15 Minutes 15 Minutes with E-Man

[E-Man]

Harls
What does the E in E-Hyphen-Man stand for again?
-it stands for my first name and/or excellent, eclectic, eccentric, extraordinary, exquisite, and extra sexy

What's your favorite glow stick accessory on yourself? (necklaces, bracelets, more adventurous things, etc....)
lol I don't have any glow stick stuff

BizAids
What's your definition of a tank ass?
-a woman with a big booty, but also round enough to give you sexually pleasure

When you're alone with a chick what's the first thing you want to say to her?
- It really depends on what we're there for in the first place. If it's just hanging out I just talk to her about whatever. If it's for sex I tell her ____ ____ __ ____.
Thoughts on Dirk Nowiztki as Thor?

well, I always knew that he had some kind of magical powers, so I'm down with it

Oh, hai, Lunar-Wolf
E-man, you've entered a reality TV. The show is about 10 guys who want to date with a very attractive girl. You must compete to win this girl as your date. Show comes to an end, and guess what? You've done it, you won the date. While on the date, she tells you she was once a man, but loves you. What do you do?
-elbow that ***** in the face, then beat up all the producers involved with such a terrible act

Are you a fast or slow eater?
-fast

Who is your hero?
-my grandfather on my daddy's side; we called him Papa

Waffles. Thoughts?
- love 'em

Do you hate seeing someone chew on cotton wool?
- I've never seen someone do that, but if I do I'll punch them just for you mmkay

What would you do for 1 million dolla dolla's. 1) Lick a human brain(the person is dead) 2) Stand in the middle of the street and act like a dog. 3) Kiss the girl you won a date with on the reality TV show.
-go back and kiss the "girl" from the date. I'd kiss a man for a million dollars. It's worth it.

What do you think would be worse? Blind or being being deaf.
- deaf because I couldn't hear music

Favorite Robin?
-Dick Grayson with Tim Drake coming in real close

Favorite Green Lantern?
-Kyle Rayner

Sexiest woman alive?
-tough one; Sanaa Lathan is always my response, but I'm sure there's someone out there I'm not thinking of at the moment

Ugliest woman alive?
- Nancy Grace. Her personality makes that ***** look worse

Who would you turn gay for?
-Gore Vidal. That man is awesome.

 

[E-Man]

WillardNation
Have you ever been in a fight?
-yes

If yes, how did you do in said fight?
-I used to get beat up a lot by my brother as a kid, but when I got older I stomped him pretty bad. I was like Mark Kerr on roids.

Whats the weirdest request you've ever gotten during sex?
-nothing out of the ordinary, just to grab her hair

Are you friends with any famous people? (quasi-famous counts)
-no
If you could sleep with one person on the hype, who would it be?
-lol tough one, but I'm gonna go with Katie...she's good looking, and she knows that she wants it anyway

If you could go see a movie with one person on the hype, who would it be?
-Bamf or Billy because I know they would have good conversation after the movie

What movie did you go see?
-X-Men: First Class

Who is your all time favorite fictional character?
Commander Shepard from the Mass Effect games

If you knew you were going to die tomorrow, what would your last day be like?
-I would write down all of my thoughts and feelings, then I would tell my brother to publish them somehow

GothamKnight
What was the last thing you ate?
- sausage wrapped in pancakes on a stick

What are you having for dinner?
-99 cents Crunchwrap supremes

What's your favorite candy bar?
-Butterfinger

What's your favorite flavor of ice cream?
-Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough

ComicChick
dude, why are you not bolding or italicizing your answers so we can tell them apart from the questions?


-Because I'm lazy.

Parker Wayne
Who are the other members of BWO?
-Dirk Nowitzki, Jason Kidd, Jason Terry, J.J. Barea, Shawn Marion, Tyson Chandler, Mark Cuban, Mr. Freeze, and Kane52630 sweeping up after our cool parties

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Why is the BWO inferior to the NWO?

