15 Minutes 15 Minutes with The Impaler

[ComicChick]

with....
The Impaler​

Part 1 - Your "Real" life

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Join Date:
Where were you born?
Where do you currently live?
Age?
Height?
Hair color?
Eye Color?
How tall are you?
Do you hav any tattoos or piercings? If so what and where? (Pics a plus)
Lefty or Righty?
Do you have any siblings?
What is your current avatar and why?
How many posts do you have right now?
Post a picture of your handwriting:

What is your job?
Do you have a car? What kind? (Pics a plus)
If you were a pro athlete, what would be your intro song?
what's your lucky number?
any superstitions?
What kind of cell phone do you have?
What's your default ringtone?
What is the last movie you saw in theatres?

Part 2 Your Hype Life

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Congrats, you've been cast on MTV's the Real World! Which 6 Hype members would you pick to live in a house with you? Why?
Who is your Hype drunken duet partner?
What will you sing?
Have you ever met anyone from the Hype in real life?
have you ever posted commando?
What brought you to the Hype?
What keeps you here?
Link us to a thread you enjoy:
What is your favorite Smiley?
Least favorite?
you're going on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, which member of the Hype would be your Phone-A -Friend?
Which two Hype Members would you like to compete against in Jepoardy?
Which two Mods?
Hype Crush?
Hype Nemesis?
Take the opportunity now to clear up one misconception about you.
What is your Hype Pet Peeve?
What SHH event (that you not necessarily had to be a part in) has given you the most enjoyment?

The Official 15 Minutes Sign Up Page: http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=350867

 

[The Impaler]

Part 1 - Your "Real" life

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Join Date: 31st July 2004, I found the hype by complete fluke. I was searching for information on a superhero movie but I cant remember what.

Where were you born? Ninewells hospital in Dundee, Scotland.

Where do you currently live? Still in Dundee, live with my dad and his gf. Actively looking to move out though.

Age? I turned 24 February past. Nearly quarter of a century!

Height? 5, 11" ish

Hair color? Extremely dark brown, might aswell be black its that dark

Eye Color? Hazel, but the green shows through more than the brown

How tall are you? Didnt I already answer this?

Do you hav any tattoos or piercings? If so what and where? (Pics a plus) currently have 5 tattoos. A tribal design similar to the one Randy Orton has on his left forearm on my left shoulder, A crucifix on my right shoulder. The Green Lantern symbol on my inside left wrist. My initials on my inside right wrist and a quote "stop doubting and believe" on my shin curving round onto my calf. Currently no pics. Sorry.

Lefty or Righty? I write with my right hand but tend to do everything else with my left hand. my mum was left handed so I guess it may be something to do with that.

Do you have any siblings? An older brother called Cameron, unfortunately. For him.

What is your current avatar and why? Dont have one, not enough posts

How many posts do you have right now? 198 including this one

Post a picture of your handwriting: N/a, but your're not missing much tbh.

What is your job? I currently work as a stock controller for a well known (British) retail chain

Do you have a car? What kind? (Pics a plus) No car, still learning

If you were a pro athlete, what would be your intro song? End of the heartache by Killswitch Engage

what's your lucky number? 6, my brothers is 5 so it needed to be better than his

any superstitions? I try not to walk on 3 drains, put umbrella's up indoors, break mirrors. Nothin unusual though

What kind of cell phone do you have? Iphone 4, yes im a sheep.

What's your default ringtone? the boring generic "ring ring" tho I have a funny county style sounding tone.

What is the last movie you saw in theatres? Insidious, decent enough, though im starting to be able to read how horror movies are going to go.

 

[Marx]

Have you or someone you know been hit hard by the economic mess?

 

[BizarroAids]

What's your biggest regret?

Greatest achievement?

If you could have the power of flight or strength for an entire day, which would you choose and why?

