A Quiet Lounge

[Iceman]

Oh, there’d be a culling. It’d be Night of the Long Knives Part II.

But chiefly I’d probably impose a rule that no one could make any kind of “X” based puns when talking about Marvel films, else they face immediate banning.

but, as you can see, my ideological views put me at odds with the current administration. I’m too much of a political liability.

Xcellent plan!

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Oh, there’d be a culling. It’d be Night of the Long Knives Part II.

But chiefly I’d probably impose a rule that no one could make any kind of “X” based puns when talking about Marvel films, else they face immediate banning.

but, as you can see, my ideological views put me at odds with the current administration. I’m too much of a political liability.

Hmmm... But how else can we impose full loyalty to the party?

Your second ruling... I was hoping it would have a more bamboo shoots slowly growing through various orafices angle but... Sure. Your idea is good too.


This is why I told you to keep all that blackmail you had. You were all "I'm turning over a new leaf!" then made a dramatic gesture of throwing the files into the fireplace. It was later I learned this was during an absinthe and hashish fueled four day bender.

 

[Roose Bolton]

Hmmm... But how else can we impose full loyalty to the party?

Your second ruling... I was hoping it would have a more bamboo shoots slowly growing through various orafices angle but... Sure. Your idea is good too.


This is why I told you to keep all that blackmail you had. You were all "I'm turning over a new leaf!" then made a dramatic gesture of throwing the files into the fireplace. It was later I learned this was during an absinthe and hashish fueled four day bender.

I was led astray by the green fairy, it gives me delusions of humanity. But I’ve learnt my lesson.

From now on, only brown liquor and horse for me!

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I was led astray by the green fairy, it gives me delusions of humanity. But I’ve learnt my lesson.

From now on, only brown liquor and horse for me!

Well stock up. I'm sure this disruption of world trade is affecting the golden triangle too. I'm sure it has made finding pure China White difficult.

 

[Perfect Cell]

The only white gold in this new world is Charmin.

 

[Kane52630]

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the TP.

 

[Perfect Cell]

...I was going to use the clip of Homer and the sugar, but Frinkiac kept clipping off the end of the GIF. And it's too hot today.

That's another Simpsons clip I couldn't use.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

...I was going to use the clip of Homer and the sugar, but Frinkiac kept clipping off the end of the GIF. And it's too hot a day.

That's another Simpsons clip I couldn't use.

The bees...

 

[Perfect Cell]

The bees...

You ever stop to think how it's been a goddamn generation since that show was any good? And it just keeps chugging along. The decadence of man is truly disgusting.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

You ever stop to think how it's been a goddamn generation since that show was any good? And it just keeps chugging along. The decadence of man is truly disgusting.

It has truly gone beyond ridiculous. They had the out of the movie. End on a high note.

 

[Perfect Cell]

We focus on the doom and gloom too much. There's deadly viruses, incompetent world leaders, a comet is hurtling towards us at unfathomable speeds (probably), but let's all take a moment to decompress and just listen to the Stonecutters song on repeat for the next 3 hours.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

We focus on the doom and gloom too much. There's deadly viruses, incompetent world leaders, a comet is hurtling towards us at unfathomable speeds (probably), but let's all take a moment to decompress and just listen to the Stonecutters song on repeat for the next 3 hours.

I was 19. Jesus...

Thanks Bri. I needed to feel older.

 

[Perfect Cell]

For the Stonecutters episode? I was 7. Power Rangers was still a major part of my life.

 

[Reek]

thank you all for the kind words... I promise I will be the best mod youve ever seen

and the NBA suspended the season.

 

[Perfect Cell]

thank you all for the kind words... I promise I will be the best mod youve ever seen

and the NBA suspended the season.

And you decided to skip a red or blue name, and remain a man of the people. Inspiring.

 

[Marvolo]

thank you all for the kind words... I promise I will be the best mod youve ever seen

and the NBA suspended the season.

Professional sports should have probably been cancelled before now. These players sweat all over each other, are in constant contact, handle the same ball for hours, and breathe all over each other. They share bathrooms and showers. They travel nationwide together, and share hotel rooms while away from home. It's a perfect playground for a virus.

 

[Schlosser85]

Dang, did it take like three new mods to fill my void?

 

[squeekness]

Dang, did it take like three new mods to fill my void?

At least, lol.

 

[flickchick85]

Dang, did it take like three new mods to fill my void?

It's your freakishly large feet!

 

[Schlosser85]

It's your freakishly large feet!

 

[Iceman]

Dang, did it take like three new mods to fill my void?

We’re not worthy, we were just given the undeserved “in name only” titles to bury the bad news.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Spider-Man boards is probably in need of mods, I hope you have considered JOE and UltimateWebhead.
Please don't dismiss the files keeper nominations.

 

[squeekness]

I just turned on the news and saw the stock market numbers. I think I just threw up a little.....

 

[Perfect Cell]

I went grocery shopping today, and as I was walking in, a lady was walking out with a cart full of toilet paper. The good stuff too, like Royale. And sure enough, the only toilet paper left on the shelves was the store brand version. Might as well use sandpaper at that point.