 

[E-Man]

Bruce Banner
Visit Silent Hill or Raccoon City?
-Definitely Raccoon City. It's no cakewalk, but I would rather deal with zombies than with all the **** going on in Silent Hill.

When are you going to buy Fallout: New Vegas?
- Probably in a few months. I'm still on Fallout 3, and I bought that months ago. It's fun, but it gets tedious and I put it down. Great game though.

Where in the capital Wasteland would you live?
-This is a tough one. I like Rivet City, but if the boat sinks you're dealing with a massive amount of radiation that RadAway won't fix. I'll have to go with the Oasis because you get some good food and sun there.

What is your Fallout 3 character like?
-He's a straight good guy. I'm the Hero of the Wastes, and I always do the right(paragon) thing. I've slipped up a few times, but I've still got the halo.

What event in history would you have liked to have witnessed?
-the making of the first pyramid. It would give me some extra time to just soak in Egypt's atmosphere back then, and see cool buildings being built at the same time.

Manic, Kane, Superferret, Aesop Rocks & WilliardNation along with yourself are the only ones left in Outpost 31, who do you think the "thing" is?
-SuperFerret. He became the "thing" while examining that damn dog. Vets I tell ya.

Zombie Outbreak weapon of choice?
-Shaolin spade. It's long, durable, silent, and you don't have to reload it.

What era other than the current one would you like to live in?
- Probably back during the height of the Empire of Mali. In Timbuktu I could delve into as much knowledge as I want, and I could get to meet so many people from different parts of the world.

Paris vs. London?
-London on a toss up. I'd like to go to both, but neither really outshines the other. Both would be really nice places to visit.

NYC vs. LA?
-L.A. because the time zone would make it feel like I have a lot more time in the day. Of course that's not true, but on a vacation logic matters very little.t:

Favorite shoes?
-Any kind of boots. My feet are pretty big, so I just like whatever is comfortable. I love me some Lugz because I don't have to worry about the shoe being too narrow for my feet.

Are there any books that you can suggest to add to our reading lists?
-It may be hard to find, but look for a book called "When We Are Free." It's a collection of essays about politics and the economy. Great great reading. It's pretty biased in favor of capitalism vs. socialism, but it's a wonderful read. I found it on Amazon for you:http://www.amazon.com/When-Are-Free-Dale-Haywood/dp/0873590953

Then there is the Autobiography of Malcom X. Just getting insight on the man is a treat. You see how he thinks, how he grew up, and a lot of how the Nation of Islam was run when he was there. You also see how he was changing his philosophies a bit. He was still the same hard line guy, but he seemed to branch out more. It is a crime that the book is only limited to a small portion of the black community. It's a read almost anyone can enjoy.

Then there is Frankenstein. It's a lot more existential than people believe. People just see a sci-fi tale of a man building a monster, but it really examines life and purpose. It's fun too, but there are some great underlying themes in the novel.

Erzengel
Hi my name is (Insert your username here), you might remember me on SHH for such things/threads as?
-I'm E-Man, and I post a lot of random community threads such as the lounge, confession thread, hate thread, and love thread on the community. In books and music I post in the song thread, and there is a jazz thread that I post in a lot. Here it is: http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=326119

What is your biggest regret and if you could relive that moment what would you have done differently?
-I regret breaking down back in 2008 when I found out that my protege was scamming the company. Instead of pushing through it I handled it poorly. I became paranoid and constantly depressed. It didn't help when my grandfather died shortly after that happened, and I spiraled in a sea of sickness and depression. If I could go back I would deal with it quickly and move on instead of dwelling on it. I would focus on the great things I had like my receptionists and my team instead of the person who hurt me. I would focus on the future instead of letting the present eat away at me.

