15 Minutes 25 Minutes: AndThePickles

[The-Dark-Knight]

:facepalm

That is sleezey even for you.

oh come on.

 

[Lobo]

Do I come off as more of an approachable mod, or strictly an authoritarian?

 

[DBella]

I don't consider myself religious. I *was* religious when I was younger.

My bad. I re-read your answer AFTER I posted my question and noticed the past tense.

 

[AndThePickles]

Do I come off as more of an approachable mod, or strictly an authoritarian?

Quite approachable, sir!

My bad. I re-read your answer AFTER I posted my question and noticed the past tense.

Not a problem, my dear. I'd say I'm more "spiritual," now.

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

My bad. I re-read your answer AFTER I posted my question and noticed the past tense.

And you call yourself a teacher.t:

 

[Avangarde]

Do you speak from the head or the heart?

Of all the 7 deadly sins, which one would most likely send you to hell?

 

[Lobo]

Quite approachable, sir!

Is Vladimir Koslov's resemblance to Colossus disturbing? has Spoons mentioned the resemblance to you?

 

[DBella]

Not a problem, my dear. I'd say I'm more "spiritual," now.

Angelic with the perfect touch of naughtiness.

And you call yourself a teacher.t:

Hey, I took my eyeglasses off! Don't make me take the metal ruler out and poke your rolling eyes, Mister!

Spoiler

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

Hey, I took my eyeglasses off! Don't make me take the metal ruler out and poke your rolling eyes, Mister!

Spoiler

Damn i feel sorry for your pupils.t:

 

[Shemtov]

What would u do if spoons came down with a brain disorder that turned him into a Nazi-Communist-Scientologist-Puppy-Killer-Baby-torturer and the only cure was death?

 

[Nirvana]

Pickles, I feel special that you said you would want me to come to your Hype Party!

What will it take for you to accept that Dan Cook is not funny?

Why did you dislike The Dark Knight?

How many siblings do you have?

What was your favorite Comic Book film of this past Summer?

Have any pets?

Thoughts on Rod Steward?

John Lennon?

Nick Nolte?

Do you plan on purchasing a Blu-Ray Player?

The Female thread dies, what will you do?

What was the most difficult College Course you took?

What size shoe do you wear?

 

[chaseter]

If Spoons died...would you totally love me?

 

[The Apatow Crew]

It's from a Dane Cook joke

I know but do you even like pickles really?

 

[fu manchu]

For whatever the reason, two unauthorized movies are made about your life. The first is an independently released documentary, primarily comprised of interviews with people who know you and bootleg footage from your actual life. Critics are describing the documentary as “brutally honest and relentlessly fair.” Meanwhile, Fox has produced a big-budget biopic of your life, casting major Hollywood stars as you and all your acquaintances; though the movie is based on actual events, screenwriters have taken some liberties with the facts. It’s getting a 70% in Rotten Tomatoes.

Which film would you be most interested in seeing?

Would SHH play a part in either movie?

Who would you want them to interview in the documentary?

If Michael Moore directed the documentary, would you be interested in watching it?

In the big budget movie, what part of your life, would you hope they take some liberties with the facts?

If the actor playing you in the big budget movie was nude in several scenes, would you still watch it?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

When are you and Spoons gonna come visit?

 

[Gilpesh]

CNN holograms: Awesome or super awesome that is so awesome that it melts faces just like the Ark of the Covenant in Raiders of the Lost Ark?

 

[DBella]

Damn i feel sorry for your pupils.t:

Why do you feel sorry for my pupils when it's your eyes that I'm gouging? My eyes, including my pupils, will be fine. Yours on the other hand... bloody.

If Spoons died...would you totally love me?

Spoons is an immortal, I've been told.

 

[knowsbleed]

I'm eating fruit salad with pineapples, coconut, peaches, and other fruits that have been robbed of their skin... want some?

What is your favorite food?

Most hated, abhorred food?

I know you love teh English... do you hate internet speak?

I don't like etm either... isn't commonality fun?

If you were a Hype mod, would you ban me?

The new John Legend album, or ?

I haven't seen pics of you and Spoon recently... actually, I don't remember seeing you two together... post some?

Would you like to kick it with Bella in person?

Do you think you two would catfight?

Please?

Will you ask me some good questions on my Hype 15 minutes or did you find out everything you want to know from my LSP one?

If you and Spoons had a kid, how much would Angelina Jolie have to give you for you to sell?

Why are you and Spoonface so scarce around here these days?

 

[Ahura Mazda]

What do you study in college and what do you think will be the outcome of your studies?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

What would u do if spoons came down with a brain disorder that turned him into a Nazi-Communist-Scientologist-Puppy-Killer-Baby-torturer and the only cure was death?

Holy moly lol

Spoons is an immortal, I've been told.

A strict diet of penguin hearts and potatoes. Anybody can do it

 

[Ahura Mazda]

CS, regarding some of the questions in here, I would consider hiring a bodyguard

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Haha

 

[AndThePickles]

Do you speak from the head or the heart?

