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Parker Wayne

Part 1 - Your "real" life
Join Date:
Where were you born?
Where do you currently live?
Age?
Height?
Hair color?
Eye Color?
Do you have any tattoos or piercings? If so what and where? (Pics a plus)
Lefty or Righty?
Do you have any siblings?
What is your current avatar and why?
How many posts do you have right now?
Post a picture of your handwriting:

What is your job?
Do you have a car? What kind? (Pics a plus)
If you were a pro athlete, what would be your intro song?
what's your lucky number?
any superstitions?
What kind of cell phone do you have?
What's your default ringtone?
What is the last movie you saw in theatres?

Part 2 Your Hype Life
Congrats, you've been cast on MTV's the Real World! Which 6 Hype members would you pick to live in a house with you? Why?
Who is your Hype drunken duet partner?
What will you sing?
Have you ever met anyone from the Hype in real life?
have you ever posted commando?
What brought you to the Hype?
What keeps you here?
Link us to a thread you enjoy:
you're going on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, which member of the Hype would be your Phone-A-Friend?
Which two Hype Members would you like to compete against in Jepoardy?
Which two Mods?
Hype Crush?
Hype Nemesis?
What is your favorite Smiley?
Least favorite?
Take the opportunity now to clear up one misconception about you.
What is your Hype Pet Peeve?
What SHH event (that you not necessarily had to be a part in) has given you the most enjoyment?

The Official 15 Minutes Sign Up Page: http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=350867
 
What made you decide to take part in the new Hype Survivor?
 
My first question is: Potato?

My second: Potato?
 
How would you rank the current Marvel Studios films? What would you rate each film?

Who is your favorite superhero?

Parker or Wayne?

If you could live in one historical period, which would you choose?

What is your political affiliation?

What is your religion of choice (if any)?

What TV character would you consdier yourself most like?

Which film character would you consider yourself most like?

Favorite novel?

Favorite Movie?

Favorite TV Show?
 
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?

If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?

Is there another word for synonym?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

How young can you die of old age?

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?

Is it still real to you?

Post 5 songs/singles you want us to listen.

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

What do batteries run on?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Do you have any infractions? If so, do you care to tell us how you got them?



What is your least favorite word?

What turns you on?

What turns you off?

What sound do you love?

What sound do you hate?

What is your favorite curse word?

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

What profession would you not like to do?

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

Is Superferret's Potato question better than my questions?

Are there any questions?
 
Comic Chick, y'all

Join Date:

I joined in March of 2009 as part of one of the most awesome hype class years ever.

Where were you born?

I was born in Manhattan, New York.

Where do you currently live?

I currently live on Syracuse University Campus 8 months out of the year but I am on break in Jersey City right now.

Age?

I am 19 years old.

Height?

I am 6' tall.

Hair color?

I have Black Hair.

Eye Color?

I have brown eyes.

Do you have any tattoos or piercings? If so what and where? (Pics a plus)
Lefty or Righty?

I have no tattoos or piecings, and I am Right handed.

Do you have any siblings?

I have 1 older brother, who's in the Navy, and close to fufilling his 20 year enlistment, and 1 younger sister, who recently graduated high school and is enlisting in the army.

I believe I have more siblings, but that's a long story.

What is your current avatar and why?

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My Avatar is mymy classic Spider-bat avy.

How many posts do you have right now?

I have 8,608 posts.

Post a picture of your handwriting:

My Scanner/Printer's in Syracuse :csad:

It's ugly anyway.

What is your job?

I am jobless.

Do you have a car? What kind? (Pics a plus)

I have no car.

If you were a pro athlete, what would be your intro song?

My intro song would be Running With the Devil.

what's your lucky number?

My Lucky Number would be 20. I was born on the 20th of June, and T is the 20th letter in the alphabet.

any superstitions?

I sometimes don't like stepping on cracks.

What kind of cell phone do you have?

I have a xenon att&t phone. I'll be upgrading eventually to an Android phone.

What's your default ringtone?

It is some random ringtone on my phone.

What is the last movie you saw in theatres?

I saw Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part II in the there.

Congrats, you've been cast on MTV's the Real World! Which 6 Hype members would you pick to live in a house with you? Why?

Original Bamfer
JustaBill
ComicChick
twylight
Kane
Superferret

Who is your Hype drunken duet partner?

E-man would be my partner

What will you sing?

We'll sing Stop in the Name of Love by the Supremes.

Have you ever met anyone from the Hype in real life?