Tell the story of your first love, not necessarily your greatest love.
- She was quiet the character. Her personality was very hot and cold, and she would try to get a rise out of me a lot. She was a ****ed up person, but she was also this fun and loving person. She would love the hell out of you even while hating you. It was definitely an experience. lol

What’s your biggest geek collectible?
-probably all my Black Panther comics. I have most issues except the old Jungle Action series because that's hard to find. I don't want to do the Masterworks of it yet too because I want the singles.

If you were a celebrity, what would you demand in your dressing room?
-an XBox and PS3 so I can ******** when I'm not performing.

What was your first?
Tape/CD-Brandy's first CD*looks around embarrassed*
DVD/Blu-Ray-Face/Off
Automobile-a cheap ass 1992 Mercury Tracer that earned the name Smokin' Joe
Video Game- the first Super Mario Bros. game with Duck Hunt. Man those were the days!

How did you find out about the birds and the bees?
-It was always presented well to me by my parents. My daddy talked a lot about women with us, and my mother never kept anything away from us as kids. Even though they were divorced they both were on the same page about women with my brother and I.

Who has been your biggest influence and why?
-Probably my grandfather. He was the only man in my family besides my father who was all about knowledge. He made sure that we knew the value of intelligence, and he always talked about knowing more than what is presented to you.

Where is your next vacation spot?
Either the Dominican Republic later this year, or Brazil next summer. It will be my first time being outside the United States, but it definitely won't be my last.t:

If you moved tomorrow, outside of family or friends, etc. what would you miss most about the place you were living?
-Probably the comfort of being used to my surroundings. Moving out of this area would take an adjustment, but I think I could make it. It's just the feeling of going a few cities over to see a friend is what I like most about being here. I'm never too far away from friends.

Hound55
Where did you leave the remote?
-I left it outside. You're going to have to jump across the gator pit just to reach it.

 

[E-Man]

POWdER-man
What was your favorite TV show (or Radio show depending on how old you are) when you were a child?
-Thundercats! Man I used to love that show.

What is the best pizza you ever had? (include location and toppings)
-This is going to be left field, but the best pizza I've ever had came from Sam's. Yep, the same Sam's that's Wal-Mart on steroids. They serve this pizze there that is huge and filled with all sorts of toppings. One slice is the same size as two slices, and I once had one with bacon, Canadian bacon, sausage, and pepperoni on it. They loaded up on the cheese too.

Where is THE best place for coffee that you have had?
-I don't like coffee, but Dunkin Donuts has this cool frozen coffee drink that I like.

Have you ever had Tim Horton's? Have you ever rolled-up-the-rim?
-I've never been there. I don't even think there is one in my country. When I typed in my zip code they brought up locations for the Czech Republic. lol

What place in the world, that you have never went, would you like to go visit? Why?
-Probably Dakar, Senegal to see a big wrestling match. I love their wrestling because it's basically boxing and wrestling. It would be really fun to see a whole event live.

Have you ever been to the "Happiest Place on Earth"? When and favorite thing to do and ride?

-Haven't been yet. I was going to go as a kid, but somehow we went to Universal Studios instead. I'll have to eventually go because it's been something I've wanted to do since I was a little kid.

Where were you during 9/11?
-I was in my History class when it happened. We were doing an assignment, and all of a sudden one of my coaches comes in and tells us that we need to cut on the tv. He usually came in at the end of class because he was teaching the next class, but he was pretty shocked. So we cut on the radio and hear what happened. It was crazy to hear what happened, but when we cut on the tv it was like living in a movie or something. I just couldn't believe that it was real life. Then when those towers fell I was shocked because right before I was wondering if they could fall. That was such an ugly event, and the response by both us and them has been ugly as well.

What was your first computer?
-Some old ass computer my daddy got back when Windows 95 was alive and kicking. It didn't have internet on it, but there was this Spider-man CD-ROM that came with it. It was based on the 90s cartoon, and you would make your own cartoon. It was pretty fun.

First cell phone?
-A small phone I got when I was a senior in high school. I can't remember the exact model, but I do know that it was a T-Mobile phone.

