15 Minutes 15 Minutes with JP

[ComicChick]

with....
JP​

Part 1 - Your "Real" life

Spoiler

Join Date:
Where were you born?
Where do you currently live?
Age?
Height?
Hair color?
Eye Color?
How tall are you?
Do you have any tattoos or piercings? If so what and where? (Pics a plus)
Lefty or Righty?
Do you have any siblings?
What is your current avatar and why?
How many posts do you have right now?
Post a picture of your handwriting:

What is your job?
Do you have a car? What kind? (Pics a plus)
If you were a pro athlete, what would be your intro song?
what's your lucky number?
any superstitions?
What kind of cell phone do you have?
What's your default ringtone?
What is the last movie you saw in theatres?

Part 2 Your Hype Life

Spoiler

Congrats, you've been cast on MTV's the Real World! Which 6 Hype members would you pick to live in a house with you? Why?
Who is your Hype drunken duet partner?
What will you sing?
Have you ever met anyone from the Hype in real life?
have you ever posted commando?
What brought you to the Hype?
What keeps you here?
Link us to a thread you enjoy:
What is your favorite Smiley?
Least favorite?
you're going on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, which member of the Hype would be your Phone-A -Friend?
Which two Hype Members would you like to compete against in Jepoardy?
Which two Mods?
Hype Crush?
Hype Nemesis?
Take the opportunity now to clear up one misconception about you.
What is your Hype Pet Peeve?
What SHH event (that you not necessarily had to be a part in) has given you the most enjoyment?

The Official 15 Minutes Sign Up Page: http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=350867

 

[PWN3R]

Why can't the magic behind the X3 OT Thread be recreated?

 

[Kane52630]

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?

If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?

Is there another word for synonym?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

How young can you die of old age?

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?

Is it still real to you?

Post 5 songs/singles you want us to listen.

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

What do batteries run on?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Do you have any infractions? If so, do you care to tell us how you got them?



What is your least favorite word?

What turns you on?

What turns you off?

What sound do you love?

What sound do you hate?

What is your favorite curse word?

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

What profession would you not like to do?

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

Are there any questions?

 

[BizarroAids]

Rock Of Ages. Your most anticipated movie of 2012?

Don't let me down. Are you going to see Captain America on Friday?

 

[SuperFerret]

If you could turn anyone into a wooden statue like the troll in Ernest Scared Stupid, who would it be?

If you were a number, what number would BizarroAids be?

What color is your ceiling?

When did you become a cyborg?

When did I become a cyborg?

What do you think of the sociopolitical status of the modern United States of America?

William Shatner?

 

[Marx]

Where were you when you first heard that New York had finally legalized gay marriage?

 

[Jennifer Walters]

You've won the lottery. You can give 5 Hypsters anything they want with the money. What do you give them?

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Ryan Murphy asks you to change one thing about Glee, what is it?

 

[Bubonic]

Do you have a history of wetting the bed, setting fires or torturing animals for fun?

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris?

Boxers, Briefs, or Commando?

If there's one person alive you would want to fight, who would you fight? Dead?

Favorite Music artist?

Favorite Sports?

Favorite Sports teams?

Screw, marry, kill; Lindsey Lohan, Paris hilton, Snooki

What is the weirdest thing about you?

Which is the one book that has really impressed you?

If you could change one thing about you, what would you change?

If you could marry one video game character, which one would it be?

If you could marry a superheroine, which girl would it be?

Why do you love me?

 

[howl]

CD, MP3 or Vinyl?

Beer, Wine, or Spirits?

Chocolate or Strawberry?

 

[SuperFerret]

Where are you? ?

 

[Kane52630]

Why are you Forever Alone and not on Hype? :')

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

Have you ever been with a woman?

 

[Kane52630]

Seriously, when will you get back on your computa!?

 

[Lord Valumart]

Why?

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

What do you fear?
What food won't you eat?
Your hype bf?

 

[Erzengel]

Hi my name is (Insert your username here), you might remember me on SHH for such things/threads as?

What is your biggest regret and if you could relive that moment what would you have done differently?

Tell the story of your first love, not necessarily your greatest love.

What’s your biggest geek collectible?