I haven't met anyone from the hype in real life.

have you ever posted commando?

Yes, I have.

What brought you to the Hype?

A friend was looking news on this site, and after a few months I found the forums. I lurked for a while and then decided to join.

What keeps you here?

The news, the posters, and the events.

Link us to a thread you enjoy:

Not much of a funny one but I enjoy the discussions.


you're going on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, which member of the Hype would be your Phone-A-Friend?

This is a very easy one. Manic.

Which two Hype Members would you like to compete against in Jepoardy?

Manic, and Superferret.

Which two Mods?

Bamfer, and Marx

Hype Crush?

Whoever is on skype now.
Bamf

Hype Nemesis?

Bamf

What is your favorite Smiley?

:oldrazz::o:argh::fhm::hrt::word:

Least favorite?

:dkm: I don't get it.

Take the opportunity now to clear up one misconception about you.
What is your Hype Pet Peeve?

People who want to get back on topic but do nothing contribute to getting back on topic.

What SHH event (that you not necessarily had to be a part in) has given you the most enjoyment?

The hype deathmatches were fun to observe, especially with JP's drawings.

Marx

What made you decide to take part in the new Hype Survivor?

I wanted the experience of knowing other hypsters.

SuperFerret

My first question is: Potato?

Great food. Love to eat. I can see why Ireland was riots because of the lack of it. :yay:

My second: Potato?


Potahto.
 
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Spider-Fan

How would you rank the current Marvel Studios films? What would you rate each film?

1. Iron Man

RDJ is amazing

2. Thor

Hemsworth does a great job, but Hiddleston owns as Loki.

3. The Incredible Hulk

Does great justice to Hulk after the crappy Ang Lee movie.

4. Iron Man 2

Flawed, but once again RDJ does good.

Who is your favorite superhero?

:batman::spidey:

Parker or Wayne?
Is it too much to ask for both. :im:

If you could live in one historical period, which would you choose?
1970s england. I just think it would be fun.

What is your political affiliation?
Moderate

What is your religion of choice (if any)?
No religion

What TV character would you consdier yourself most like?
Christopher Turk

Which film character would you consider yourself most like?
The nervous main character in any romantic comedy.

Favorite novel?
The Outsiders

Favorite Movie?
Rocky

Favorite TV Show?


Scrubs and Boy Meets World

Oh hai Kane numbers

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

You come back as Tommy Wisseau

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
No. I want my action again a mime to be the loudest heard.

If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?
Wikipedia

Is there another word for synonym?
maybe.

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Yeah. They're crazy, but not as crazy as vegans.

Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
No.

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
No. It's because even they're scared of clowns.

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
No, he's gay.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Well, of course. That guy killed himself. *hides gun*

How young can you die of old age?

30

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
I have before.

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?
At least 309 people

Is it still real to you?
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Post 5 songs/singles you want us to listen.
Not Fade Away by The Rolling Stones
Layla by Derek and the Dominoes
She bangs the drums by the Stone Roses
Rocket by Goldfrapp
Only Girl (in the world) by Rihanna


If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Neither, he's simply a dumbass.

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
Because you touch yourself at night.

What do batteries run on?
Steroids

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
I guess?

Do you have any infractions? If so, do you care to tell us how you got them?
I only have one that was removed for the same incident you were involved in.

What is your least favorite word?
I don't really have one.

What turns you on?

Woman, chains, aliigators, golf clubs, and David Arquette

Only one of those are true.

What turns you off?
bad smelling women, small boobs, boobs that are too big, and other things that I can't remember the sound of.

What sound do you love?
The sound of twy's voice.

What sound do you hate?
Loud sudden noices.

What is your favorite curse word?
**** *********** ***

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
Business, I guess.

What profession would you not like to do?
Anything that's a desk job.

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
I'd like to be invited to his/her personal

Is Superferret's Potato question better than my questions?
His was shorter

Are there any questions?
What ever happened to predictability?
 
What time period interests you more?

if you could control one element, what would it be and why?

A ninja randomly appears and tried to attack you. How do you defend yourself?

if a tree falls down in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does a bear still **** in the woods?
 
What time period interests you more?

The 70s/80s. It's after the civil rights movement so I can have some fun.

if you could control one element, what would it be and why?
Fire, because it's cool

A ninja randomly appears and tried to attack you. How do you defend yourself?
Take him/her down and break their arm.

if a tree falls down in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does a bear still **** in the woods?

It not only ****s, but it ****, and ***** *** ****** while ****** **** ****** **** garden hose.
 