What is your current cell phone?
-Samsung Instinct with Sprint service

If you could have sex with any living or dead person, who would it be?
-I would want to bang Hatsheput. She was incredibly powerful, and she supposedly had really big breast. I'd have fun going all Mr. Plow on that one.

If they are dead....ewwww. Would you take them out on a date first or would it be wham-bam thank you mam?
-Well she wouldn't be dead when I sexed her up, but it would be straight wham-bam thank you mam. If the only reason for resurrecting is sex, then we need to get right to it.

Which superhero (villain) would you like be for a day?
- Silver Surfer. He can go almost anywhere he wants, and he can do a lot of cool things. Green Lantern would be sweet, but once the day is over I'd hate to give that ring up. With Silver Surfer I just lose my powers while with GL some other ******* gets to wear the ring for a day.

Wonder Woman, Supergirl, and Bat-woman Who would you kill, marry, and screw?

-kill Supergirl, screw Wonder Woman, and marry Bat-woman
Why do birds suddenly appear when you are near?

You got $1 million dollars that you need to blow within 24 hours, and you can not end up with anything of value at the end of the 24 hours (car, house, toys, etc). What do you do with it?

-I honestly would buy a lot of homeless people a meal. If I'm not going to keep it other people should be able to share in on it. I'm not going to eat a million dollars worth of food on my own, so I'm going to let other people in on the fun.

What would you do if you had the only copy of a sex tape between Emma Watson and John C Reilly?
-I would bury it so deep in the ground that you would need to go to China just to find it.

Your life is made into a movie: What kind of movie will it be? Who would star in it? What would be the title?
- It would be a coming of age movie about a man who struggles with learning what the truth really means. It would be called Universal Truth.

So what's up with the name?
- My first name starts with an E. I am a man. There will be hyphens. E-Man.

You are sent to prison for a stupid crime. But damn those Ho Hos were good! How do you keep alive, despite the overwhelming feeling you are in trouble?
-I have some decent boxing training from my grandfather, and I know a few muay thai kicks and the thai clinch. I know a few submissions without the proper positions to get in them too, so I'm confident that I could handle myself if need be. I would work out a lot, and I would spend my time reading and keeping to myself. I would try to avoid trouble as much as possible.

What will be your last meal?
-A big ass slab of ribs, pork chops, my mama's potato salad, and for dessert I'd have my mama's sweet potato pie, and a weird ass mix of ice cream, Reese's peanut butter cups, Butterfingers, Snicker's, and cream soda on the side. I want to be so full that I won't feel a thing when I die.

Which movie this year are you most looking forward to seeing?
-Green Lantern this weekend.

Which fad do you think was the worst?
-It can't be considered a fad since it's still going, but sagging your pants is really ****ing annoying. What kind of dumb ass mentality do you have to possess to want to intentionally show your underwear? That needs to end ASAP.

Which fad do you hate to admit that you did?
-I once got a box. You know, that haircut from the 90s that Kid from Kid n Play had....yeah I did that.

You are stuck on a deserted island, you may choose one of each of the following items to enjoy until you die:

one person to be with
one drink (the island has fresh water)
one meal
one DVD (you have a solar powered portable DVD player that can also play CD's)
one CD
one board game
one luxury item
* However none of which that would actually help you get off the island.
-This is tough, but I would go with the person. There is fresh water so I don't want the drink. The meal would get old really fast, and you could say the same for the other things. At least with the person there is sex and arguments.

If you could be any animal which one would you be and why?
-Peregrine Falcon. I would love to dive bomb like that. It would be so awesome to fly.

What is in your fridge right now?
-idk, a bunch of random stuff and some leftovers from my aunt's 40th anniversary party

If I was going to hire you, what qualifications do you have that would make you an ideal employee?
-I have great public speaking experience. I have management experience, and I have a history of building and working with teams.