 

[Alex The Great]

What have you impaled in your lifetime

 

[B.A. Baracus]

Who's your daddy, and what does he do?
How old are you?
What do you eat in the cinema?
Are you one of those annoying people that talk during the movie?
Ever seen the film 'The fly' by David Cronenberg, good aint it?
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
whats your favorite flavour crisp (potato chip)?
look, you got a time machine, where you going to?
Favorite bond?
Favorite Character from the UK BBC soap 'Eastenders'? (you may need to google and pick a character at random, i wont accept 'never seen it')
You open your mail and there's a invite to a sex orgy, are you going? go on it could be fun.
Favorite part of a woman/man, depending on your sexuality.
Ever had a paranormal experience (or thought you've seen a UFO)?
You get home and there's a celebrity of your choice in your bed, who is it?
Would you stop if it was hammer time?
Favorite Batman?
Favorite film ever?
Most overrated film ever?
you wake up, big juicy spot on your face, you gonna pop it or leave it?
Tina Turner, claims she's simply the best, better than all the rest better than anyone, anyone you ever met, do you agree?
Last person you saw naked?
Those peanuts at the bar, do you eat them?
The happiest moment in your life so far?
Whats for dinner in your house today?
Favorite thing to drink?
Ever thought you might be gay?
Favorite item of pick n' mix?
Favorite Ghostbuster?
Favorite Star Wars Character?
What one film should they never, EVER remake?
What one film should they get re making as soon as possible?
What actor do you think you most resemble?
What film have you seen more than any other?
Best smell in the world?
Most horrible smell in the world?
Ever walked in on someone having sex, if so who was it and has anyone walked in on you?
Would you stop, collaborate and listen if ice was back with his brand new invention?
Do you like pina colada?
What about getting caught in the rain?
Any idea what color postman pat's cat is?
Favorite superhero?
Favorite Superhero movie?
Last time you hit someone (with the intention of hurting them)?
How many men women have you slept with?
Do you see the glass half full or half empty?
What was the last lie you told?
A genie gives you 3 wishes (you cannot ask for more genies or more wishes) what are they?
Tell us something about yourself that may shock us?
You know those women with hairy chins, why don't they shave it?
How often do you work out?
Are you a good dancer?

 

[Kane52630]

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?

If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?

Is there another word for synonym?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

How young can you die of old age?

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?

Is it still real to you?

Do you have any infractions? If so, do you care to tell us how you got them?



What is your least favorite word?

What turns you on?

What turns you off?

What sound do you love?

What sound do you hate?

What is your favorite curse word?

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

What profession would you not like to do?

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

 

[B.A. Baracus]

Some Apparently Impossible Questions-


At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?


Do they bury people with their braces on?

If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?

Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it?

If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin?

What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?

When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?

In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?

How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?

If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'?

Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.

Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?

When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

What does PU stand for (as in "PU, that stinks!")?

How do you handcuff a one-armed man?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Can you cry under water?

Why do they put holes in crackers?

What is another word for "thesaurus"?

 

[BizarroAids]

Is it hard out there for a pimp?

 

[Ahura Mazda]

What is the meaning of life for you?

Have you ever known true happiness?

How much importance do you put in material wealth?

What is the most impartant thing for you in your life?

 

[The Impaler]

Wow, so many people and questions...

Part 2 Your Hype Life...

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Spoiler

Congrats, you've been cast on MTV's the Real World! Which 6 Hype members would you pick to live in a house with you? Why?
erm.... Barney, Strykez, Comic chick, C. Lee and... Marx. First ones that
came to mind, never trust me to make decisions.

Who is your Hype drunken duet partner? Barney

What will you sing? Dont stop believing by Journey or Walkin in Memphis by Marc COhen

Have you ever met anyone from the Hype in real life? Nope, not yet anyway.

have you ever posted commando? once, kinda dissapointed though, didnt get what all the fuss was about

What brought you to the Hype? Google,

What keeps you here? The loving, warm family like atmosphere, and the free goo

Link us to a thread you enjoy: http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=352985

What is your favorite Smiley?

Least favorite? Dont really have one

you're going on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, which member of the Hype would be your Phone-A -Friend?
C.Lee, apparently knows everything

Which two Hype Members would you like to compete against in Jepoardy?Colossol Spoons and And_The_Pickles. Would be more of a challenge working against a couple

Which two Mods?
C. Lee and Marx, again it would be a challenge

Hype Crush?
Comic Chick *blushes*

Hype Nemesis?
Im a lover not a fighter... though i'll take applications?

Take the opportunity now to clear up one misconception about you.
I was not the 2nd shooter on the grasy knoll, mainly cause I hadnt been born yet

What is your Hype Pet Peeve?
Thread manager

What SHH event (that you not necessarily had to be a part in) has given you the most enjoyment?
Was'nt really an SHH event but just watching everyone go nuts when TDK came out. Was such a good time to be a comic book geek

 

[The Impaler]

Marx

Spoiler

Have you or someone you know been hit hard by the economic mess?
My dad was made redundant last November, thankfully he got
a new job in January

 

[The Impaler]

Bizarro

Spoiler

What's your biggest regret?
Not paying attention in school and goin to uni like all my friends.