You say the Outsiders (By S.E. Hinton) is your favorite book (and is one of mine), have you ever read any of her other books?

Did you enjoy the Outsiders movie (or any of her books turned movie)?

As a child, what was your biggest fear?

What did people say about you in High School (Or equivalent)?

What were your favorite subjects in High School (Or equivalent)?

How many partners have you had sexually?

What brand of shoe do you prefer?

What size waist (in jeans) are you and what size waist (in jeans) do you actually wear?
 
Would you end up in Raccoon City or Silent Hill?

Coffee or Tea?

What is one of your biggest fears about getting older?

How to do you feel knowing that turning 20 is going to be a worthless birthday?

What are 5 guilty pleasure movies of yours?

It's a harsh winter in 1982. You are trapped with the SuperheroSkype crowd. Who do you think is infected? Who do you think will help fight with you? Do you have enough J&B scotch?

Favorite pair of shoes you own?

Is Robocop still teaching at Syracuse?
 
Hi my name is (Insert your username here), you might remember me on SHH for such things/threads as?

What is your biggest regret and if you could relive that moment what would you have done differently?

Tell the story of your first love, not necessarily your greatest love.

What’s your biggest geek collectible?

If you were a celebrity, what would you demand in your dressing room?

What was your first?
Tape/CD
DVD/Blu-Ray
Automobile
Video Game

How did you find out about the birds and the bees?

Who has been your biggest influence and why?

Where is your next vacationspot?

If you moved tomorrow, outside of family or friends, etc. what would you miss most about the place you were living?
 
What was your favorite TV show (or Radio show depending on how old you are) when you were a child?

What is the best pizza you ever had? (include location and toppings)

Where is THE best place for coffee that you have had?

What place in the world, that you have never went, would you like to go visit? Why?

Have you ever been to the "Happiest Place on Earth"? When and favorite thing to do and ride?

Where were you during 9/11?

What was your first computer?

First cell phone?

What is your current cell phone?

If you could have sex with any living or dead person, who would it be?

If they are dead....ewwww. Would you take them out on a date first or would it be wham-bam thank you mam?

Which superhero (villain) would you like be for a day?

Wonder Woman, Supergirl, and Bat-woman Who would you kill, marry, and screw?

Why do birds suddenly appear when you are near?

You got $1 million dollars that you need to blow within 24 hours, and you can not end up with anything of value at the end of the 24 hours (car, house, toys, etc). What do you do with it?

What would you do if you had the only copy of a sex tape between Emma Watson and John C Reilly?

Your life is made into a movie: What kind of movie will it be? Who would star in it? What would be the title?

So what's up with the name?

You are sent to prison for a stupid crime. But damn those Ho Hos were good! How do you keep alive, despite the overwhelming feeling you are in trouble?

What will be your last meal?

Which movie this year are you most looking forward to seeing?

Which fad do you think was the worst?

Which fad do you hate to admit that you did?

You are stuck on a deserted island, you may choose one of each of the following items to enjoy until you die:

one person to be with
one drink (the island has fresh water)
one meal
one DVD (you have a solar powered portable DVD player that can also play CD's)
one CD
one board game
one luxury item
* However none of which that would actually help you get off the island.

If you could be any animal which one would you be and why?

What is in your fridge right now?

If I was going to hire you, what qualifications do you have that would make you an ideal employee?

Why should I fire you once I hire you?
 
Have you or anyone you know been affected by the economic mess?

How much does gasoline cost per gallon in you area?
 
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Guardian of Oa

You say the Outsiders (By S.E. Hinton) is your favorite book (and is one of mine), have you ever read any of her other books?

I read parts of Rumble Fish and that's it.

Did you enjoy the Outsiders movie (or any of her books turned movie)?

As a child, what was your biggest fear?


What did people say about you in High School (Or equivalent)?
It depends on which year of high school:

Freshmen - That kid is weird

Sophomore - That kid is weird, but he's getting better.

Junior - He's okay.

Senior - Cool guy.

What were your favorite subjects in High School (Or equivalent)?
My favorites were film and history.

How many partners have you had sexually?
4

What brand of shoe do you prefer?
Any brand with good canvas shoes. I prefer them.

What size waist (in jeans) are you and what size waist (in jeans) do you actually wear?
My waist is 34 is what I acutally wear

Bruce Banner

Would you end up in Raccoon City or Silent Hill?


Probably Silent hill, because I always end up in scary situations alone

Coffee or Tea?

