15 Minutes 15 Minutes with Hound 55

[ComicChick]

with....

Hound55

Part 1 - Your "real" life

Spoiler

Join Date:
Where were you born?
Where do you currently live?
Age?
Height?
Hair color?
Eye Color?
Do you have any tattoos or piercings? If so what and where? (Pics a plus)
Lefty or Righty?
Do you have any siblings?
What is your current avatar and why?
How many posts do you have right now?
Post a picture of your handwriting:

What is your job?
Do you have a car? What kind? (Pics a plus)
If you were a pro athlete, what would be your intro song?
what's your lucky number?
any superstitions?
What kind of cell phone do you have?
What's your default ringtone?
What is the last movie you saw in theatres?

Part 2 Your Hype Life

Spoiler

Congrats, you've been cast on MTV's the Real World! Which 6 Hype members would you pick to live in a house with you? Why?
Who is your Hype drunken duet partner?
What will you sing?
Have you ever met anyone from the Hype in real life?
have you ever posted commando?
What brought you to the Hype?
What keeps you here?
Link us to a thread you enjoy:
you're going on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, which member of the Hype would be your Phone-A-Friend?
Which two Hype Members would you like to compete against in Jepoardy?
Which two Mods?
Hype Crush?
Hype Nemesis?
What is your favorite Smiley?
Least favorite?
Take the opportunity now to clear up one misconception about you.
What is your Hype Pet Peeve?
What SHH event (that you not necessarily had to be a part in) has given you the most enjoyment?

The Official 15 Minutes Sign Up Page: http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=350867

 

[Harls]

What is your definition of a knife?

Do you like being the height you are now?

Favorite breakfast food?

What is an animal you are repulsed by?

Out of these three choices, would you rather snuggle, massage, or kiss your lover?

Do you like spaghettios with or without meatballs?

 

[enterthemadness]

Time for some tough questions...

Mary Screw or Looooove?...Halle Berry, Erica Cerra, or 80's Oprah?

Do you get Conan O Brien down under?

Higher I.Q. Be Honest. Me, Sarah Palin, or Fry from Futurama?

Wendy's or McD's?

 

[B.A. Baracus]

Who's your daddy, and what does he do?
How old are you?
Are you one of those annoying people that talk during the movie?
Ever seen the film 'The fly' by David Cronenberg, good aint it?
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
whats your favorite flavour crisp (potato chip)?
look, you got a time machine, where you going to?
Favorite bond?
Favorite Character from the UK BBC soap 'Eastenders'? (you may need to google and pick a character at random, i wont accept 'never seen it')
You open your mail and there's a invite to a sex orgy, are you going? go on it could be fun.
Favorite part of a woman/man, depending on your sexuality.
Ever had a paranormal experience (or thought you've seen a UFO)?
You get home and there's a celebrity of your choice in your bed, who is it?
Would you stop if it was hammer time?
Favorite Batman?
Favorite film ever?
Most overrated film ever?
you wake up, big juicy spot on your face, you gonna pop it or leave it?
Tina Turner, claims she's simply the best, better than all the rest better than anyone, anyone you ever met, do you agree?
Last person you saw naked?
Those peanuts at the bar, do you eat them?
The happiest moment in your life so far?
Whats for dinner in your house today?
Favorite thing to drink?
How far have you gone with a woman, if anything?
Which Tv show has the best Theme tune?
Which Superhero has the best theme tune?
Favorite Ghostbuster?
Favorite Star Wars Character?
What one film should they never, EVER remake?
What one film should they get re making as soon as possible?
What actor do you think you most resemble?
What film have you seen more than any other?
Best smell in the world?
Most horrible smell in the world?
Ever walked in on someone having sex, if so who was it and has anyone walked in on you?
Would you stop, collaborate and listen if ice was back with his brand new invention?
Do you like pina colada?
What about getting caught in the rain?
Any idea what color postman pat's cat is?
Favorite superhero?
Favorite Superhero movie?
How many men women have you slept with?
Do you see the glass half full or half empty?
What was the last lie you told?
A genie gives you 3 wishes (you cannot ask for more genies or more wishes) what are they?
Tell us something about yourself that may shock us?
You know those women with hairy chins, why don't they shave it?
Are you a good dancer?