If you were a celebrity, what would you demand in your dressing room?

What was your first?
Tape/CD
DVD/Blu-Ray
Automobile
Video Game

How did you find out about the birds and the bees?

Who has been your biggest influence and why?

Where is your next vacation spot?

If you moved tomorrow, outside of family or friends, etc. what would you miss most about the place you were living?

 

[ComicChick]

what was your favorite class in HS?

least favorite class in HS?

What kind of toothpaste do you use?

How many times a day do you brush your teeth?

 

[JP]

Part 1 - Your "Real" life
Join Date: 03-26-2005
Where were you born? The Bronx!
Where do you currently live? Harlem, New York
Age? 22
Height? 5'8
Hair color? Brown
Eye Color? Brown
How tall are you? Repetitive, much?
Do you have any tattoos or piercings? If so what and where? (Pics a plus) Nope.
Lefty or Righty? Righty tighty!
Do you have any siblings? And older sister, and younger brother, and a baby sister.
What is your current avatar and why? Super groovy James McAvoy cause mutation is super groovy.
How many posts do you have right now? A lot.
What is your job? Freelance illustration and babysitting!
Do you have a car? What kind? (Pics a plus) Nope. No sense in driving in this city.
If you were a pro athlete, what would be your intro song? Rock You Like A Hurricane
what's your lucky number? 3
any superstitions? None that I can think of right now.
What kind of cell phone do you have? iPhone.
What's your default ringtone? A song from The Book of Mormon
What is the last movie you saw in theatres? Captain America! AWESOME!

Part 2 Your Hype Life

Congrats, you've been cast on MTV's the Real World! Which 6 Hype members would you pick to live in a house with you? Why?
Bamf, cause he's neat-o.
Ferret because he's saucy!
Billeh cuz he eeis jus' plum cruhazy.
Manic because he knows things.
Kane because he kinda pretends to know things though he doesn't say so out loud.
And Comic Chick so that it's not a sausage fest.

Who is your Hype drunken duet partner? Bamf, I guess.
What will you sing? Hold On - Wilson Phillips
Have you ever met anyone from the Hype in real life? Yes, Star.
have you ever posted commando? Right now...
What brought you to the Hype? X3
What keeps you here? I'm barely here...
Link us to a thread you enjoy: http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=312860
What is your favorite Smiley?
Least favorite?
you're going on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, which member of the Hype would be your Phone-A -Friend? Manic.
Which two Hype Members would you like to compete against in Jepoardy? Billy and thebumwhowalks
Which two Mods? Matt and Marx
Hype Crush? There's no one on the hype even remotely worth my time. /sassy*****
Hype Nemesis? Farmer Fran. I mean, really hype! community? Really?
Take the opportunity now to clear up one misconception about you. If I clear them up then what fun will that be? There's a small group of Hypesters who think I'm a certain way, and I'd prefer they continue to think that.
What is your Hype Pet Peeve? Stupid people who post stupid things.
What SHH event (that you not necessarily had to be a part in) has given you the most enjoyment? Hype! Deathmatch.

 

[JP]

Why can't the magic behind the X3 OT Thread be recreated?

No one cares enough. We've all moved on. I think we tried a few motnhs ago and it was just forced. RIP.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

You're twice half dead.

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?

Mime's are silent, but they do not live in silence.

If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?

You misspelled the word misspelled. Tee hee hoo hoo haha.

Is there another word for synonym?

Kane.

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

No, because they're delicious.

Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

They do, actually. I know from experience.

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

This one is just bad.

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

If she aint in the forest she damn well better be in the kitchen.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?



How young can you die of old age?

27 and a half.

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?

No, because I'm a *****, remember?

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?

You know the answer within.

Is it still real to you?

It's real to everyone.

Post 5 songs/singles you want us to listen.

The Corrupt Bargain - Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson
You Don't Own Me - Lesley Gore
Don't Stop Me Now - Queen
Sober- Kelly Clarkson
Hasa Diga Eebowai - The Book of Mormon

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

He's dead.

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

What's a drive through bank machine?

What do batteries run on?

Life.

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Sure, why not?