Tea. I'm not a big fan of coffee.

What is one of your biggest fears about getting older?
That I won't achieve all I wanted to achieve.

How to do you feel knowing that turning 20 is going to be a worthless birthday?

At least it'll be another step closer to 21. :woot:

It probably won't matter as I'll probably still break the law for my 20th birthday too.

What are 5 guilty pleasure movies of yours?
Spider-man 3 for the action scenes
Commando
The Room
Rocky IV
Kickboxer

It's a harsh winter in 1982. You are trapped with the SuperheroSkype crowd. Who do you think is infected? Who do you think will help fight with you? Do you have enough J&B scotch?
Corey is infected. Manic, Spider-Fan and Kane will help me. twy and JP will be running around screaming. Billy's fighting it. Bamf's trying to convince the others that I need to be a necessary sacrifice. E-man going to be silent in the corner since he can't talk.

I do, if I don't have enough scotch I'll steal Manic's scotch.

Favorite pair of shoes you own?
I don't own that many sneakers and shoes (I always only own one or two at time before they fall apart),

Is Robocop still teaching at Syracuse?

I don't think so. He's not on any of the class lists of teachers of the subjects he teach.

Erzengel

Hi my name is (Insert your username here), you might remember me on SHH for such things/threads as?

Hi, I'm Parker wayne, you might remember me on SHH for the Captain America, Thor, and James Bond threads.

Also, I ran the inaugural Official SHH movie of the year awards (Inception won the award).

What is your biggest regret and if you could relive that moment what would you have done differently?

I guess I'd work harder during high school to get into a film school like NYU or USC.

Tell the story of your first love, not necessarily your greatest love.

It was sixth grade. She was an eigth grader. She was kind and beautiful. I was shy and awkward. It was never meant to be.

What’s your biggest geek collectible?

My DC comics card collection of heroes of the golden, silver and modern ages.

If you were a celebrity, what would you demand in your dressing room?
Cheez-its, and some hot women.

What was your first?

Tape/CD
- Space Jam
DVD/Blu-Ray - Spider-man
Automobile - I still don't have a car
Video Game - Sonic and Knuckes for the Sega Genesis

How did you find out about the birds and the bees?
Porn

Who has been your biggest influence and why?
I guess my biggest influence is my family. I listen to what they told me about right and wrong, and I've been able to keep that in mind in most of my decisions. :woot:

Where is your next
vacation spot?

Probably Virginia again.

If you moved tomorrow, outside of family or friends, etc. what would you miss most about the place you were living?

I guess hanging out with people. There's a bond you have with people and it'll be hard to be far away from that.

POWdER-man

What was your favorite TV show (or Radio show depending on how old you are) when you were a child?

My favorite tv show were Power Rangers, Batman, All That, Rugrats, and Kenan and Kel.

What is the best pizza you ever had? (include location and toppings)
Pepperoni Pizza from NYC.

Where is THE best place for coffee that you have had?
I don't really drink coffee, so I guess Starbucks (the only place I had coffee).

What place in the world, that you have never went, would you like to go visit? Why?

I would love to go to Europe and travel there. There's so much history and intrigue there that I can't really choose one city or country.

Have you ever been to the "Happiest Place on Earth"? When and favorite thing to do and ride?
Yeah, I've been there. My favorite thing to do was get a lap dance and ride a girl only named Sapphire.

Oh, wait minute, not that happy place. :woot:

Disney World was fun too. I liked traveling around and taking pictures with all the Disney characters. I also like the Indiana Jones show they used to have.

Where were you during 9/11?
I was at school, and my teacher told me to turn on the tv. I didn't need the tv turned on because I could see it outside the window. It was a depressing, and disturbing day for me and it also became a metaphor for the tough years I have ahead of me.

What was your first computer?
My first computer was a crappy HP laptop.

First cell phone?
Some random Cingular LG phone.

What is your current cell phone?
AT&T Xenon.

If you could have sex with any living or dead person, who would it be?

Grace Kelly or Marilyn Monroe. I can't choose.

If they are dead....ewwww. Would you take them out on a date first or would it be wham-bam thank you mam?
Well, since I'm a gentlement I would take either one of them to a nice dinner, and then we would walk the beach in sand holding hands, and under the full moon we have a great kiss that leads to great sex on a beach. And then I'd be living the American dream. :yay:

Which superhero (villain) would you like be for a day?
Joker because he always seems to have fun win or lose.

Wonder Woman, Supergirl, and Bat-woman Who would you kill, marry, and screw?
Kill Bat-woman because she'd reject me.