 

[Harls]

Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

Which is better, hot showers or cold showers?

Do you bake, cook, or grill at all?

Are you happy?

Have you ever worn clothing of the opposite sex?

 

[Kane52630]

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?

If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?

Is there another word for synonym?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

How young can you die of old age?

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?

Is it still real to you?

Post 5 songs/singles you want us to listen.

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

What do batteries run on?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Do you have any infractions? If so, do you care to tell us how you got them?



What is your least favorite word?

What turns you on?

What turns you off?

What sound do you love?

What sound do you hate?

What is your favorite curse word?

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

What profession would you not like to do?

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

Are there any questions?

 

[Erzengel]

Hi my name is (Insert your username here), you might remember me on SHH for such things/threads as?

What is your biggest regret and if you could relive that moment what would you have done differently?

Tell the story of your first love, not necessarily your greatest love.

What’s your biggest geek collectible?

If you were a celebrity, what would you demand in your dressing room?

What was your first?
Tape/CD
DVD/Blu-Ray
Automobile
Video Game

How did you find out about the birds and the bees?

Who has been your biggest influence and why?

Where is your next vacation spot?

If you moved tomorrow, outside of family or friends, etc. what would you miss most about the place you were living?

 

[Duke]

What is your favorite food?

Which is your favorite movie

Do you have any pets?

What kind of automobile do you drive?

Who is your favorite Bond?

 

[Harls]

If you could make any flavor of ice cream for a comic book character, which character(s) would you choose AND what flavors of ice cream would it be? Feel free to go nuts & add in crazy stuff.

 

[E-Man]

What director do you think would make the best Moon Knight movie?

If I told you I could magically make you any drink you want, what drink would you choose?

Where is James Taylor when I need to sing a song about prostitutes to school children at lunch?

Favorite sport?

Pick seven hypsters to be a superhero team and give them powers and assignments.

Pick four other hypsters besides yourself to have a weekly tv discussion with. You get an hour a week. Who do you pick, and what do you talk about?

 

[ComicChick]

build your starting NBA lineup of current players.

PG
SG
SF
PF
C

and i'll give you a 6th man, any position:

 

[ComicChick]

what was your favorite class in HS?

least favorite class in HS?

What kind of toothpaste do you use?

How many times a day do you brush your teeth?

 

[Hound55]

Oh snap... Time to get to work...

Err... To all the haters, well y'all will just be doing the same old thing when ou wake up tomorrow but I'l still wake up being Lebron... err... Hound.

 

[Harls]

Where'd you get your avvy?

Do you like gifs?

How do you sleep (ex, on your back, side, etc)?

 

[Hound55]

Part 1 - Your "real" life

Join Date: 05-26-2009
Where were you born? Adelaide, South Australia
Where do you currently live? Adelaide, South Australia
Age? 28
Height? 6'1" - 185 cm
Hair color? Brown
Eye Color? Blue
Do you have any tattoos or piercings? If so what and where? (Pics a plus) No
Lefty or Righty? Both. Write right handed, bat left-handed, throw right-handed, left handed jump-shot, right foot kick. Ambidextrous in golf.
Do you have any siblings? No. I killed them all for there can be only one.
What is your current avatar and why? In joke from my last fifteen minutes thread getting spammed by a bot.
How many posts do you have right now? This should be number 6,363
Post a picture of your handwriting: Don't have a scanner.

What is your job? Records Clerk
Do you have a car? What kind? (Pics a plus) Nope.
If you were a pro athlete, what would be your intro song? Denis Leary's A**hole
what's your lucky number? hmm...
any superstitions? Not really...
What kind of cell phone do you have? Nokia held together with duct tape, magic and luck
What's your default ringtone? It stays on silent/vibrate because of work.
What is the last movie you saw in theatres? Thor.


