15 Minutes 15 Minutes with B.A. Baracus

[ComicChick]

with....

B.A. Baracus

Part 1 - Your "real" life

Spoiler

Join Date:
Where were you born?
Where do you currently live?
Age?
Height?
Hair color?
Eye Color?
Do you have any tattoos or piercings? If so what and where? (Pics a plus)
Lefty or Righty?
Do you have any siblings?
What is your current avatar and why?
How many posts do you have right now?
Post a picture of your handwriting:

What is your job?
Do you have a car? What kind? (Pics a plus)
If you were a pro athlete, what would be your intro song?
what's your lucky number?
any superstitions?
What kind of cell phone do you have?
What's your default ringtone?
What is the last movie you saw in theatres?

Part 2 Your Hype Life

Spoiler

Congrats, you've been cast on MTV's the Real World! Which 6 Hype members would you pick to live in a house with you? Why?
Who is your Hype drunken duet partner?
What will you sing?
Have you ever met anyone from the Hype in real life?
have you ever posted commando?
What brought you to the Hype?
What keeps you here?
Link us to a thread you enjoy:
you're going on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, which member of the Hype would be your Phone-A-Friend?
Which two Hype Members would you like to compete against in Jepoardy?
Which two Mods?
Hype Crush?
Hype Nemesis?
What is your favorite Smiley?
Least favorite?
Take the opportunity now to clear up one misconception about you.
What is your Hype Pet Peeve?
What SHH event (that you not necessarily had to be a part in) has given you the most enjoyment?

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[Calvin]

Have you ever crapped your pants at all?

 

[Duke]

What is your favorite food dish?

What is your favorite soft drink?

Your favorite geek collectible?

Favorite comicbook character?

Where is the rest of the A-team? (sorry had to ask)

 

[Kane52630]

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?

If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?

Is there another word for synonym?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

How young can you die of old age?

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?

Is it still real to you?

Post 5 songs/singles you want us to listen.

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

What do batteries run on?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Do you have any infractions? If so, do you care to tell us how you got them?



What is your least favorite word?

What turns you on?

What turns you off?

What sound do you love?

What sound do you hate?

What is your favorite curse word?

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

What profession would you not like to do?

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

Are there any questions?

 

[bullets]

Where are you living right now – the past, future or present?

 

[POWdER-man]

Have you ever pitied the foo'?

Would this foo' be worthy of your pity?

How was it to meet Sylvester Stalone?

Would you do anything to be Mr. T?

Is it sad that I had to check if Mr T was dead or alive?

What is you most favorite A-Team episode?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Will you be answering your questions?

 

[Shemtov]

Mary Poppins Vs.. Freddy Krueger- Who would win?

 

[Lantern Venom]

Since you are an A-Team fan, what is your take on Rampage Jackson as B.A. in the movie?

 

[B.A. Baracus]

The rather nice Miss. Chick asks-

B.A. Baracus

Part 1 - Your "real" life

Join Date: Actually 2007, though i had another Bat related name, i loitered like some dirty stalker for a good few years before that though.
Where were you born? Salford, Manchester
Where do you currently live? Manchester UK
Age? 32
Height? 6ft
Hair color? a dark blonde/light brown.
Eye Color? blue
Do you have any tattoos or piercings? If so what and where? (Pics a plus) I use to have a ear piercing at the top of the ear, it went all nasty though, so my missus removed it momemts prior to going on a roller coaster.
Lefty or Righty? Righty.
Do you have any siblings? 3 brothers.
What is your current avatar and why? B.A. Baracus from the A team, my all time favorite TV show. I hoped to set myself apart this time from all the batmen 123456789's
How many posts do you have right now? two thousand and odd.
Post a picture of your handwriting: Can i get back to this one.

What is your job? i has a shop on the bay.
Do you have a car? What kind? (Pics a plus) I want the current bond car, but at the moment none. The Fact i don't drive is kind of a bummer though.
If you were a pro athlete, what would be your intro song? The theme from love boat.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mUrHRtQgmg

what's your lucky number? 32
any superstitions? too many to count, i have OCD.
What kind of cell phone do you have? not a good one, i seldom use it, i never really got on the whole 'I ADORE MY PHONE' thing, i know it makes loads of stuff easier. i'm just crap with phones.
What's your default ringtone? The Theme from the A team, nothing like being told 'in 1972 a team of crack commandos escaped from a top security stockade'
What is the last movie you saw in theatres? Captain America, though i'm itching to see super 8 and the new Apes film.


