an open thread to the oldbies

[CConn]

I would now be considered an oldbie, as all of the actual oldbies were banned for being "2 cool 4 skool," and since I now have this illustrious title I must hate and despise everyone who joined these forums even a single after I did.

This of course includes 8 of my 9 ghost accounts which I use to proclaim my hidden beliefs such as Fantastic Four 2 being AWESOME without any shame.

...oh damn.

 

[SsM]

What about all the people before you.. Are they supposed to hate you? ._.

 

[Batman15]

yeah man, circle of life

 

[SsM]

I don't hate you ._.

 

[Batman15]

well there's always variables, i guess? and if not.. i don't hate you either.. not that I should..

 

[CConn]

Then you fail horribly.

Please do not pass go, and you better not collect that 200 dollars.

 

[SsM]

Wow.

 

[Batman15]

hey in my book you can collect whatever you want and go wherever you want..
thats me respecting my elders as well as avoiding confrontation.

 

[CConn]

If you wanna be a man, you gotta take on confrontation like it's a wild mountain lion and you're a half dead rhinoceros high on testosterone and whatever was in those tranquilizer pellets those poor zoo employs you just ran over shot into you.

 

[Batman15]

i like to be the rhino who plays dead and stays in his cage, as well as avoids escaping. just makes everything easier

 

[CConn]

That's not a rhinoceros. That's a overweight basset hound.

 

[Batman15]

no no, the zoo keepers would be smart enough not to put us in the same cage. (as well as not to cage a dog) so I'd just be the ***** rhino wanting peace and harmony.

 

[CConn]

I wanted to say that, but didn't want to be mean.

 

[Batman15]

no its cool.. either way im a rhino, so piss me off and ill just stomp the **** out of you

 

[CConn]

Well I'm a rhinoceros with a machine gun.

 

[Batman15]

yeah but lack of opposable thumbs kinda screws that whole theory over

 

[CConn]

But you, as rhinoceros, are too stupid to realize that.

 

[Batman15]

yeah but even so, after minutes of cowering in fear, once i see you can't actually fire a single shot off.. you're ass is pretty much gonna be stuck to the ground after i run over you

 

[CConn]

I'd rather we just call this a draw and go ogle those attract female graffiti in the next cage.

 

[Batman15]

hey whatever im just a happy go lucky rhino

 

[knowsbleed]

Did Silverstein and Knowsbleed, two fairly non-notable folk, just fight fer like... a full page over **** all?

I was bored.


... and what exactly do you mean by non-notable?

 

[BatMatt]

I figured I was gonna make a thread for myself three weeks ago when I hit my five year anniversary here, guess I forgot. I do feel sort of old though when I think of where I was when I joined and how I am now

 

[CConn]

BatMatt, how's it going? Still campaigning for old John Kerry?

 

[StrainedEyes]

I never posted very often to begin with. I think I'm posting more now than I used to, my work sticks me in front of a computer more often than not.

 

[BatMatt]

BatMatt, how's it going? Still campaigning for old John Kerry?

Ha no no, his loss lead to the guy I've wanted to win for four years now. Otherwise all is going really well, about six months from graduating college and becoming *gasp* a member of society