THE DC BOARDS LOUNGE: The Next Generation*
*expecting cancellation
The second lounge has gone the way of the first, as in it’s gone. Still, sometimes you want to go [once again] where everyone [still] knows your username ya' know? I figure we, the proud posters of the DC Comics boards, possibly one of the tightest cliques on these forums [still] deserve the right to lounge. Womp has decided to retire from his role of lounge maker. Though, fear not my friends, he has given approval to continue the lounge! And don't forgot his webcomic; Womp Nation. Just seek him out and check his sig for the link!
Now we all remember the catastrophe that was the Darth&Leaguer threads, and the glory that was the Original unOFFICIAL DC Boards Lounge that also continued in its unORIGINAL successor, but we have the opportunity and right to talk [yet again] now about whatever is in our heads, unless it involves shoving things up a monkey's ass (or torrents), but that's neither here nor there.
The distant future of 1968 has been retired! It’s time to hip up this place. This is the crazy nonsense of the quasi-now. Yes, lounger, that is a piano! Of course, you can't play it because there are no strings, but it's there. And remember, though the page we post on is white, our hearts are red.
The Regulars:
*name in blue means they haven’t been seen for awhile; green means they have been sighted but no posting in the lounge for awhile; and red means they are the man and must be hated. If they have
BANNED printed next to them, it means those red got to them and cut them done to early. Also, this is a subject to change depending on word of mouth
Teardrop (The maid now has the keys to the house)
Eternally 20ish
The Friendliest Combat Maid Of All”
-Aristotle (4th incarnation)
21, Kansas. Claims to have ginormous junk.
BANNED
-WompuM
21, St. Louis, Missouri.
Resident functioning alcoholic.
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Manic (likes flamebird)
23, Union City
Average length, but thick
-Darthphere (representing ASSHAT)
22, Miami, FL
-Assassin (anti-everything)
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Sensieofcheese (overachiever)
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Harlekin
-BrianWilly
26, Bay Area CA.
Has eaten pigeons.
-Anubis (only person in Egypt w/ internet)
27, Chicago.
Junk big enough to choke his momma.
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Yenaled
I am an enigma wrapped in a mystery."
-Leaguer (getting this started)
BANNED
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Doc_Destruction
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TheCorpulent1 (watches TV and doesn't return PMs)
Resident sexy librarian and mod.
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Mee (pissed at Corp for watching too much TV and not returning his PMs)
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KenshinAtrain (only person in lounge that owns a chair)
-SethCohen (fictional nerd)
MissWebb (unsatisfied with couches)
Hush (huSTLer)
Green Lantern
23, So Dak
12 Inches. AROUND. Think about it ladies.
Spike_x1
21, Canada. Has homeless family living under his junk. Gets to name an STD after himself.
Fifthfiend
25, Oakland, depressingly little.
BlackLantern
Wants something witty to be posted here.
Lobo
The former mod who posts here.
Colossal Spoons
23, DE
Awesome
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Drakon (30% Marvel, 70% DC)
25, Right Behind You
Really, it's like I have TWO stumps.
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SurgeonGirl
19, Eugene, Oregon
Max Bench Press- I don't think I've ever done one of those...
Junk- lacking
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Kitsune
Wanders in occasionally and makes inane comments.
Rules:
- Don't harass the females.
- All good news must be accompanied with either of the below pictures:
- Be nice to the new kids
- The above rule excludes Johnny Drama.
- Must have both legs intact to post.
- The above rule includes Drakon.
- If you see DACMAN in here, belittle him until he leaves
- If you see DACMAN in real life, belittle him until he leaves
- To be added to the first page, just send me your stats or you can piss off a mod and have them do it for you. Send those requests to Drakon or Corp, using multiple PM's.
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Enjoy yourselves until we are shut down at 10,000 posts, and we are forced to reboot!
-Teardrop[/FONT]
