade?
Which fad do you hate to admit that you did?
No idea.
What are your biggest pet peeves?
probably seeing girls complain on Facebook about "not having anyone to talk to" and then yelling at me for telling them they can talk to me if they need to.

You are stuck on a deserted island, you may choose one of each of the following items to enjoy until you die:

one person to be with
The girl I'm trying to be with. Unless she isn't having it, then another girl.

one drink (the island has fresh water)
Gatorade without a doubt! Fresh water and Gatorade? All DAY.

one meal
Ground beef! **** it, I know how to make a fire out of sticks. Beef patties!

one DVD (you have a solar powered portable DVD player that can also play CD's)
The Walking Dead season 1 if it's the girl I want to take with me. If it's some other girl, I don't care.

one CD
A mix between what she and I like (which is typically the same music).
one board game
Risk!
one luxury item
* However none of which that would actually help you get off the island.
huge ass box of condoms.

If you could be any animal which one would you be?
Anadaconda! Ugh, those are so damn bad ass. I wanna grow to be like 50 feet.

What is in your fridge right now?

More!~

 

[Immortalfire]

Does Aesop REALLY rock?

Wassup?

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Does Aesop REALLY rock?

Wassup?

In my opinion he does!

And not too much, just slowly getting ready for my day.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

I am dying and I haven't told you who your birth-parents are yet. How do you coax the truth out of me? Remember, I am a mean-spirited oil tycoon and I think you're a "bastard in a basket" so you have to be clever.


You wake up in a bath tub full of ice and missing a kidney. How would you find the people who wronged you and exact righteous revenge?


Are YOU a bad enough dude to rescue the President?


Every time you have sex, a year of your life is taken away. Would you ever have sex again? How many times?


Would you rather save the life of one person you love or a thousand strangers?


What came first, the chicken or the egg?


When are we going to rural China and swapping commie snot?



That is all.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

I am dying and I haven't told you who your birth-parents are yet. How do you coax the truth out of me? Remember, I am a mean-spirited oil tycoon and I think you're a "bastard in a basket" so you have to be clever.

Am I deaf?

You wake up in a bath tub full of ice and missing a kidney. How would you find the people who wronged you and exact righteous revenge?

I don't. I hire someone to do it for me while I cover as a person that wants to better a group of inner city kids.

Are YOU a bad enough dude to rescue the President?

Nope.
Every time you have sex, a year of your life is taken away. Would you ever have sex again? How many times?

30 more times. I figured going out by 50 would be enough for me.

Would you rather save the life of one person you love or a thousand strangers?

A thousand strangers. I fall in and out of love so easily.

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Macho Man Randy Savage.

When are we going to rural China and swapping commie snot?

I'm packing right now.

That is all.

Thanks, JJJ!

 

[Aesop Rocks]

I will be in the next city over for probably the entire day. Ask your questions anyways, if you have any. I will answer them when I get back.

 

[B.A. Baracus]

