Are the bodily functions a turn-off?

[The Chairman]

what it be a huge turn if scarlett johansonn did it? especially the scene described by terry?

Yes, it would be.

 

[AndThePickles]

Colossal Spoons has the loudest ass I have ever come in contact with in my entire life. I've kinda had to get used to it.

 

[Iceman]

How did you come into contact with it?

 

[AndThePickles]

He purposely will just randomly try to fart on me to be mean

 

[Iceman]

Do you deserve it?

 

[AndThePickles]

Haha sometimes

 

[Iceman]

I always imagined Spoons would be powerful in that dept.

 

[J. J. Jameson]

Can't believe I read this whole thing...

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I always imagined Spoons would be powerful in that dept.

Heh, I've been known to blow a few houses down lol. It's the whey protein, I swear.

 

[AndThePickles]

Heck no, you'd do it even if your diet consisted of water. Trust me people, it's ridiculous.

 

[terry78]

Spoons and Pickles - that's love right there, ya'll.

 

[Gordon Freeman]

Totally.

They're gonna get married.

TOTALLY!!

But no kids.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Exactly

 

[Iceman]

Heh, I've been known to blow a few houses down lol. It's the whey protein, I swear.

It'd be unhealthy to let that kind of pressure build up for too long.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Have any of you ever peed in a girls mouth on accident?

 

[St. of Sinners]

Have any of you ever peed in a girls mouth on accident?

I've seriously worried that I had before while getting a blow job, but nobody's ever said anything so I assumed it didn't happen.

 

[Iceman]

Have any of you ever peed in a girls mouth on accident?

Not by accident.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Kinda hard to pee while getting a BJ. Urine and Semen are like 2 cars on a 1-way street. Only one at a time...

 

[terry78]

I've had vice versa happen to me. Giving oral is always a risky business, I tells ya.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

i wonder if anyone peed on thier partner just for the hell of it, like foreplay?

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

I've had vice versa happen to me. Giving oral is always a risky business, I tells ya.

.................bwahaha was it with your korean gf or what? and what happened afterwards?did you freak out?

 

[St. of Sinners]

Kinda hard to pee while getting a BJ. Urine and Semen are like 2 cars on a 1-way street. Only one at a time...

Yeah, but you have to admit that when you have to pee and you unload a few million aborted future presidents into your girlfriend's mouth it feels similar (minus the orgasm).

 

[Warhammer]

Yeah, but you have to admit that when you have to pee and you unload a few million aborted future presidents into your girlfriend's mouth it feels similar (minus the orgasm).

Not to me.
The first seems faster than the other, and the first one only feels good when I've been holding it.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

The post-ejaculatory urination feels awesome. Anybody else agree?

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Ewww...