Part 2 Your Hype Life


Congrats, you've been cast on MTV's the Real World! Which 6 Hype members would you pick to live in a house with you? Why? I'm a misrable sod, so none, no really none, just me.
Who is your Hype drunken duet partner? erm, I'll pick Bamf, He strikes me as the misrable type, so we sing something radiohead.
What will you sing? Fake plastic trees radiohead
Have you ever met anyone from the Hype in real life? not a sausage.
have you ever posted commando? oh way too often.
What brought you to the Hype? Biscuits, alas i'm not sharing.
What keeps you here? Batman and funny pictures (bring them back dammit)
Link us to a thread you enjoy: I'd link to the funny pictures but some sod closed it.
you're going on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, which member of the Hype would be your Phone-A-Friend? ex hypster Jag, he was rather clever if i remember correct.
Which two Hype Members would you like to compete against in Jepoardy? Harls & symbi. I honestly have no idea why.
Which two Mods? Marx & Bamf
Hype Crush? some woman a few years back who dressed as Harley Quinn, then never posted again.
Hype Nemesis? ha ha, not saying.
What is your favorite Smiley? t:
Least favorite? because i'm not totally sure when to use it?
Take the opportunity now to clear up one misconception about you. I'm not a snob, though i've been called one.
What is your Hype Pet Peeve? people who sign off on there own posts. i can see your user name on the side, i don't need you to tell me, its not a letter. Oh and the Batfans who will accept no other Batman than Nolan's
What SHH event (that you not necessarily had to be a part in) has given you the most enjoyment? Jal getting a girl pregnant and him being disgusted that Miss Alba was pregnant.


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[B.A. Baracus]

Have you ever crapped your pants at all?

When i was a child yes, now as a dad, i'm clean up the poop.

 

[B.A. Baracus]

That young fellow Duke wondered-

What is your favorite food dish? At the moment spaghetti Bolognase.

What is your favorite soft drink? Lilt, its totally tropical.

Your favorite geek collectible? My Hot Toys Batman & Joker.

Favorite comicbook character? Batman by far, Spider-man in second

Where is the rest of the A-team? (sorry had to ask) They put me on the plane then left me, gutted.

 

[B.A. Baracus]

Where are you living right now – the past, future or present?

A little bit of the past, mostly the present and not too much of the future, i'm too pesemistic. Though i wish i was not.

 

[B.A. Baracus]

That there Powder man asks-

Have you ever pitied the foo'? lol, way too often, i think i pity way too much.

Would this foo' be worthy of your pity? Depends what you do, but i'm not picky with my pity, i'm happy to pity anyone and everyone.

How was it to meet Sylvester Stalone? Super, we sat down his mother made me a sandwich, we had cookies, tea and watched ALF, it was a nice afternoon. Then he offered me the role, i was not busy that week so though 'yeah feck it'

Would you do anything to be Mr. T? Not really, he's kinda old now though, must be pretty awesome to have a action figure of yourself so you can just sit and play with yourself.

Is it sad that I had to check if Mr T was dead or alive? lol, a little, He's actually in the UK presenting a TV show about people who mess up on camera called 'worlds craziest fools'.

What is you most favorite A-Team episode? The taxi cab wars easily, with Winstone from Ghostbusters

 

[DarkSovereignty]

what were your thoughts on the A-Team movie?

what's your happiest memory?

what kind of shop do you own?

 

[B.A. Baracus]

Mary Poppins Vs.. Freddy Krueger- Who would win?

Mary Poppins easily, the amount of crap she can pull out of that bag she's got it (literally) in the bag. Actually that said when she goes to sleep Krueger could get her and i'm not sure she could take her bag to dream land. I've not thought this through.

Will you be answering your questions?

It takes me a while but i get there eventually.

 

[B.A. Baracus]

Since you are an A-Team fan, what is your take on Rampage Jackson as B.A. in the movie?

It's not that i disliked him, but he was not B.A. he never had T's charm, there was something missing from his B.A. i would have liked to have seen a sequel though, see how they would have expanded his character.