Who's your daddy, and what does he do?
How old are you?
What do you eat in the cinema?
When were you last naked infront of another person?
Are you one of those annoying people that talk during the movie?
Ever seen the film 'The fly' by David Cronenberg, good aint it?
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
whats your favorite flavour crisp (potato chip)?
look, you got a time machine, where you going to?
Favorite bond?
Favorite Character from the UK BBC soap 'Eastenders'? (you may need to google and pick a character at random, i wont accept 'never seen it')
You open your mail and there's a invite to a sex orgy, are you going? go on it could be fun.
Favorite part of a woman/man, depending on your sexuality.
Ever had a paranormal experience (or thought you've seen a UFO)?
You get home and there's a celebrity of your choice in your bed, who is it?
Would you stop if it was hammer time?
Favorite Batman?
Favorite film ever?
Most overrated film ever?
you wake up, big juicy spot on your face, you gonna pop it or leave it?
Tina Turner, claims she's simply the best, better than all the rest better than anyone, anyone you ever met, do you agree?
Last person you saw naked?
Those peanuts at the bar, do you eat them?
The happiest moment in your life so far?
Whats for dinner in your house today?
Favorite thing to drink?
Ever thought you might be gay?
Favorite item of pick n' mix?
Favorite Ghostbuster?
Favorite Star Wars Character?
What one film should they never, EVER remake?
What one film should they get re making as soon as possible?
What actor do you think you most resemble?
What film have you seen more than any other?
Best smell in the world?
Most horrible smell in the world?
Ever walked in on someone having sex, if so who was it and has anyone walked in on you?
Would you stop, collaborate and listen if ice was back with his brand new invention?
Do you like pina colada?
What about getting caught in the rain?
Any idea what color postman pat's cat is?
Favorite superhero?
Favorite Superhero movie?
Last time you hit someone (with the intention of hurting them)?
How many men women have you slept with?
Do you see the glass half full or half empty?
What was the last lie you told?
A genie gives you 3 wishes (you cannot ask for more genies or more wishes) what are they?
Tell us something about yourself that may shock us?
You know those women with hairy chins, why don't they shave it?
How often do you work out?
Southpark/Simpsons or Family guy?
Are you a good dancer?

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Who's your daddy, and what does he do?

I'll leave you all with this:

My dad was a person that did some stuff in warehouse, he made a lot of money. I don't know what the job is called.

What does he do now? He's dead.

 

[B.A. Baracus]

I knew that question was gonna bite me at some point. I know i never knew, but still, apologies.

 

[Erzengel]

Hi my name is (Insert your username here), you might remember me on SHH for such things/threads as?

What is your biggest regret and if you could relive that moment what would you have done differently?

Tell the story of your first love, not necessarily your greatest love.

What’s your biggest geek collectible?

If you were a celebrity, what would you demand in your dressing room?

What was your first?
Tape/CD
DVD/Blu-Ray
Automobile
Video Game

How did you find out about the birds and the bees?

Who has been your biggest influence and why?

Where is your next vacation spot?

If you moved tomorrow, outside of family or friends, etc. what would you miss most about the place you were living?

 

[Ipodman]

Why do people like to go to clubs and parties and get drunk and stuff?

 

[E-Man]

Do you still have that Walking Dead podcast?

How badly did you cry from the last two issues of The Walking Dead, and are you still crying?

Why did your cousin ask how magnets work in that one clown video?

When the Captain America movie comes out, will you be a better Cap fan than Biz?

Homemade tacos or secret, late night barbecues? What really stirs up your tea most?

 

[Kane52630]

What killed the dinosaurs? (trick question)

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Hi my name is (Insert your username here), you might remember me on SHH for such things/threads as?
Your're =you are. your = something you own.

What is your biggest regret and if you could relive that moment what would you have done differently?
My biggest regret would not being as close with my dad as we could have been before he passed. I would have went to see him everytime he came into town and called him more often.

Tell the story of your first love, not necessarily your greatest love.
My first love? Hm. Probably my first actual girlfriend. We hit it off great and dated for an entire summer. We weren't really trying to do anything to deep, so we both called it quits come school.

What’s your biggest geek collectible?
I don't really have anything too geeky, to be honest. If you could count at least half of Brubaker's Cap run and a few Walking Dead comics as geeky collectibles, then there's that. However, things would be different if I had money.

If you were a celebrity, what would you demand in your dressing room?
Jellybeans like crazy! Oh man, I've always had this fantasy of winning the lottery and buying a ton of Jellybeans.
What was your first?
Tape/CD
Tape: Beastie Boy's Licensed To Ill.
CD: Brand New's Deja Entendu
DVD/Blu-Ray
Cloverfield
Automobile
None. :']
Video Game
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

How did you find out about the birds and the bees?
Funny you ask - I've never really had that kind of talk with my mom or dad, I just found out on my own via dial up internet :')

Who has been your biggest influence and why?
I really don't know. I mean, I guess you could say my dad. As predictable as that was, every time I look back at him raising my sisters and I, I can't do nothing but be in awe at how well he did it alone.