Of all the 7 deadly sins, which one would most likely send you to hell?

I try to combine my mind and heart's feelings. Too much of one over the other can be a bad thing.

Probably lust or envy. But I've been workin on the envy one for a long time, so I guess more likely lust. I never quite understand how to stop that one though, because apparently it's still possible to lust for your spouse and such too.

Is Vladimir Koslov's resemblance to Colossus disturbing? has Spoons mentioned the resemblance to you?

Vladimir will never be as good-looking as Colossus! Spoons and I talk about casting him as Colossus almost every time we watch wrestling.

What would u do if spoons came down with a brain disorder that turned him into a Nazi-Communist-Scientologist-Puppy-Killer-Baby-torturer and the only cure was death?

Holy moly! I guess I'd just dump him.

What will it take for you to accept that Dan Cook is not funny?

Dane is a blasty blast. Pssh.

Why did you dislike The Dark Knight?

In short, I found it extremely boring.

How many siblings do you have?
One

What was your favorite Comic Book film of this past Summer?
The Incredible Hulk

Have any pets?
Yes, my mother and I own two dogs.

Thoughts on Rod Steward? Ha, I haven't heard much of his music. But his voice bothers me.

John Lennon? Cool dude, made some good music, did too many drugs, sad he got shot

Nick Nolte? Strange guy

Do you plan on purchasing a Blu-Ray Player? No, but I'm sure I'll have a PS3 soon enough

The Female thread dies, what will you do? Accept that there weren't enough females to keep it alive

What was the most difficult College Course you took? Mandarin

What size shoe do you wear? Women's 9 or 9 1/2

If Spoons died...would you totally love me?

Nah son

I know but do you even like pickles really?

Nope, I despise pickles, haha.

 

[AndThePickles]

For whatever the reason, two unauthorized movies are made about your life. The first is an independently released documentary, primarily comprised of interviews with people who know you and bootleg footage from your actual life. Critics are describing the documentary as “brutally honest and relentlessly fair.” Meanwhile, Fox has produced a big-budget biopic of your life, casting major Hollywood stars as you and all your acquaintances; though the movie is based on actual events, screenwriters have taken some liberties with the facts. It’s getting a 70% in Rotten Tomatoes.

Which film would you be most interested in seeing? The independently released documentary.

Would SHH play a part in either movie? Sure, it'd be the "how I killed time at work and talked to interesting people" section!

Who would you want them to interview in the documentary? Boyfriend, best friends, old teachers, and family members.

If Michael Moore directed the documentary, would you be interested in watching it? Sure, I'd wanna see his take.

In the big budget movie, what part of your life, would you hope they take some liberties with the facts? My childhood

If the actor playing you in the big budget movie was nude in several scenes, would you still watch it? Sure

When are you and Spoons gonna come visit?

Whenever you want!

CNN holograms: Awesome or super awesome that is so awesome that it melts faces just like the Ark of the Covenant in Raiders of the Lost Ark?

What are those?

I'm eating fruit salad with pineapples, coconut, peaches, and other fruits that have been robbed of their skin... want some? Mmm, take out the pineapple and hell yeah.

What is your favorite food? I don't have just one *fattie*

Most hated, abhorred food? carrots

I know you love teh English... do you hate internet speak? Some of it is funny, but some of it definitely grinds my gears.

I don't like etm either... isn't commonality fun? Weee!

If you were a Hype mod, would you ban me? No

The new John Legend album, or ? I'll be honest, I haven't listened to it yet. I was so disappointed with his sophomore album, which is a shame, because I love John.

I haven't seen pics of you and Spoon recently... actually, I don't remember seeing you two together... post some? I don't post pics on this site, sir. Ask Spoons.

Would you like to kick it with Bella in person? Of course, I think we'd be great friends.

Do you think you two would catfight? No

Please? Still no

Will you ask me some good questions on my Hype 15 minutes or did you find out everything you want to know from my LSP one? Haha, I'll try to think of some new ones. It's silly to think people could find out everything from just one 15 minutes.

If you and Spoons had a kid, how much would Angelina Jolie have to give you for you to sell? I'd say "not much," but Jolie has lots of money. So...several million and then we could retire.

Really though, if I actually had a kid, I could never give it up

Why are you and Spoonface so scarce around here these days? We're both really busy with work. Neither of us have much free time.

What do you study in college and what do you think will be the outcome of your studies?

I graduated with an English degree in Writing and Rhetoric in May 08. So far I haven't been able to get a career due to the economy, so at the moment I'm just working as an AT at a hospital. Sucks, but I'll hopefully get work as a Technical Writer or Editor eventually.

 

[Ahura Mazda]

Well if you do not mind moving to other sectors, you can choose almost any career if you come from a good school especially given your grade point average. I know investment banks and consulting firms (when they were hiring) would hire form ivy league schools young adults who studied subjects such as latin, english, and art. They were more interested in the intelligence of the person and not so much their knowledge.