Why should I fire you once I hire you?
-Because if I was placed in charge of you I wouldn't hesitate to get rid of you if you did something stupid.

Parker Hater
Why is the BWO inferior to the NWO?
-Biz pissed on you again, now you're in bizarro world. Come back to the real world son.

 

[Kane52630]

Why did Jimmy crack corn? and why does he not care?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

The sky already fell. Now what?

What is 2+2?

 

[ComicChick]

do you have any photos of the box haircut? if so, can you please post one!

 

[ComicChick]

what was your favorite class in HS?

least favorite class in HS?

What kind of toothpaste do you use?

How many times a day do you brush your teeth?

 

[enterthemadness]

Which would you rather fight in..a Alien Invasion or a Zombie Invasion?

Are you going to watch Falling Skies on TNT this Sunday night?

Have you seen The Walking Dead on AMC?

Mary, Screw, or Looooooove? Camron Diaz 2011, Ms. Lohan 2011, or Oprah 2011.

 

[Bruce Banner]

Do you have fears about getting older?

Most memorable dream?

If you were hit with Gamma radiation, what would happen?

Where do you see yourself realistically in 10 years?

Where do you hope to be in 10 years?

Which person from the hype could you see writing a decent biography of you?

Your favorite song to listen to while driving?

 

[E-Man]

Kane52630
Why did Jimmy crack corn? and why does he not care?
-because Jimmy is an ******* who owes me five dollars

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
-naw, it would just be called lame

The sky already fell. Now what?
-Sucks to be you people chilling on the ground. I already flew off to paradise to eat cookies and sing songs with Mickey Mouse, Bugs Bunny, and Tyrone Biggums.

What is 2+2?
-I'm a cop you idiot!

ComicChick
do you have any photos of the box haircut? if so, can you please post one!
-I wish, but I only had it about a month before my mama got it cut off. She hated that thing, and from then on she wouldn't let me pick my own haircut.

what was your favorite class in HS?
-My AP Chemistry class. Boy did I have a lot of fun in that class. Had one of my best friends in the class, and our techer was pretty dman good looking. It was also full of fun nerdy stuff, so it was the best of both worlds.

least favorite class in HS?
-My Algebra 2 class in 11th grade. I actually failed the second semester and had to take summer school. No one really payed attention in that class. It was like a jungle because the teacher was inept at instructing us on our lessons and controlling the class. The person with the highest grade got a 72, so that tells you something about how horrible that teacher was then. The bad part is that I was great at Algebra, but I didn't pay attention. It's my own fault for not doing my best.

What kind of toothpaste do you use?
-Right now this Colgate Oxygen whitening. I'm really conscious about my teeth being white because I smile a lot. I had to use anything that's not at least combined with whitening.

How many times a day do you brush your teeth?
-Normally two, but it's common for me to brush my teeth three times in a day. Just depends on where I'm going, and if I feel there is something stuck in my teeth.
enterthemadness
Which would you rather fight in..a Alien Invasion or a Zombie Invasion?
-Zombie invasion hands down. Aliens that could invade us would have to have some serious technology to be able to reach our planet from however many light years their home planet is away from us. Then they would have to have some kind of technology to be able to withstand our atmosphere while simultaneously being able to neutralize our gravity by not crash landing on our surface. If they could do all that I'm pretty sure their weapons would be too much to deal with. We would have no chance at all. Even if the zombies are fast moving they still are primitive, and you just need a shot in the head.

Are you going to watch Falling Skies on TNT this Sunday night?
-Thanks for reminding me of that. I have to set my Dish to record it. It looks pretty interesting.
Have you seen The Walking Dead on AMC?
-Have I? I'm a huge Walking Dead fan! I've read all of the comics, and I saw all of the episodes. It was a great first season, but they left us hanging with only 6 episodes. I wish we were getting the 13 episodes we are getting this season first so that season 2 would be around 20 episodes. Regardless of that it's still a great show. Maybe the best on tv last year.