Where is your next vacation spot?
New York City, for sure. Always been a dream of mine.

If you moved tomorrow, outside of family or friends, etc. what would you miss most about the place you were living?
My family mostly. As much as my family butts heads with each other, we have our good days too. Which is what I live for. The day of the "Rapture", everyone in my family all got together for a really big and nice dinner. Nothing but happiness and joy.

Why do people like to go to clubs and parties and get drunk and stuff?

Because they like socializing?

Do you still have that Walking Dead podcast?
Nah, I quit that back around the time the show was in mid-season. No new information to report or anything. I wasn't on the podcast anyways, that was all Josh and Irwin.

How badly did you cry from the last two issues of The Walking Dead, and are you still crying?
I've been behind on the comics. :/

Why did your cousin ask how magnets work in that one clown video?
I get it. I hate ICP.

When the Captain America movie comes out, will you be a better Cap fan than Biz?
Only if they go a Winter Solider route.

Homemade tacos or secret, late night barbecues? What really stirs up your tea most?
homemade tacos for sure. Late night BBQs are great and all, but come on. We're talking tacos here.

What killed the dinosaurs? (trick question)
The dragons from Reign of Fire starring Batman.

 

[POWdER-man]

Where can I find the best pizza in the World?
Up your butt and around the corner.

I didn't realize it was so popular.

I think I will rephrase this question to, what is the best pizza you ever had?

Have you ever had Tim Horton's? Have you ever rolled-up-the-rim?
Is this real life?

There is actually Tim Horton's in some states now so there might be one coming to a place near you!

Have you ever been to the "Happiest Place on Earth"? When and favorite thing to do and ride?
There's a place called that? lol

Ummm yeah......this post makes me sad.

You got $1 million dollars that you need to blow within 24 hours, and you can not end up with anything of value at the end of the 24 hours (car, house, toys, etc). What do you do with it?
I'd take the girl I promised to take with me to where ever in the world she wanted to go. I'd get a new house, new clothes. a new gym membership. new iMac.

You failed to follow the rules

Which movie this year are you most looking forward to seeing?
X-Men: First Class easily! I never knew who Fassbender was before FC, but seeing him in dem trailers. Oh my lanta.

Have you seen Thor yet? I am going tonight.

Which fad do you think was the worst?
Which decade?

80's, 90's and 00's

You are stuck on a deserted island, you may choose one of each of the following items to enjoy until you die:
one person to be with
The girl I'm trying to be with. Unless she isn't having it, then another girl.
one luxury item
huge ass box of condoms.

How long have you been waiting to make a move on this girl? and good call on the condoms but I would have asked for viagra for your older years.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

When you were a little kid were you...no wait. Who do you think will die next in TWD(the comic)?

 

[Aesop Rocks]

When you were a little kid were you...no wait. Who do you think will die next in TWD(the comic)?

Who it should have been. [BLACKOUT]Carl.[/BLACKOUT].

 

[Colossal Spoons]

How could you be so heartless? /Kanye

 

[Aesop Rocks]

How could you be so heartless? /Kanye

Because I'm up in the woooooooooooooods, I'm down on my miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind.

 

[B.A. Baracus]

You skipped my many many wonderful questions you sod.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Who's your daddy, and what does he do?
How old are you?
22