Part 2 Your Hype Life

Congrats, you've been cast on MTV's the Real World! Which 6 Hype members would you pick to live in a house with you? Why?
Australia has more to do with Big Brother than The Real World so I'll go with that...
SuperFerret
Manic
E-Man
Bamfino
ComicCkick
Aesop Rocks

With Kane as the voice of Big Brother...

Primarily because Skype chats already have that feel about them.
Who is your Hype drunken duet partner? E-Man as we sing songs dedicated to the noble art of prostitution...
What will you sing? Already addressed
Have you ever met anyone from the Hype in real life? No.
have you ever posted commando? No... Or have I..? Or am I doing it now..?
What brought you to the Hype? The fun.
What keeps you here? The frivolity.
Link us to a thread you enjoy: SuperFerret's Choice of Uncyclopaedia
you're going on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, which member of the Hype would be your Phone-A-Friend? Hmm... we've got Corpy for english and literature, SuperFerret for the natural world, Manic for 80s and 90s animated series... I think I'd be more likely to cop a biology question that would trouble me there, so SuperFerret.
Which two Hype Members would you like to compete against in Jepoardy?
Which two Mods? Bamfer and ComicChick on topics other than bagged desserts and Kevin Durant.
Hype Crush? I'm too bitter and cold for that to be the case.
Hype Nemesis? I'm too bitter and cold to cut the numbers down enough to mention any one person.
What is your favorite Smiley?
Least favorite?
Take the opportunity now to clear up one misconception about you. Yes, I really am that boring.
What is your Hype Pet Peeve? Interesting people getting banned.
What SHH event (that you not necessarily had to be a part in) has given you the most enjoyment? Probably the last 15 minutes.

 

[Marx]

What is the best thing about living in Australia?

What is the worst thing about living in Australia?

Have you ever been to Perth?

 

[Hound55]

What is your definition of a knife? A sharpened metallic implement used for either carving, slicing, cutting, hacking or stabbing. Not a spoon, fork, splade or spork.

Do you like being the height you are now? It's alright I guess. A few inches taller and I think I might have had a shot at pro basketball down here.

Favorite breakfast food? Crumpets.

What is an animal you are repulsed by? Anything not on a plate or used as a pet.

Out of these three choices, would you rather snuggle, massage, or kiss your lover? Snuggle, probably.

Do you like spaghettios with or without meatballs? With.

 

[Hound55]

Mary Screw or Looooove?...Halle Berry, Erica Cerra, or 80's Oprah? I am unfamiliar with Erica Cerra.

Do you get Conan O Brien down under? Yes. Only on Pay TV though.

Higher I.Q. Be Honest. Me, Sarah Palin, or Fry from Futurama? I'm unsure whether any of you produce the delta brainwave...

Wendy's or McD's? Wendys isn't the same here as in the US. So McDonalds.

 

[Harls]

Please explain to me what a crumpet is A lot of my british friends keep trying but I'm still confused. Is it like an american's english muffin?

 

[Gotham Knight]

What was the last thing you ate?

What is your favorite meal?

What's your favorite restaurant?

What's your favorite TV show?

How many pets do you have?

Dogs or Cats?

 

[Hound55]

So many questionseses...