Mary, Screw, or Looooooove? Camron Diaz 2011, Ms. Lohan 2011, or Oprah 2011.
-ummmm. Love Diaz since she's not as bad as the other two personality wise. Screw Lohan because...she is far from what she used to be, but I imagine it would be better than Oprah. I'd marry Oprah to get the money. That's too easy.

Bruce Banner
Do you have fears about getting older?
-I fear that I may not be as athletic as I am now. I love being strong. I like the fact that I can toss my cousin around even though she's a pretty big 7 year old. I like that, and I don't want to lose it. I also don't want to die. I love life. Things aren't the way I want them to be, but the experience of existence is so wonderful that I never want it to end. I don't want there to be absolutely nothing after death, so I hope that I get to live on traveling around the universe.

Most memorable dream?
-There was one last year where I went to my aunt's funeral. She died back in 2008. Somehow I was back there, and I saw my grandfather. I knew he would die only about 6 months later, so I started crying because I wanted to tell him how much I loved him. I couldn't move or talk, so I just cried over and over again without uttering a sound. My throat and mouth hurt so bad that I felt it all day when I woke up.

If you were hit with Gamma radiation, what would happen?
-I'd probably become like the Professor Hulk. Retaining my own consciousness while having the Hulk's strength and healing ability. *is a fan of the PAD run on the Hulk*

Where do you see yourself realistically in 10 years?
-Raising kids with a woman who shares enough of my philosophies that we have children together. Don't know if I'll get married, but I will find a mate to help raise my kids. In terms of work I plan on at least getting close to being in management with recruiting IT salespeople. Hopefully something that doesn't demand 14 hours of my day 6 days a week.

Where do you hope to be in 10 years?
-Chilling with my mate and my kids in some nice house in a good neighborhood. I want to be able to hold my kids and beat them at Marvel vs. Capcom 7.

Which person from the hype could you see writing a decent biography of you?
-I'd say Drakon because I think he could capture humor and existentialism well enough to write about how weird and eccentric I am.

Your favorite song to listen to while driving?
-Honestly there is no favorite. I have about 6 CDs in my car, and I always change them. Right now I'm really loving Brian McKnight's "What's It Gonna Be?" and Josh Kelley's "Amazing."

 

[ComicChick]

for diggin Josh Kelley

Favorite disney villain?

Favorite disney princess?

Who would be your wrestling tag team partner, dead or alive?

Fave song from a musical?

Name 5 songs and 5 hype members that those songs remind you of?

 

[Ipodman]

Would you step in to stop a fight if you saw one?

 

[E-Man]

ComicChick
Favorite disney villain?
-Ehhh, if I had to pick it would be Jafar, but that's only because I can remember him off the top of my head.

Favorite disney princess?
-I don't care for any of them to be honest.

Who would be your wrestling tag team partner, dead or alive?
-Shawn Michaels easily. That man to me is my idol in terms of wrestling, and to be in the ring with him on the same team would be incredibly awesome.

Fave song from a musical?
-Does "A Heart is a House of Love" from The Five Heartbeats count?

Name 5 songs and 5 hype members that those songs remind you of?
"Feeling So Good Today" by Beau Williams reminds me of Kane because I can picture him dancing to that like Van Damme. That's probaby Kane's Achilles Heel.

"Turn on Some Music" by Marvin Gaye for Chris Wallace because I imagine that song is the theme song for Bizarro Chris Wallace in a world where he has no problems.

"None Shall Pass" by Aesop Rocks for the obvious user with the same name for obvious reasons.

Hold On" by Wilson Phillips for JP because he got that song stuck in my head the last time I was on Skype. I'm missing Skype these days.

"Teardrops" by Massive Attack for ComicChick because sometimes she seems so depressed and in need of a hug...that plus it's a cool song that she probably would like.

