An actual normal thread from oakzap425

[Axid]

 

[oakzap425]

Is this hat to impress an anime character by any chance?

..Impress an anime character?

Anime isn't real. I can't impress fiction.

But I can cosplay as a fictional character. Which is the intention. That's why I need the hat.

 

[Carter]

Is it that short feller from one piece?

 

[E. Bison]

Why don't you come with me and fly down to Mexico on a flying squirrel and go hat shopping? That's where I got my hat! Awesomeness!!

 

[oakzap425]

....I still have the message on my answering machine, bison!

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I was devastated when I heard his flimsy little voice.

 

[E. Bison]

Excellent!! Then why don't you get a hat like mine. See!! The brim on my hat is large and you know what they say about guys with large hats now dont' you!?! Large boots!! Wear my hat!!

 

[hippie_hunter]

The thread title lied to me

 

[E. Bison]

I was devastated when I heard his flimsy little voice.

I was squeezing my balls with a monkey wrench!! Don't ask...it just gets me off!!

 

[hippie_hunter]

Excellent!! Then why don't you get a hat like mine. See!! The brim on my hat is large and you know what they say about guys with large hats now dont' you!?! Large boots!! Wear my hat!!

I think owning an M. Bison hat would kick ass

 

[jaguarr]

at the moment, that particular style seems to be the best.

I can't really find any men's hats that fit that particular style...

That's because aside from old school pimps, men don't really wear hats like that.

jag

 

[E. Bison]

I think the hat she's going for is like the one from Johnny of Guilty Gear.

 

[Leto Atrides]

Wait, you're cosplaying as what appears to be a super-skinny white dude?

You're going to need to get a woman's sunhat like you posted. Unless you want to go to a haberdasher and get it made for yourself. Which will cost hundreds.

 

[oakzap425]

What does a super skinny Asian man that appears to be white, dude have to due with male/female hats?

 

[War Lord]

What does a super skinny Asian man that appears to be white, dude have to due with male/female hats?

Because he can wear both male and female hats.

 

[Leto Atrides]

What does a super skinny Asian man that appears to be white, dude have to due with male/female hats?

NVM. I addressed the question after.

 

[oakzap425]

...what the hell Leto?

 

[Leto Atrides]

...what the hell Leto?

Alright, I was going to say something about you, who is a black woman (and who is apparently large-breasted or something), playing a a super-skinny pale-skinned guy. But upon reflection, I figured:
1. It sounds racist, and like I'm implying you're fat.
2. You can dress up however you want, it's none of my business in the first place.

So basically I felt what I wrote was assholish, so I edited it out, and didn't bother making it make sense.

 

[oakzap425]

lol...


well...


Before you even thought that... the thought of... "You know... it's anime" should of popped in...

 

[Leto Atrides]

Well yeah.