Spiderman 1 has to be the biggest cinema dissapointment in my life.
Less than 2 minutes into the movie I had been bombarded with bad jokes and cartoon-level common places about what the life of a nerd is like. They always miss the bus, girls don't want them sitting on the next seat, people trip them when they walk, but oh, there's always a beautiful girl who "understand" them. I was so afraid that it was going to be "that" kind of movie. And it was.
Peter is a nerd and therefore he's been in love with the same girl since he was 6. And of course the first time he saw her he asked aunt May if she was an angel... Jesus Christ, how much worse could that go. By the time when Peter was telling MJ what he told Spiderman about her, my eyeballs were dry of so much eye-rolling. That has to be the worst love speech ever written.
Goblin was another dissapointment. The suit was awful. His motivations end after he kills Oscorp executives and then all he wants is... what exactly? To be Spiderman's friend. God. And he gets angry when Spiderman refuses! Worst villiain's motivation I've seen. The scene when he's talking to Spiderman on the rooftop was awuful. Both actors with their faces covered looked bad. Those could have been any two guys moving their heads with the dialogue done off-screen. And, speaking of that, the dialogue did nothing for the scene either, just more repetitions for "Hey, be my friend, please." And he wants Spiderman to be his friendy... for what exactly?.
Oh and he had several minutes to get Spidey's mask removed, but no, he got to the obvious conclusion that his identity could be useful after that scene.
When newyorkers decided to throw things to Goblin along with lines such as "You mess with one of us, you mess with all of us" I thought seriously about leaving the theater. Sure, people of big cities are always solidarian, everything but individualists, I buy that.
And yes, Dunst sucked, she was number 1,000 on the list of uninsteresting generic love interests. And she wasn't Mary Jane, just a girl with her hair died red.
Oh, and Raimi's obsession with humour. God Almighty. If you're going to be so obsessed with humour so that you're going to force a joke every single time you can, at least you have to have a great sense of humour. Raimi's not the case. His jokes were terrible, and they were all over all the time. The elevator scene in Spiderman 2 has to be one of the reasons why I can't consider that movie one of the best of the genre, oh and aunt May's painfully obvious "heroes" speech).
And I have to be the only person who loathes every contribution by Bruce Campbell (I'm not opening a new thread for that though). Yes, he might be Raimi's friend and have been great at the Evil Dead movies, but he had nothing good to do here. Forced unnecessary unfunny roles. In every one of the movies.
But Spiderman 2 was very close to be one of the great superhero movies. That movie showed me that Raimi had some heart and soul to give to these movies below layers and layers of idiotic Hollywood crap.
And then Spiderman 3 came and told me that no, that Raimi was more interested in repeating the same things over and over. That well had gotten completely dry.
So no, you're not the only person who dislikes Raimi's approach and I am too happy for a reboot.