Wonder-woman I would screw

Marry Supergirl because's she my #1 heroine. :hrt:

Why do birds suddenly appear when you are near?
Because Alfred Hitchcock commanded them to kill me. *grabs shotgun*

You got $1 million dollars that you need to blow within 24 hours, and you can not end up with anything of value at the end of the 24 hours (car, house, toys, etc). What do you do with it?
Does investing count?

If not investing then donate it to charity.

What would you do if you had the only copy of a sex tape between Emma Watson and John C Reilly?
I'd keep it, admiring Emma Watson and envying John C Riley while also wanting hug the guy for being so damn awesome.

Then I'd use it as extortion for Emma Watson in exchange for a date.

Your life is made into a movie: What kind of movie will it be? Who would star in it? What would be the title?
It would be called, that guy with the camera. It would be a coming-of-age story. I don't know who would star.

So what's up with the name?

It's what my mom named me.

You are sent to prison for a stupid crime. But damn those Ho Hos were good! How do you keep alive, despite the overwhelming feeling you are in trouble?
Befriend the toughest guys in jail while also proving myself.

And have a shank on my the whole time.

What will be your last meal?
Spaghetti

Which movie this year are you most looking forward to seeing?
It was Harry Potter. Now it's Captain America.

And then The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo.

Which fad do you think was the worst?
Nintendo Wii

Which fad do you hate to admit that you did?
Yu-Gi-Oh cards

You are stuck on a deserted island, you may choose one of each of the following items to enjoy until you die:


one person to be with
Emma Watson
one drink (the island has fresh water) Orange Juice
one meal Spagetti
one DVD (you have a solar powered portable DVD player that can also play CD's) Rocky
one CD Abbey Road
one board game Monopoly
one luxury item MP3 player
* However none of which that would actually help you get off the island.

If you could be any animal which one would you be and why?
Cheetah because they're so fast

What is in your fridge right now?
A lot of food. Fruits Vegatables, milk, oragne juice, jelly, eggs, chicken, and other stuff.

If I was going to hire you, what qualifications do you have that would make you an ideal employee?
I'm trustworthy, reliable, and hard working.

Why should I fire you once I hire you?

I had sex with your secretary, wife, and your mistress.

Marx

Have you or anyone you know been affected by the economic mess?

My mom has been struggling with money problems, but she's been getting by.

How much does gasoline cost per gallon in you area?

$3.53
 
The larger majority of the country is currently dealing with a pretty intense heat wave. What is the current temperature in your area?
 
Edit: How much blame do you place on the batforums for my double posting?
 
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What do you think of child beauty pageants? (Like Toddlers & Tiaras) Cutesy kid competitions or child abuse?
 
If you can change your name to something not Spider-Man or Batman, what would it be?
 
Is it true that you're racist?

Would you punch Kane 35345q345q345 in the face if he kept back talking? Or bad mouthing Cap?
 
Of the "Big 3" reality shows (Big Brother, Survivor, The Amazing Race), which one would you like to go on and why?
 
The larger majority of the country is currently dealing with a pretty intense heat wave. What is the current temperature in your area?

It's hot in Jersey City. I think it's around 90 degrees.

Edit: How much blame do you place on the batforums for my double posting?

Actually I think it's the Marvel forums this time. :hehe:

What do you think of child beauty pageants? (Like Toddlers & Tiaras) Cutesy kid competitions or child abuse?

It's creepy and disturbing. Little kids should not be wearing makeup and being set up to be drama queens for life. Plus it invites pedophiles and Catman on.

If you can change your name to something not Spider-Man or Batman, what would it be?

Rodger Kent. Captain America and Superman

Is it true that you're racist?

Nope. My two of best friends are Jewish. Two others are Italian. Another is Russian, and another is black.

Plus, I never called anyone the C word. :woot:

Would you punch Kane 35345q345q345 in the face if he kept back talking? Or bad mouthing Cap?
Kane would never badmouth Cap. He knows better.

Of the "Big 3" reality shows (Big Brother, Survivor, The Amazing Race), which one would you like to go on and why?

I'd go on Big Brother because it seems like the most fun and the least work.
 
I work like 15-20 minutes from Jersey City. I also have family there that I haven't visited in quite some time. However, what is the best place to eat there? :huh:
 
So I'm sitting here, watching Jonah Hex. It's so bad. It's like with two girls one cup, curiosity always wins out.

What I'm trying to ask is, why?
 
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