Ipodman
Would you step in to stop a fight if you saw one?
-I would like to think I would, but I doubt it if the situation occurred. I don't know why the fight is happening, I don't know what weapon someone has, plus I don't want to get fingered as a participant if I happened to step in and try to break it up if the police come by. All I need is for someone to say that I'm a part of it because I look like a perpetrator. If things got too far out of hand I might try something, but it's a really dangerous thing to try and rush into a situation you know nothing about. I know a bunch of white knights shake their heads at people saying that, but the truth is that most people would probably run, and that's smart considering that it keeps you alive.

 

[ComicChick]

i will have to look into this Massive Attack song


whats the last book you read? graphic novels/comics don't count

recommend a book to us.

show us one of your favorite comic covers

who is your favorite marvel character?

dc character?

 

[E-Man]

ComicChicki will have to look into this Massive Attack song
- If you've played Assassin's Creed it will make you feel like a bad ass about to take out a corrupt politician. If you haven't then you'll probably need a hug after hearing it.


whats the last book you read? graphic novels/comics don't count

-I'm on The Narrative of the Life of Frederick Douglass. Just got it last week and it's really good.
recommend a book to us.
-Insomnia by Stephen King. It is my favorite from him.

show us one of your favorite comic covers

I'm not a big BL fan, but the covers for this series were incredibly good.

who is your favorite marvel character?
-Black Panther

dc character?
-Tough one since Nightwing is really nipping at Batman's heels. I gotta go with Batman since he has been a favorite of mine for a really long time. Before anyone says anything, yes I know Dick isn't Nightwing(yet) anymore. I know about the whole Batman RIP and Inc. stuff. I still call them Nightwing and Batman because that's how I roll.

 

[ComicChick]

what's an obstacle you've overcome or a significant event in your life that has impacted you greatly?

if you could go on any game show, which would it be?

 

[ComicChick]

video game character?

first video game you remember playing?

what's the last video game you played?

favorite film pre 1975?

scariest movie you've ever seen?

last movie you saw? in theatres, and at home?

 

[twylight]

If you were to creatively ask a geek girl out, how would you do it?

If you could soundtrack any movie with all 1960's songs which one would it be and what would the song choices be?

 

[Marx]

What do you think of child beauty pagents? (See Toddlers & Tiaras) Cutesy kid competitions or child abuse?

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

When did you fall in love with sammiches?

 

[Kane52630]

Batman & Robin or The Room?

Mayonnaise or Broccoli?

If you could have on TV sitcom house as your real home, which would you pick?

List 5 movie titles that associate with 5 hypesters.

 

[E-Man]

ComicChick
what's an obstacle you've overcome or a significant event in your life that has impacted you greatly?
-Low self esteem really plagued me from 5th to 7th grade. It even got to a point where it had an impact on my grades because I wasn't top dog anymore. It was so bad in 5th grade that I literally had a headache every day because I hated everything about my life. At one point I learned to love myself, and then I realized that being all depressed like that is really a drag. That's why I'm always in a good mood. Whining *****es bring everyone down. If you're depressed it's okay to share it with those you care about, but down bring people down with it.

if you could go on any game show, which would it be?
-Jeopardy. I am the best at it, and I really like my chances if they don't do old literature. I hate when they get into literature because I don't remember boring books.

video game character?
- Commander Shepard from Mass Effect. He is me, and I am him. We are one as we save the universe together from those damn reapers. Those bastards are going down next May!

first video game you remember playing?
-Super Mario Bros. on the first NES. I must have played that game over 100 times and never beat it. Why did they like to make little children cry? It didn't have to be that hard.

what's the last video game you played?
-0Batman: Arkham Asylum again. I figured I'd play it on Hard mode before the next one comes out.

favorite film pre 1975?
-Night of the Living Dead. This is what a movie should be. You have characters tied together by a situation, and they do what they can to get out. They have conflicts because of the stress level and their character, and it causes things to go to hell. Damn all the cinema snob talk about scripts and how camera 7 didn't have enough light during the climax. Movies are about stories, and NOTLD is one of the best stories I have ever seen told.