Greatest achievement?
Honestly, I cant think of anything in my life right not id consider a great achievement.

If you could have the power of flight or strength for an entire day, which would you choose and why?
Flight, would be nice to just fly off to an island somewhere and just relax and get away from it all for a couple of hours

What have you impaled in your lifetime
Thats for me to know and for you to pay me to find out

 

[The Impaler]

B.A.

Spoiler

Who's your daddy, and what does he do?
His names Iain and and he designs transformers. No not the robots in disguise liked id hoped
when I was younger, but electrical transformers

How old are you? See first section, for those that cant be bothered, 24.

What do you eat in the cinema?
Usually Minstrels, and a mixed slushie.

Are you one of those annoying people that talk during the movie?
No, im usually the first to tell people to shut up.

Ever seen the film 'The fly' by David Cronenberg, good aint it?
Brilliant, shame I heard he's rebooting it

How old were you when you lost your virginity?16. Thats all your getting told about it

whats your favorite flavour crisp (potato chip)?
BBq rib walkers or Smoked beef and mustard Brannigans


look, you got a time machine, where you going to?
1987, to be a voice in my head as I grew up again

Favorite bond?
Connery, No-one had the suave calm cool demeanor he did

Favorite Character from the UK BBC soap 'Eastenders'? (you may need to google and pick a character at random, i wont accept 'never seen it')
Whichever one Samantha Janus plays/ed. Damn she was hot!

You open your mail and there's a invite to a sex orgy, are you going? go on it could be fun.
Cant, busy washing my hair.

Favorite part of a woman/man, depending on your sexuality.
Woman, eyes. Something about pretty eyes just gets me intersted

Ever had a paranormal experience (or thought you've seen a UFO)?
When I was younger I would spend the weekend with my grans. One night there was this bright light that just appeared out of nowhere in her back garden, could never explain it.

You get home and there's a celebrity of your choice in your bed, who is it?
Candice Swanepoel, would be intersting to hear about the stresses of being a VS model

Would you stop if it was hammer time?
Only if I was the one getting hammered

Favorite Batman?
Bale, was a big advocat of him for the role after seeing American Psycho and Equilibrium

Favorite film ever?
Braveheart. Makes me so proud to be Scottish

Most overrated film ever?
Avatar, cross between blade runner, pocahontos and the smurfs.

you wake up, big juicy spot on your face, you gonna pop it or leave it?
Pop it, no-one likes that stuff.

Tina Turner, claims she's simply the best, better than all the rest better than anyone, anyone you ever met, do you agree?Not particularly, was never a big fan of hers to be honest.

Last person you saw naked?
Me, just out the shower.Does that count?

Those peanuts at the bar, do you eat them?
NO, Peter Kay was onto something with his comment

The happiest moment in your life so far?
Meeting my current girlfriend (sappy I know, sorry)

Whats for dinner in your house today?
Think I heard fish and chips, good times

Favorite thing to drink?
Non alcoholic, irn bru. Alcoholic, pint of Grolsch

Ever thought you might be gay?
Never crossed my mind.

Favorite item of pick n' mix?
Chocolate raisins

Favorite Ghostbuster?
Peter. Always loved Bill Murrays work... cept garfield

Favorite Star Wars Character?
Anakin... Just kidding. Darth Vader, man was such a bada**

What one film should they never, EVER remake?
The Godfather. Would never ever match the original

What one film should they get re making as soon as possible?Max Payne, still disgusted that Marky Mark is getting to play Nathan Drake. Its almost like getting Michael J. Fox to play Kratos from God of War.(No disrespect to Mike Fox)

What actor do you think you most resemble?
Been told I have a similarity to Taylor Lautner, but I honestly cant see it

What film have you seen more than any other?
Evil Dead 3. Hail to the king baby

Best smell in the world?
Petrol, its bad for you but smells so good!

Most horrible smell in the world?
Morning dew, reminds me its morning

Ever walked in on someone having sex, if so who was it and has anyone walked in on you?
Nope, and yes. My brother walked in on me and and ex, think she was surprised by how calm we both were about it.