Who's your daddy, and what does he do? Police prosecutor
How old are you? 28. Old enough to know better, young enough to still have it as an excuse.
Are you one of those annoying people that talk during the movie? Shut up! Trailers are on!
Ever seen the film 'The fly' by David Cronenberg, good aint it? When I was very young. I should watch it again to re-up my Goldblum cred...
How old were you when you lost your virginity? 18
whats your favorite flavour crisp (potato chip)? BBQ Ribs or honey roasted chicken
look, you got a time machine, where you going to? Wherever I'm fated to go, should I get hld of a time machine...
Favorite bond? Connery
Favorite Character from the UK BBC soap 'Eastenders'? (you may need to google and pick a character at random, i wont accept 'never seen it') Frank Butcher... like the dozy big plum 'e always was!
You open your mail and there's a invite to a sex orgy, are you going? go on it could be fun. No. And I don't open any mail that looks like it may be such an invite for fear that my hard drive, as well as my junk, may wind up clapped out.
Favorite part of a woman/man, depending on your sexuality. Much like Zapp Brannigan I find the most erotic parts of a woman are the boobies...
Ever had a paranormal experience (or thought you've seen a UFO)? No. Although I did spend four years in a reationship with what could only be, on retrospect, an alien.
You get home and there's a celebrity of your choice in your bed, who is it? The one I chose.
Would you stop if it was hammer time? The nineties didn't, I fail to see why I should have to.
Favorite Batman? Tim Conroy/Animated.
Favorite film ever? Probably Die Hard
Most overrated film ever? Avatar
you wake up, big juicy spot on your face, you gonna pop it or leave it? I'll use it as a self defense mechanism, pop it and then disappear with my grappling hook through the pus-comprised mist.
Tina Turner, claims she's simply the best, better than all the rest better than anyone, anyone you ever met, do you agree? No. Neither did Ike. What..? Too soon?
Last person you saw naked? Myself.
Those peanuts at the bar, do you eat them? I eat any and all. That's my philosophy.
The happiest moment in your life so far? Don't know.
Whats for dinner in your house today? Food.
Favorite thing to drink? Krusher from KFC, probably... Outside of booze.
How far have you gone with a woman, if anything? I have a kid...
Which Tv show has the best Theme tune? *Flips coin* ahh.. we'll go with Futurama
Which Superhero has the best theme tune? Probably Superman
Favorite Ghostbuster? Pete Venkman
Favorite Star Wars Character? The Fett... Boba Fett.
What one film should they never, EVER remake? Back to the Future
What one film should they get re making as soon as possible? RoboCop
What actor do you think you most resemble? Macauley Culkin
What film have you seen more than any other? Die Hard in all likelihood...
Best smell in the world? The smell of victory
Most horrible smell in the world? The stench of defeat.
Ever walked in on someone having sex, if so who was it and has anyone walked in on you? Scars healed over. Memories inaccessible.
Would you stop, collaborate and listen if ice was back with his brand new invention? No. But I think we learned a lesson out of both he and Hammer didn't we... Neither of them were "too legit to quit".
Do you like pina colada? Yes. And getting caught in the rain.
What about getting caught in the rain? Already addressed...
Any idea what color postman pat's cat is? Black and white.
Favorite superhero? Moon knight
Favorite Superhero movie? Batman Begins
How many men women have you slept with? 2
Do you see the glass half full or half empty? I don't see the glass that you're referring to.
What was the last lie you told? I told the cashier at McDonalds that I didn't want fries with my meal... but I did... and then my food came and it was too late... Too late! *Bawls uncontrollably*
A genie gives you 3 wishes (you cannot ask for more genies or more wishes) what are they? I'd wish for more genies and wishes anyway. He's my genie, dammit!
Tell us something about yourself that may shock us? I don't think there is anything. I'm a very boring guy.
You know those women with hairy chins, why don't they shave it? Vanity, not anting to accept that there's a problem?
Are you a good dancer? No. Appalling.

 

[Hound55]

Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
Yes.

Which is better, hot showers or cold showers?
Hot.

Do you bake, cook, or grill at all?
At times, yes.

Are you happy?
Really? Nope. Not by a long shot. But some things make me happy.

Have you ever worn clothing of the opposite sex?
No.

 

[ComicChick]

why haven't you answered the rest

 

[enterthemadness]

Hound, what do you think of your 15 minutes?

 

[twylight]

Raaannndoommmmsssssssss


What is your favorite flavor of Tim Tams?

Do you prescribe to the Tim Tam Slam?

What is your favorite thing to BBQ?

What is the scariest thing about having a daughter?

Who's your favorite character to RP?

How long have you been RPing for?

What got you started in the RPGs?

Which RPer would you like to shove into a banana crate and ship to Siberia?

Can you confirm that Keyser Soze is the killer?