18 year old has eaten only ramen for the past 13 years

[Monsieur Xavier]

I'm still waiting for "The man survived 3 months eating his leg and drinking his urine".

 

[NickNitro]

Ever see Saw?

 

[Victarion]

Salt was used to preserve meat. I could hypothetically flay my leg and sprinkle it with salt and it still be alright.

 

[Mike_D202]

Georgi Readman, 18, of the Isle of Wight, U.K., refuses to eat fruit and vegetables and exists solely on packaged noodle soup, a snack that often contains high amounts of fat, saturated fat, and sodium. One package typically boasts 400 calories and 20 grams of fat.

She's looking pretty thin for just eating fatty foods for 13 years

 

[Spider-Aziz]

She can't stand looking at any other kind of food, but adds meat to her ramen
And it looks like she can walk just fine, too good for a health of an 80 years old
I guess Xavier isn't wrong in his assumption

 

[Monsieur Xavier]

It is as credible as The Onion, we have a newspaper here Le Nouveau Detective/The New Detective with similar headlines. " We have found the son of the Yeti", "We have found Santa Clause on a desert island", "<insert name her" the boy vampire", "Elvis is not dead proof inside".

 

[Piper Maru]

Ever see Saw?

I remember seesaws from back in the day. They were pretty fun.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I remember seesaws from back in the day. They were pretty fun.

Excatly what came to mind