 

[B.A. Baracus]

Mr. Dark wants to know-

what were your thoughts on the A-Team movie? I enjoyed it, but something was missing that i can't put my finger on. I would have been nice to see the GMC for longer (to destroy is so early on was a huge mistake, and the fact they were to replace it for a Humvee was just plain wrong) it would have been nice to see Decker too. I enjoyed it, but it was not quite the A team i grew up with.

what's your happiest memory? The days my 3 children were born.

what kind of shop do you own? Its a ebay store selling Fancy dress stuff.

 

[B.A. Baracus]

Kane numbers asks-

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? You wake up dead.

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? I would, he'd love it. But then i'd get no lolly pop (mimes where i live give out lolly pop's, not sure why. it's a bit child catcher when i think about it)

If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know? My grammar is crap, i'd not notice.

Is there another word for synonym?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? No i imagine they'd stroke it, then set it free.

Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections? i asked my missus this when i first heard it, she said 'yeah i bet whey do because what if it went wrong, and the person lived but caught something, he might sue' I think theres a weird logic to it.

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? it is, its a known fact that a chapter was removed from silence of the lambs where Lector turns down a clown because he'll taste funny.

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? if he's married yeah, because no matter how alone he is, his wife will somehow find out.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? depends if a nice personality can talk him out of it.

How young can you die of old age? 43 and a third.

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back? yeah, you gotta it'd be impolite not too.

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb? 4 and 2 ducks (both named Norris)

Is it still real to you? it is, but i still cannot, nor will not believe its not butter.

Post 5 songs/singles you want us to listen.

Lover you should've come over-Jeff Buckley
Last Goodbye- Jeff Buckley
PartyMan-Prince
The scientist-Coldplay
The theme to Loveboat.

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? totally naked.

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? You have drive through Bank machines in the USA? to answer, for a blind passenger?

What do batteries run on? i always think of it as little tubes of electricity.

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? oh dear where are you getting these?

Do you have any infractions? If so, do you care to tell us how you got them? none, though my old accound had about 4, someone asked what do the Vanessa Hudgens nude pictures look like so i posted one with huge black bars over the good stuff, not allowed. Nor was posting a link to a leaked Two Face picture. Nor was a fat lady on a bike. Nor was telling someone they are a ****. Who knew?



What is your least favorite word? Fanny & *****

What turns you on? Female American accent, belly button rings.

What turns you off? Bad smelling women. Women who act loutish.

What sound do you love? My children laughing.

What sound do you hate? People talking in the cinema, I totally agree with Mr Freeze.

What is your favorite curse word? F***

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Film director or Doctor, sadly i'm crap at science.

What profession would you not like to do? Anything to do with sewage.

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? I know it was hard at times, but it was worth it, right?

Are there any questions? If people in autralia are upside down, how do they not fall off the earth, i mean i get the gravity thing, but thats just crazy.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

you said you live in the UK, where do people go if they want to get into the film business? like here in the U.S we have california, canada has vancouver (I think its vancouver, might be toronto).

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I love singing. I love getting drunk. I really love drunk singing. And I love Radiohead. Hmmm... HOW DID YOU KNOW?!

 

[B.A. Baracus]

you said you live in the UK, where do people go if they want to get into the film business? like here in the U.S we have california, canada has vancouver (I think its vancouver, might be toronto).

We have Scotland and London, though those film schools seldom advertise. In film magazines over here they mostly advertise the New york film school and mention all students will work on a working film set. Chances are if i enrolled i'd get some crap like Marmaduke 2.

 

[B.A. Baracus]

I love singing. I love getting drunk. I really love drunk singing. And I love Radiohead. Hmmm... HOW DID YOU KNOW?!

You kinda strike me a a pessimist, how can any music loving pessimist not love some Radiohead. Plus i imagine you in the bathroom alone practicing your 'fitter happier' voice.

 

[Duke]

Which is your favorite Bond?

Favorite Bond movie?


Favorite Bond villian?


Should they bring Q Branch back into the current Bond movies?

 

[B.A. Baracus]

Which is your favorite Bond? To be totally honest i've not watche a bond movie all the way through that does not star either Brosnan or Craig, But i really like what Craig brings to the role. I was never interested in bond before Brosnan. But Craig makes Bond cool, so Craig.

Favorite Bond movie? Casino royale


Favorite Bond villian? Whoever Robert Carlyvle played in one of the Brosnan films.


Should they bring Q Branch back into the current Bond movies? Yeah, and moneypenny. I have no idea who'd play Q though, while i liked John Cleese, i never really liked him taking over the late Desmond Llwellyn (sp?)