A fat chick called me fat today.....and I'm nowhere near fat!

[Colossal Spoons]

Wow, really? All the black guys in my classes always tried to show off by wearing those muscle shirts, or pretend to be "hot" so they'd have an excuse to lift 'em up.

You must be the type that just looks big in general. I know I always get confused when they're around, I too think they're fat.

I'm not the muscle-shirt kinda guy. As big as I'll ever get, I'll cntinue to wear clothes that fit comfortably. I know the guys you're taking about though

Cryme Tyme dat hoe, Spoons!

She plays Rugby, mugging her might take some effort.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Maybe lay off the thick Hoodies that make your torso look bulky like in the classic "Spoons+Sex Doll=True Love"-pic:

That can add a good 5 pounds of fictional fat.

 

[Superman4ever]

That fat chick had 99 problems, and they were all in her belly

There's no point in telling us...it's kinda too late now!

Tell her that next time though..."*****, you've got 99 problems...in yo' belly! Zing."

and then look at your friends for approval and say "high five!"

 

[Cyclops]

Maybe she likes fat guys and that was her subtle way of saying she thinks you're hot.

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

Some fat chicks are so fat that they get the idea that they are not. Reverse bolemia.

 

[Superman4ever]

Maybe she likes fat guys and that was her subtle way of saying she thinks you're hot.

Maybe she meant PHAT...but only a little!

 

[Hades]

Maybe lay off the thick Hoodies that make your torso look bulky like in the classic "Spoons+Sex Doll=True Love"-pic:

That can add a good 5 pounds of fictional fat.

Lol, is that a comb in his hair?

 

[Sloth7d]

Maybe she meant PHAT...but only a little!

Wouldn't that be a little more insulting than the first?

 

[Superman4ever]

Lol, is that a comb in his hair?

No, that's a pic cause he's cool like dat!

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

I thought that was extinct inthe 70's.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Maybe lay off the thick Hoodies that make your torso look bulky like in the classic "Spoons+Sex Doll=True Love"-pic:

That can add a good 5 pounds of fictional fat.

Haha, that pic is quite old. I've actually gained a good 10 lbs since then. But not fat, mind you

And F yeah, that's a comb.

 

[AndThePickles]

Aw, he looks much different now. That picture makes him look super young.

 

[Superman4ever]

Wouldn't that be a little more insulting than the first?

No it's a complement. Why cause she's fat it's not? Had Angelina Jolie told him he was a little PHAT, but not that much he'd be telling the whole world: "That ***** digs me!"

You're all Fatict!

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

Haha, that pic is quite old. I've actually gained a good 10 lbs since then. But not fat, mind you

And F yeah, that's a comb.

Does your hoodie say steak as well?

You're not fat dude, don't worry.

 

[Cyclops]

Aw, he looks much different now. That picture makes him look super young.

First some girl calls him fat and now you're calling him old? Geez, what are you trying to do, give the guy a nervous breakdown?

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

First some girl calls him fat and now you're calling him old? Geez, what are you trying to do, give the guy a nervous breakdown?

These Chinese mind games are not meant for men.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Much more recent:

Does your hoodie say steak as well?

You're not fat dude, don't worry.

Nah, I go to Salisbury U. They think it's hilarious when they serve salisbury steak here though....

Oh, I know I'm not fat. The point was more the boldness of that chibby girl.

 

[AndThePickles]

I'm callin him a grown-ass man. He always looks young without a mustache. And I only give him nervous breakdowns on Tuesdays.

 

[Crooklyn]

Don't they wear the mesh sleeve-less shirts. The black one not the white cause that's the one that reflects light and makes it hard to see the definition.

How you gon' blow up dudes' spots like that? That's a trade-secret.

 

[AndThePickles]

Much more recent:

You love that drunk pic, huh? lol

 

[Sloth7d]

No it's a complement. Why cause she's fat it's not? Had Angelina Jolie told him he was a little PHAT, but not that much he'd be telling the whole world: "That ***** digs me!"

You're all Fatict!

Forget that. The instant they add the phrase"only a little bit" It's dirty dozens time.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

You love that drunk pic, huh? lol

It's the most recent one I have, fruit.

 

[triplefive]

Chubbos are blind... they wear their jeans a size small and pretend that they fit, and that we can't see the ring of fat popping out from above the waistband.

 

[Equint77]

next time this fat **** opens her muther****ing fat ass mouth you tell this **** that you're gonna put something in her muther****ing *****ucking **** ridden mouth and it won't be a muther****ing sandwich....

And if she gives you lip... tell her you'll put a muther****ing broom up her muther****ing **** and won't stop till it comes out of her fat ugly pig nose.

 

[Equint77]

next time this fat **** opens her muther****ing fat ass mouth you tell this **** that you're gonna put something in her muther****ing *****ucking **** ridden mouth and it won't be a muther****ing sandwich....

And if she gives you lip... tell her you'll put a muther****ing broom up her muther****ing **** and won't stop till it comes out of her fat ugly pig nose.