Alfie Patten: Dad At 13

[BlackLantern]

maybe her dad molested her, knocked her up, then she was screwing around with this kid and they are pinning the baby on him....

 

[Shemtov]

maybe her dad molested her, knocked her up, then she was screwing around with this kid and they are pinning the baby on him....

And Maury goes to britain....

 

[chamber-music]

So Octopussy in California and this in the UK?


And people still make fun of the South?

If this was in the south it probabley wouldn't even make the news


kidding

Isn't The Sun a British tabloid that's no more accurate than the National Enquirer?

Sorry, there's no way that kid is 13. I'm not buying the story. Sounds like a typical tabloid story to get jobless fat women's attention when they are buying ding dongs and ho ho's at the grocery store.

(I sure could go for some ding dongs and ho hos right now).

The Suns lies usual end with showbiz gossip, wacky stuff like this is true.
This is about as much news as appears in the sun though the rest of the paper is just topless women and stupid puns.

I think the boy will be tired of the new baby like his old Playstation games before long. He looks like baby's big brother who probably still wet his bed from time to time, for goodness sake.

The boys gonna trade his kid for a new playstation more like it.

They are called Chantelle and Alfie which are pretty common chav names over here in Britain.

 

[BlackLantern]

They are called Chantelle and Alfie which are pretty common chav names over here in Britain.

our common goof names are 'Britney'(or its various spellings) and Tyler

 

[chamber-music]

And Maury goes to britain....

We get Maury over here
For every good show that comes out in america we get 50 of your lame ones.

 

[Pyrox]

What's it all about, Alfie?

 

[Eggyman]

Haha. I'm so glad I knew how to put a condom on when I played doctors and nurses.

 

[Immortalfire]

Haha. I'm so glad I knew how to put a condom on when I played doctors and nurses.

A side of Eggy's childhood we've never seen.

 

[Eggyman]

A side of Eggy's childhood we've never seen.

I used to get up to lots of sh** in the privacy of my two-man Spidey tent.

 

[chamber-music]

What's it all about, Alfie?

Premartial underage sex apperantley

Michael Caine does not approve

 

[BlackLantern]

We get Maury over here
For every good show that comes out in america we get 50 of your lame ones.

oh stop whining, you love it

 

[union_jak]

Theres not really such a law in the UK, if she was 16 (the legal age in the UK) she'd still be fine, where as if it were the other way round he'd be put in prison.

Not true. A female over 16 who sleeps with a minor can be arrested for child abuse.

I'm not at all surprised to learn their names are Alfie and Chantelle

 

[Lord Valumart]

Maisie was conceived after Chantelle and Alfie — just 12 at the time — had a single night of unprotected sex.

i just had to laugh at that...

how else would the kids have made the kid?

maisis was conceived after chantelle and alfie knocked over some milk and cried into it resulting in the miricle of birth

 

[SuperFerret]

i just had to laugh at that...

how else would the kids have made the kid?

maisis was conceived after chantelle and alfie knocked over some milk and cried into it resulting in the miricle of birth

I think the point was to illustrate that they only knocked boots once. It's not as bad as if they were trying over a few weeks.

 

[Lord Valumart]

I think the point was to illustrate that they only knocked boots once. It's not as bad as if they were trying over a few weeks.

it'd still be the same thing...a child can't be conceived over several nights bit by bit...

 

[Kieser1]

it'd still be the same thing...a child can't be conceived over several nights bit by bit...

Or can it?

 

[Lord Valumart]

Or can it?

i think someone has to have a talk with you...

when an 8 year old and hells spawn woman feel the urge to get in to a birttish tabloid newpaper....

 

[BestGirl]

haha

i was going to ask how the hell he pulled a 15 yr old, then i saw the picture...

haha, she's smart and trapped her man QUICKLY before the ugly stick properly struck her...

Looks like it already has.

 

[Drizzle]

i just had to laugh at that...

how else would the kids have made the kid?

Immaculate conception.

 

[titan101]

strange ..... he gave birth to a baby , and at the same time .... he LOOKS like a damn baby .

 

[terry78]

I guess they'll both be fighting over the game system when the kid is about 7 years old.

 

[titan101]

I guess they'll both be fighting over the game system when the kid is about 7 years old.

 

[BlackLantern]

Im sure the sex was strikingly similar to Mini-Me humping the Laser in Austin Powers

 

[Alex The Great]

That mother is NOT 15! Looks like she's in her 20's!

Though it's depressing that this kid gets action before me

 

[Shemtov]

How does is happen that a 12-year old has sex with a 15-year old? they must be pretty messed up!