2012 NFL Thread: With more of Matt Moore!

[Dr. Evil]

The Cardinals hope Peyton makes his decision by Thursday because they have a roster bonus for Kevin Kolb due on Friday:

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/03/13/cardinals-have-72-hours-to-cut-kolb/

 

[TheOnlyOmega]

Oh man, only 5 more minutes til Free Agency!

Please, Thomas Dimitroff's hair, sign Mario Williams.

 

[steintym]

Jay Glazer is reporting that the Bears have traded two 3rd round picks to the Dolphins for Brandon Marshall.

Cutler and Marshall back together. Great deal.

 

[Rowsdower!]

Can't wait to see what Danny boy does, even despite this possible $36M hit he might have to take.

 

[Rowsdower!]

Jay Glazer is reporting that the Bears have traded two 3rd round picks to the Dolphins for Brandon Marshall.

Cutler and Marshall back together. Great deal.

But... but... who is Matt Moore going to throw to?

 

[kane9321]

brandon marshall...with da bears

 

[kane9321]

please great 49ers of the past and future...GET US A DAMNED WR

 

[kane9321]

but... But... Who is matt moore going to throw to?

to himself?

 

[TheOnlyOmega]

Jay Glazer is reporting that the Bears have traded two 3rd round picks to the Dolphins for Brandon Marshall.

Cutler and Marshall back together. Great deal.

Don't Marshall and Cutler have beef? Or am I remembering something wrong?

 

[NiteMare Shape]

But... but... who is Matt Moore going to throw to?

The opposing defenses...

 

[steintym]

But... but... who is Matt Moore going to throw to?

Apparently a 3rd pick because there's not much else.

 

[Rowsdower!]

to himself?

Doh! Of course. I forgot. Matt Moore needs no weapons. He needs only himself.

He's Beowulf in cleats.

 

[Mister J]

****ing Dolphins.

 

[Warhammer]

Peyton Manning: "Well...that's one less reason for me to go to Miami..."

 

[steintym]

Don't Marshall and Cutler have beef? Or am I remembering something wrong?

Nah, there was some trash talking and crap when the Bears and Dolphins played. Mostly goofing around stuff (Marshall tossed the ball at Cutler on the sideline after a catch).

They were tweeting during the offseason about playing together again.

 

[steintym]

Peyton Manning: "Well...that's one less reason for me to go to Miami..."

Actually, there is speculation that the move might be for Mannng. Apparently Manning doesn't like Marshall.

Dolphins: See! We'll do anything for you Peyton.

 

[enterthemadness]

****ing Dolphins.

I don't get this move...does this mean Moore is a stop-bridge starter for a year while a rookie QB sits for 2012?

 

[Warhammer]

Actually, there is speculation that the move might be for Mannng. Apparently Manning doesn't like Marshall.

Dolphins: See! We'll do anything for you Peyton.

Whoa, really? That's interesting.

 

[Donut]

Fins save $11.35 in cap with trade

 

[Mister J]

There were rumblings that Manning wouldn't have been to keen on playing with Brandon Marshall, but I have no reason to believe that the Dolphins front office is capable of doing anything correctly.

Trade 2 2nd rounders for a guy. Trade him a couple of years later, after a Pro Bowl season, for 2 3rd rounders. Makes sense.

 

[enterthemadness]

Might as well let Moore start the year & draft a QB & WR in the draft. Flynn hasn't proven much so far. He is Hype. And you traded the best target for Moore/Flynn. Makes sense Miami......

 

[Warhammer]

If I were a Chicago fan, I'd be beyond happy. A healthy Cutler with Marshall as a weapon? Nasty.

 

[Rowsdower!]

And now, a conversation between Peyton Manning and Stephen Ross:

Ross: I'm prepared to offer you anything to play for us, Mr. Manning, ANYTHING!!!

Manning: Well, I'm not too big on that Brandon Marshall guy. He's a talented wide receiver, but he seems like kind of a scumbag.

Ross: NO PROBLEM! HE'S GONE! (stuffs Marshall in a FedEx box and ships him to Chicago)

Manning: Um. Wow. Okay, well, I'm also a bit concerned about the O-Line situation. Your starting QBs have had a problem staying healthy. I think we would need an upgrade there.

Ross: Way ahead of a ya buddy! (pushes a button and a secret door flies open to reveal five musclebound men in Ray Ban sunglasses. At first Manning believes them to be athletes, but eventually realizes they are actually identical versions of the T-800).

Manning: Is that... are they...

Ross: Yep! Straight off the Skynet assembly line, just for you. Nothing is getting past these babies, absolutely nothing.

Manning: But what did you do with the real O-Line?

Ross: Who? Oh, right, those guys. I traded them all to Washington for a bag of chips.

Manning: I see. Well, lastly, there's just one big problem that I don't want to deal with. Your division... playing in it would mean I would have to face... him, twice a year.

Ross: Again, waaaaaaay ahead of ya, buddy. (speaks into intercom) BRING IN PRISONER #12.

(Guards lead Tom Brady into the room at gun point. His hands are tied behind his back. Ross pulls a Scottish Claymore out from under his desk.)

Peyton: OH MY GOD! What the hell are you doing?! Are you insane? This is just football! It's not worth killing a man!!

Ross: Killing a man? What are you talking about? I'm not going to kill anyone.

Peyton: Oh, thank God.

Ross: Yes, after all, we're not animals. No reason to end a man's life just because he can throw a ball almost as well as you. No, I had a better idea. (hacks off Tom Brady's right arm and feeds it to a pack of wolves)

Peyton: NO! What the hell is wrong with you?!

Ross: I want to win. And Lefty here isn't going to be having any more 50 touchdown seasons, now is he?

Peyton: No. No, he isn't. You're right. Hadn't thought of it that way. Where do I sign?

 

[Donut]

The Fins better get Peyton now if they got rid of Marshall for him

 

[enterthemadness]

Rows, do one with Matt Moore and Ross and Manning.