scariest movie you've ever seen?
-Candyman back when I was a kid. I was so scared to go to the bathroom for about a year after that. I didn't feel comfortable going to public restrooms until 5 years later. That really scared the hell out of my brother and I, and my daddy was laughing his ass off at it.

last movie you saw? in theatres, and at home?
-I last saw Green Lantern in the movies. Flawed but entertaining. Like Thor but not as well made. It's a really good example of a popcorn movie. It's got the action you want to see, but the bad moments aren't enough to bring the whole movie down like Transformers.

At home I last saw the Voltron Force movie that is the start of the new Voltron series. The animation was really bad, but the story was okay, so I'm giving this season a chance. Maybe they'll fix all the animation problems if they get another season, but I think that it's so bad that it will scare a lot of people away.

Twylight
If you were to creatively ask a geek girl out, how would you do it?
- This is a tough one because I like to be direct. With a geek girl it depends on if I know her or not. If I know her I'd invite her to Half Priced Books to help me look for something. Once there I'd ask her to come to Joe's Crab Shack with me that's right across the street. After I've wooed her with my Sexual Chocolate, she'd know it was a date.

Now if I don't know her I'd have to drag her into a geeky moment by asking her who would win a fight between two random heroes. I'd just straight up tell her that fine women don't often like Spider-man or Batman, so I want to see who she thinks will win. After debating that **** for 3 hours I'd invite her to my museum date to see if she's worth it.

If you could soundtrack any movie with all 1960's songs which one would it be and what would the song choices be?
- I would give Batman and Robin a new soundtrack. It would be full of some old school Motown songs. Just imagine Smokey Robinson singing when Mr. Freeze tells Batman to freeze it hell. Best movie EVER!

Marx
What do you think of child beauty pagents? (See Toddlers & Tiaras) Cutesy kid competitions or child abuse?
- I'm okay with pageants because in theory it is a harmless competition. Inherently there is nothing wrong with it, but we know that overbearing parent's trying to live through their kids would make it hard on the kids. You can't tell a parent what to do with their kid. If they're going to push them hard that is their right, but I would try to limit it so that the kids aren't just dragged out there too often to their detriment. I think that they should limit how often the kids can compete while having people investigating cases where parents are accused of pushing their kids too hard. I want the kids to still have their competition while holding the parents back from destroying their children's lives.

As far as child abuse goes, I really hate it. My father used to hit my brother and I a lot, and there still is a hatred about it. I'm not pissed all the time about it or anything. I got over that a lot of years back in my late teens, but it's hard to respect a man who has to beat up little kids. He says that it wasn't abuse because he never hit us in the face, but yeah that **** was hardcore ass kicking. There is no need to go that far with kids. Whupping them is fine because it helps. When it goes too far then the parent needs to spend a few nights in jail. Nothing extreme until it happens too often.

Mr. Terrific
When did you fall in love with sammiches?
-It was January 15, 1985. I just popped out of the womb and had this strange taste for something called a sammich. The rest is history...sammich history.

Kanenumbernumber
Batman & Robin or The Room?
-Easily Batman and Robin. Mark would get sent to the cooler if I picked The Room.

Mayonnaise or Broccoli?
- I like both, but I gotta go with broccoli. I could eat broccoli with anything. Steamed broccoli is one of my favorites to cook.

If you could have on TV sitcom house as your real home, which would you pick?
-Fresh Prince. It was a mansion after all.

List 5 movie titles that associate with 5 hypesters.

-The Crying Game for the Original Bamfer

-Sweet Sweetback's Badassssssss Song for Anubis

-Kid with the Golden Arms for Hound

-American Pie for SymbioticToxin

-Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo for JP

 

[Marx]

Do potholes on bridges concern you?

 

[WillardNation]

If you could have any super power, what would it be?