A fat chick called me fat today.....and I'm nowhere near fat!

[Colossal Spoons]

Your mom's jolly.

 

[hippy fascist]

So, I'm standing around in my organic chem lab tonight, talking to a few guys about the gym. They're interested in starting so I was given 'em some pointers. I was talking about how I try to eat 3000 calories a day and this chick invades the conversation and says "Oh, so that's why you're so fat." When I said "What!?", she responded with "Only a little bit". I would have been more upset if this freshman girl wasn't a perfect pear shape......and maybe if I were fat.

The nerve of chubby people these days.

follow her home and just as she gets to thefront door...pelt her with cheeseburgers

 

[Mentok]

Your mom's jolly.

Only because she's fat.

 

[jaguarr]

Hey, CS. How much does this girl weigh, would you say? Does she even LOOK like a powerlifter? Some interesting women's powerlifting statistics can be found here:

http://www.nasa-sports.com/American Records/WomenPLWR.htm

If she squats 350, she should seriously consider quitting rugby and changing sports. That said, I'd says she's totally full of sh1t about squatting that much weight and was probably just trying to be competitive with you for some reason.

jag

 

[PyroChamber]

This always happened to me in high school. I know that I'm overweight, but there was this ugly ***** who was fatter than I was and she kept ****ing with me about it. There were times where I wanted to slap the taste out of this girl's mouth.

So when someone who's bigger than me wants to talk crap about me, I'll just say that it's like looking in a mirror.

 

[AndThePickles]

Hey, CS. How much does this girl weigh, would you say? Does she even LOOK like a powerlifter? Some interesting women's powerlifting statistics can be found here:

http://www.nasa-sports.com/American%20Records/WomenPLWR.htm

If she squats 350, she should seriously consider quitting rugby and changing sports. That said, I'd says she's totally full of sh1t about squatting that much weight and was probably just trying to be competitive with you for some reason.

jag

Wow. Yeah, if that girl was gonna lie she should've done it with a more convincing statistic.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Hey, CS. How much does this girl weigh, would you say? Does she even LOOK like a powerlifter? Some interesting women's powerlifting statistics can be found here:

http://www.nasa-sports.com/American Records/WomenPLWR.htm

If she squats 350, she should seriously consider quitting rugby and changing sports. That said, I'd says she's totally full of sh1t about squatting that much weight and was probably just trying to be competitive with you for some reason.

jag

Eh, she looked like she weighed about 135. I don't know why she would be able to squat that much as a rugby player .

 

[AndThePickles]

Eh, she looked like she weighed about 135. I don't know why she would be able to squat that much as a rugby player .

How short is she? 135 shouldn't be fat unless she's short.

 

[jaguarr]

Eh, she looked like she weighed about 135. I don't know why she would be able to squat that much as a rugby player .

Tell her that the WORLD RECORD for a woman in the 132.5 weight class from the age of 13-23 is 330.69 pounds. For a woman in that same weight class 30-39 age group, the WORLD RECORD is 385.81 pounds. So, yeah....she's completely full of sh1t.

jag

 

[Dangerous]

Fat people shud be made to get exersize.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

How short is she? 135 shouldn't be fat unless she's short.

Yeah, that's what did it. She's like 5'4" and all her weight was concentrated around her hips(not uncommon for women, but still).

Tell her that the WORLD RECORD for a woman in the 132.5 weight class from the age of 13-23 is 330.69 pounds. For a woman in that same weight class 30-39 age group, the WORLD RECORD is 385.81 pounds. So, yeah....she's completely full of sh1t.

jag

I have no reason to talk to this chick again as she sits all the way across the lab from me but if we ever exchange words again, I'll call her on it lol.

Unless, this really was a misinterpretted flirting attempt; in which case I have to play "Dodge The Rollie-Pollie" for the rest of the semester

 

[jaguarr]

Watch out, Pickles! This girl's tryin' ta move in on yo' man! *snaps fingers and shakes head back and forth*

jag

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Ugh, what if she invites me back to her place for nachos?

 

[jaguarr]

Ugh, what if she invites me back to her place for nachos?

I dunno. If there's gonna be homemade guacamole and salsa, that's a tough decision.

jag

 

[Colossal Spoons]

No, she went on and on about drenching them in cheese.

 

[jaguarr]

No, she went on and on about drenching them in cheese.

Well, no wonder she's a fatty!

jag

 

[Knives122]

Ahhh fat people, the one thing we don't feel bad about when we make fun of them.

 

[Mee]

Ahhh fat people, the one thing we don't feel bad about when we make fun of them.

Tyra hates you.

 

[AndThePickles]

Watch out, Pickles! This girl's tryin' ta move in on yo' man! *snaps fingers and shakes head back and forth*

jag

I already called her tryin to be a flirt lol. I've seen fat girls "flirt", they're always really loud and blunt.

 

[jaguarr]

I already called her tryin to be a flirt lol. I've seen fat girls "flirt", they're always really loud and blunt.

Yeah, they're always like "HEY! HAVE SEX WITH ME!" *spraying cookie crumbs from their mouth*.

jag

 

[Colossal Spoons]

^Haha.......cookie crumbs.

 

[Snipershot]

i really dont like fat people.

 

[Cyrusbales]

You ever heard of Skank levels?

3-she was so ugly, your freinds will take the piss forever
2-fair enuff, you were drunk, everyone else had pulled, it's ok.
1-she's pretty good, but has an annoying trait or something slightly off.

Anythin above that is gf material.

See, most fat birds, never make it out of level three, some 'chubby' birds can be ok, but anyone over a size 14 is never gonna make it out of the skank levels.

 

[jaguarr]

Spoons, was this her?:

jag

 

[Colossal Spoons]

OMG, she DID look like Cookie Monster, except with glasses!

Hahahahahahahaha.