What do you eat in the cinema?
Whatever fast food we take in with us.
When were you last naked infront of another person?
When I was a baby.
Are you one of those annoying people that talk during the movie?
Nope. Unless it's scary.
Ever seen the film 'The fly' by David Cronenberg, good aint it?
No I haven't.
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
17
whats your favorite flavour crisp (potato chip)?
tortilla chips.
look, you got a time machine, where you going to?
Dinosaurs.
Favorite bond?
Daniel Craig.
Favorite Character from the UK BBC soap 'Eastenders'? (you may need to google and pick a character at random, i wont accept 'never seen it')
None.
You open your mail and there's a invite to a sex orgy, are you going? go on it could be fun.
Depends on who shows up. I'll be down for smush.
Favorite part of a woman/man, depending on your sexuality.
Favorite part of a chick? Eyes. Easily. Oh or legs/thighs/ass.
Ever had a paranormal experience (or thought you've seen a UFO)?
I'm pretty sure the house I'm staying at is haunted.
You get home and there's a celebrity of your choice in your bed, who is it?
Emma Roberts.
Would you stop if it was hammer time?
No because I'm not going to give him the fame he wants.
Favorite Batman?
Bale. I'm a huge fan of his "first night out" in Batman Begins, when he holds a stapler to the back of Gordon's head. Perfect Bat-Voice and everything.
Favorite film ever?
Moon
Most overrated film ever?
2001: A Space Odyssey
you wake up, big juicy spot on your face, you gonna pop it or leave it?
wtf are you talking about?
Tina Turner, claims she's simply the best, better than all the rest better than anyone, anyone you ever met, do you agree?
I hate Tina Turner.
Last person you saw naked?
some white chick on BCTT.
Those peanuts at the bar, do you eat them?
Nope.
The happiest moment in your life so far?
Can't think of one off the top of my head.
Whats for dinner in your house today?
whatever my sister wants to make.
Favorite thing to drink?
Gatorade
Ever thought you might be gay?
lol
Favorite item of pick n' mix?
You really are too British.
Favorite Ghostbuster?
None of them.
Favorite Star Wars Character?
None of them.
What one film should they never, EVER remake?
Carrie. Oh wait.
What one film should they get re making as soon as possible?
Jurassic Park.
What actor do you think you most resemble?
fat Jonah Hill.
What film have you seen more than any other?
Moon.
Best smell in the world?
Her. lol creeper~~~
Most horrible smell in the world?
Him on her. lol creeper~~~
Ever walked in on someone having sex, if so who was it and has anyone walked in on you?
I slept in the same room as my friend ruined his girlfriends special parts.
Would you stop, collaborate and listen if ice was back with his brand new invention?
No.
Do you like pina colada?
These are really starting to get annoying.
What about getting caught in the rain?
depends on the weather.
Any idea what color postman pat's cat is?
Please, stop.
Favorite superhero?
Can't think of any.
Favorite Superhero movie?
Thor.
Last time you hit someone (with the intention of hurting them)?
fist fight over fireworks a few years back. I was like 13.
How many men women have you slept with?
2
Do you see the glass half full or half empty?
half full.
What was the last lie you told?
yesterday at a party. I know, I know, I'm not black.
A genie gives you 3 wishes (you cannot ask for more genies or more wishes) what are they?
I wish I could ask for more genies
I wish I could ask for more wishes
Give me money. a lot of it.
Tell us something about yourself that may shock us?
I am in a good mood.
You know those women with hairy chins, why don't they shave it?
Because shaving = growing back twice has much?
How often do you work out?
0% of the time.
Southpark/Simpsons or Family guy?
None.
Are you a good dancer?
No.

lol

 

[BizarroAids]

Hey Corey, that show you loved on Nick back in the day, was it "Land of the Lost" ? They also hang out with a hot girl from that time period, and they had a pet dinosaur.. Same show?

 

[B.A. Baracus]

You've never seen the fly? i insist you go buy it now. And how can you not like ghostbusters?

Oh and shaving does not make it grown back twice as thick, thats a myth

 

[Bruce Banner]

Hi Aesop

It is 1982, blizzard has been hitting you pretty hard now for 48 hours. You still have nothing to go on. Manic, Superferret, Kane52630, and The Original Bamfer are the only survivers left along with you. Who do you think has been infected? Who will you recruit to combat the threat? What tools will you have?


Leon S. Kennedy or Chris Redfield?

Travel to Silent Hill or Racoon City?