Do you have any infractions? If so, do you care to tell us how you got them?
Nope. I have a prefect hype! record.



What is your least favorite word? bureaucracy... TOO MANY VOWELS

What turns you on? Talent

What turns you off? Close mindedness

What sound do you love? The squeek sound Audrey makes in Little Shop of Horrors.

What sound do you hate? Silence

What is your favorite curse word? ****.

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Musical Theater

What profession would you not like to do? Office work.

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

"Heaven isn't too far awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. Closer to it everydaaaaaaaaaaay!"

Are there any questions?

No.

 

[JP]

Rock Of Ages. Your most anticipated movie of 2012?

Don't let me down. Are you going to see Captain America on Friday?

Yep. Not Spider-Man. Not TDKR. Not Avengers. My most anticipated film is a musical starring Tom Cruise. I've seen Rock of Ages way too many times on Broadway. It's one of my favorite shows, so naturally I'm super excited for the film adaptation.

As for Cap, I saw it Friday morning and it was fantasticamazinglyawesome.

Where were you when you first heard that New York had finally legalized gay marriage?

At home with no tv or internet.

If you could turn anyone into a wooden statue like the troll in Ernest Scared Stupid, who would it be?

Marx, but that wouldn't change much of anything.

If you were a number, what number would BizarroAids be?

84

What color is your ceiling?

Beige

When did you become a cyborg?

Baby, I was born this way.

When did I become a cyborg?

When you saw how cool I was.

What do you think of the sociopolitical status of the modern United States of America?

I'll give it a 6/10.

William Shatner?

Funny story, if you rearrange the letters in his name you get Nartes Hamilliw.

 

[JP]

You've won the lottery. You can give 5 Hypsters anything they want with the money. What do you give them?

I'll give you a room in the fabulous NYC apartment I purchase.

I'll give Bamf money to fix his 7 herniated discs.

I'll give Lightning Strykez! some shirts.

I'll send Manic to the UK.

I'll send Star a piece of the Statue of Liberty to remind her how superior America is to Canadia.

Ryan Murphy asks you to change one thing about Glee, what is it?

Fire everyone involved in the show who's a full-of-themself *****. AKA, Ryan Murphy and Lea Michele.

Do you have a history of wetting the bed, setting fires or torturing animals for fun?

The last time I peed myself was in the 3rd grade. I just couldn't get to the bathroom fast enough. My teacher decided to announce it in front of the class after the fact.

Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris? Conan O'Brien

Boxers, Briefs, or Commando? Boxer briefs.

If there's one person alive you would want to fight, who would you fight? Dead? Make love, not war. Black, white, yellow, red, copulate in a king size bed.

Favorite Music artist? Kelly Clarkson and Queen.

Favorite Sports? Baseball. It's the only sport I understand.

Favorite Sports teams? Yankees.

Screw, marry, kill; Lindsey Lohan, Paris hilton, Snooki

Screw Lohan, then tell her to get her life together. Marry Hilton for her money. Kill Snooki.

What is the weirdest thing about you?

I have a mild case of OCD.

Which is the one book that has really impressed you? My First Five Husbands..And the Ones Who Got Away by Rue McClanahan

If you could change one thing about you, what would you change? The appendix scar on my stomach.

If you could marry one video game character, which one would it be? Crash Bandicoot.

If you could marry a superheroine, which girl would it be? Jean Grey

Why do you love me?

Who are you?

 

[JP]

CD, MP3 or Vinyl?

Beer, Wine, or Spirits?

Chocolate or Strawberry?

MP3
Wine
Chocolate

Where are you? ?

Finally got my internet back! WOOT!

Why are you Forever Alone and not on Hype? :')

Even on the Hype! I am still forever alone. :')

Have you ever been with a woman?

No.

Seriously, when will you get back on your computa!?

I'M BACK RIGHT NAH!

Why?

Why may refer to causality, a consequential relationship between two events or reason (argument), a premise in support of an argument, for what reason or purpose. It's also one of the Five Ws used in journalism.

What do you fear?
What food won't you eat?
Your hype bf?

I never voice my fears.
Flan.
Like, BFF? Bamf, I guess.

 

[Calvin]

What's your political orientation?