A real masked vigilante..

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Here's an old idea, from one of the mods.
Actually....yes, we could be LESS supportive. We COULD be notifying the Atlanta local Police Dept that some guy is planning on committing suicide by dressing up as Spider-Man a masked ruffian and running around on top of buildings (he has yet to actually say that he plans to fight crime or help the needy...go read his posts).
 
You know, I just had a thought. All of this movie-Batman style armor thoughts are approaching this from the wrong angle. You might cause fear, but criminals won't be afraid of some joker in a mask.

You know what will get their attention? Low cut top and fishnets. Black Canary (or Power Girl) had the right idea. While the criminals are busy going "Wow, she's hot", take them out then. In the case of female criminals, they'll be instead distracted by "Is she really wearing that?". Take them out then.

Sure, it might get cold in the winter, but thats the price you pay, right?
 
Wow guys. Now we know someone has no life. The one the created a countdown until I'm done training.
 
You know, I just had a thought. All of this movie-Batman style armor thoughts are approaching this from the wrong angle. You might cause fear, but criminals won't be afraid of some joker in a mask.

You know what will get their attention? Low cut top and fishnets. Black Canary (or Power Girl) had the right idea. While the criminals are busy going "Wow, she's hot", take them out then. In the case of female criminals, they'll be instead distracted by "Is she really wearing that?". Take them out then.

Sure, it might get cold in the winter, but thats the price you pay, right?

Jenn has the right idea. Get to it Arrow. We demand to see preliminary sketches for your low cut fishnet costume by the end of the week.
 
Jenn has the right idea. Get to it Arrow. We demand to see preliminary sketches for your low cut fishnet costume by the end of the week.
I'm a guy. I do not plan on blinding my enemies by wearing the gayest costume possible. And before you ask, I'm not wearing a mankini either
 
I wasn't thinking batman style. I was actually going for a black hoodie with dark, loose fitting cargo pants, and a bulletproof vest underneath the hoodie
 
If it's good enough for Sean Connery then it's good enough for you. Now get to it.

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Dude, we don't want you to end up like Kick-Ass, getting electro shocks to your jewels.
Step back, your training is not enough to make you full on vigilante.
Honestly, I understand the concern, but I have already planned for all of this and more.
 
Arrow-22.

Can defeat waves of gangsters, punks and terrorists with his awesome martial-arts skills.

Gives up in sad defeat when confronted by a few people on a message-board.


What a hero.
Having fun insulting me? I had to sleep *******. Masters my ass
 
Justice doesn't sleep. How dare you?
 
Arrow 22, where in the country are you? I've been thinking about branching out into villainy, and I'm gonna need an archenemy. I'm not mocking you (at least, not until I've got you tied to a giant typewriter or something), and I take this very seriously. I've been considering this for a while, and it's become something I know I have to do. Every day, I see happy people enjoying their lives peacefully, and I just cannot stand it. I don't currently have any criminal contacts, but I know that once I relocate, I should be able to find a local marijuana dealer and start my network of criminal contacts. I'll have to get some firearm training in order to compliment your bulletproof vest, so I'm hoping that you'll at least consider adopting some sort of throwing star or boomerang, as I plan to wear a large, voluminous cape and utilize my dodging skills (honed from years of playing Asses Up on the playground) for defense. I'll also extend you the courtesy of hinting that while I lack any real hand-to-hand combat skills, I plan on utilizing chemical agents (and that gun I mentioned previously) in my villainous endeavors. Again, I'm being 666% serious here, and I hope you'll consider taking me on as a nemesis. I know we'll be perfect adversaries and I look forward to returning from a near-certain death to terrorize your loved ones in the future.

Cheers!
 
Arrow 22, where in the country are you? I've been thinking about branching out into villainy, and I'm gonna need an archenemy. I'm not mocking you (at least, not until I've got you tied to a giant typewriter or something), and I take this very seriously. I've been considering this for a while, and it's become something I know I have to do. Every day, I see happy people enjoying their lives peacefully, and I just cannot stand it. I don't currently have any criminal contacts, but I know that once I relocate, I should be able to find a local marijuana dealer and start my network of criminal contacts. I'll have to get some firearm training in order to compliment your bulletproof vest, so I'm hoping that you'll at least consider adopting some sort of throwing star or boomerang, as I plan to wear a large, voluminous cape and utilize my dodging skills (honed from years of playing Asses Up on the playground) for defense. I'll also extend you the courtesy of hinting that while I lack any real hand-to-hand combat skills, I plan on utilizing chemical agents (and that gun I mentioned previously) in my villainous endeavors. Again, I'm being 666% serious here, and I hope you'll consider taking me on as a nemesis. I know we'll be perfect adversaries and I look forward to returning from a near-certain death to terrorize your loved ones in the future.

Cheers!
If you're being serious. I'm east coast. I actually use a bow as of right now. (My equivalent of a throwing star or boomerang)
 
Chill with SuperFerret. I've got a friend that's said he wants to help, but if not, I'm going solo
 
Well that's cool I mean you guys are more likely to get arrested than me but you know whatever
 
That's what happens when one finds the villains more interesting than the heroes.
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You invite an arch-nemesis? You want more danger to hit your neighborhood?
Dude, you need help.
I purposely did not say exactly where I was.
 
If I ever get big enough to have one movie made about me, I'd be done by then. That would also mean they figured out who I was.
 
Well that's cool I mean you guys are more likely to get arrested than me but you know whatever

You'll get arrested the moment you interfere with the police and their work.

I'll reiterate, you will not reduce crime. Fear does not reduce crime. You can brush off what I said as me being a "hater", but as someone who said they want to go into Criminology, you should listen to someone who has actually studied Criminology.
 
Better yet Arrow, find an online database and read some journals on criminology.
 

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