Would you stop, collaborate and listen if ice was back with his brand new invention?
I would be curious as to what he had to say about it, but he'd need to be quick as I have a short attention span.

Do you like pina colada?
More of a White Russian kinda guy.

What about getting caught in the rain?
only if im wearing waterproofs and my hair isnt done.

Any idea what color postman pat's cat is?
Sam was a black and white cat if my memory serves correctly

Favorite superhero?
Deadpool. He has so much depth its incredible. I enjoy reading the panels in
deadpool classic vol.2 when he's got the gun to Killbrews head and he's standing there cracking jokes about it whilst being serious. Just the whole thing from start to when he walks out the building with Siren (I think) its just such amazing character development.

Favorite Superhero movie?
Blade 2, the idea of making a hero team up with his enemy's creates such tension in the viewer because you assume someone is going to turn on the other and you just dont know when

Last time you hit someone (with the intention of hurting them)?
Never hit anyone.

How many men women have you slept with
Men - 0, women - lost count, somewhere between 40 and 50

Do you see the glass half full or half empty?
The bigger picture tells me, as long as it still has liquid, we're all good

What was the last lie you told?
That I used to be a Calvin Klein model

A genie gives you 3 wishes (you cannot ask for more genies or more wishes) what are they?
1. Lifetime of happiness 2. More self confidence 3. Unlimited money

Tell us something about yourself that may shock us?
I am actually human

You know those women with hairy chins, why don't they shave it?
Sheer sheer laziness. Tho to be fair, i usually shave like 3 times every 2 weeks.

How often do you work out?
Try to get to the gym 3 days a week, one day on and one off

Are you a good dancer?
Nope. Next question

 

[The Impaler]

Kane

Spoiler

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
You change your underwear

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
Nah, just go up and shoot him/ her in the face. Make a scene, they all want attention then they're goin to get it

If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?
... Good question

Is there another word for synonym?
.... Good question

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Yes, my vegetarian friend says they can.

Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
Not last I checked

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
If someone eats human meat I doubt they care about taste. But then again I could be wrong.

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?My girlfriend says yes, men are always wrong, even when we're right.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
... Now thats something to think about.

How young can you die of old age?
51

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
Id try to, though id probably get ignored

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?
47

Is it still real to you?
I do try to keep it real, so yes. Yes it is.

Do you have any infractions? If so, do you care to tell us how you got them?
None that im aware of.

 

[The Impaler]

Kane pt. 2

Spoiler

What is your least favorite word?
Morning, fills me with dread everytime

What turns you on?The ignition. j/k, Pretty eyes and confidence. And a nice perfume.

What turns you off?
Arrogance, attitude, sleaze.

What sound do you love?
Heavy rain

What sound do you hate?
My alarm clock tied with my boss's voice

What is your favorite curse word?
*************************************************z

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
Stunt man or actor

What profession would you not like to do?
Plumber, though Iv herd it pays very well.

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
Bout time you got here, beers in back. Johnny Depp gave the best answer though. When he was asked this question, he responded with "wow".

 

[The Impaler]

B.A. pt. 2

Some Apparently Impossible Questions-

Spoiler

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
Both, unless im with my gf or theres a hot girl next to me. Got to be a gentleman sometimes right?

Do they bury people with their braces on?Dont see why not, unless its a crime to be buried with braces on?

If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?
Half a point?

Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it?
Because they're not using grapes

If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin?
Id say so. Its commonly consired to be when a womans penetrated, but I could be wrong.

What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?
Ones normal and ones fancy? or price.

When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
When the rain stops and the birds chirp

In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?
I always thought it was the feather, who names a horse macaroni?

How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?
... Steve jobs has a lot to answer for now.

If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'?
... i'll get back to you on that.

Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
See no-one knows about the easter chicken who lays the eggs. The rabbit delivers theeggs because the chicken is too tired, or busy laying all the eggs.

Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?
One, I actually encountered this one when i went to the cinema. True story

When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?
Ask him

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Sunday when they shop maybe closed.

What does PU stand for (as in "PU, that stinks!")?
something up? like a warning to put your head up to try and get above the smell?

How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
You have to hand cuff one to his ankle? would make sense to me anyway

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
I dont use bubble bath, something you'd care to tell us?

Can you cry under water?
Yes, but they're lost to time, kinda like when you cry in the rain

Why do they put holes in crackers?
Balance the weight out

What is another word for "thesaurus"?
Dinosaur

 

[The Impaler]

Bizarro

Spoiler

Is it hard out there for a pimp?
I can honestly tell you from experience that pimping is in fact
not very easy at all. All that chasing about and having to
keep the workers in check, plus needing to lie to the cops. Hardly
worth the hassle imo.

 

[The Impaler]

Ahura

Spoiler

What is the meaning of life for you?
That your are one of gods children and you have an opportunity to
make something of this life. The reason your life flashes before your
eyes when you die is so you can see what you did right and wrong as a
last chance to repent for all the bad you did. Or not like, whatever.

Have you ever known true happiness?
Yes. A family and friends that are there for me, a girlfriend that
loves me and wants the best for me and pushes me to be all I can be.

How much importance do you put in material wealth?
Some, its nice to have things that make you happy. Material or
otherwise.

What is the most important thing for you in your life?
Again my family and friends, and my girlfriend... and my captain
america shield

 

[Erzengel]

Hi my name is (Insert your username here), you might remember me on SHH for such things/threads as?

What is your biggest regret and if you could relive that moment what would you have done differently?

Tell the story of your first love, not necessarily your greatest love.

What’s your biggest geek collectible?

If you were a celebrity, what would you demand in your dressing room?

What was your first?
Tape/CD
DVD/Blu-Ray
Automobile
Video Game

How did you find out about the birds and the bees?

Who has been your biggest influence and why?

Where is your next vacation spot?

If you moved tomorrow, outside of family or friends, etc. what would you miss most about the place you were living?

 

[Ipodman]

Do you now regret joining 15 mins because of all these questions or are you enjoying it?

What would you do if you were an owl?

Do you think different animals understand one another?

 

[The Impaler]

Erzengel

Spoiler

Hi my name is The Impaler, you might remember me on SHH for such things/threads as?
I wrote a script for Blade 4 which was rubbish, I wrote a nightwing script which was ok,
I dont usually post a lot... mostly boring stuff like that.

What is your biggest regret and if you could relive that moment what would you have done differently?
Im sure I was asked this earlier. I deeply regret not paying enough attention in school and being more intersted in being popular. If I could go back id change my mindset entirely and just focus on getting great grades and going to uni to make something of myself.

Tell the story of your first love, not necessarily your greatest love.
Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl. Sorry, couldnt resist. Her name was Angela, it ended badly after about 18 months. Nothing else to tell

What’s your biggest geek collectible?
Any one of my Dr. Doom collectible, my homemade Gambit bo-staff, my TDK Joker shirt/tie combo or my cap shield

If you were a celebrity, what would you demand in your dressing room?
A case of room temperature still water, bowl of exotic fruit, cycling machine to get some exercise in, and champers on ice.

What was your first?
Tape/CD - Tape;All Saints, Under the bridge, CD; men in black 1soundtrack
DVD/Blu-Ray - DVD; texas chainsaw massacre, blu ray; Dark city directors cut
Automobile - Dont have one yet, have a few ideas thought
Video Game - Turrock for the commodore 64

How did you find out about the birds and the bees?
Through high school, think my dad was too embarrassed to talk to me about that and I would probably be too embarrassed to listen to him.

Who has been your biggest influence and why?My brother, its weird hearing people say that im like him in personality
when I cant see it

Where is your next vacation spot?
Scottish highlands this summer with my girlfriend. Should be an experience.

If you moved tomorrow, outside of family or friends, etc. what would you miss most about the place you were living?
The sights, sounds, smells. If I moved somewhere that I wanted to be or visit, the first wee while would be awesome but eventually I would realise that its not home.

 

[The Impaler]

Ipodman

Spoiler

Do you now regret joining 15 mins because of all these questions or are you enjoying it?
Im enjoying the attention to be honest. Im a very quiet person that usually keep tomyself so its nice to have a chance to let people know about me.

What would you do if you were an owl?
Sleep all day, tweet all night. Maybe fly for a bit every so often.
Would love to do that thing where they spin their heads all the way round.

Do you think different animals understand one another?
I think certain animals can, most of them use body language more than
anything I guess.

 

[B.A. Baracus]

You went to the cinema and there were siamese twins watching a movie? tell us more, and what was the movie?

 

[Ipodman]

Would you step in to stop a fight if you saw one?