Back by Request: The Dew K. Mosi Question Thread

[esther moffit]

If a carrot is a carrot, then what is a pea?

 

[esther moffit]

What is the only thing you can do going down that you can't going up?

 

[esther moffit]

How'd the teetotaller get so high when he wouldn't drop?


Dew: I challenge thee!

 

[esther moffit]

disregard. ..

 

[thecrawlerofnight]

Originally posted by esther moffit
A cowgirl gets on her horse Tuesday, leaves for a week, and comes back on Saturday....How is this possible?

Her house's name is Tuesday

 

[esther moffit]

There isn't any houses. But don't try to figure them out. Their for Dew.

 

[The Tale Spinner]

Originally posted by esther moffit
Riddles! Everybody likes a good riddle and I am betting ten bucks Dew won't be able to answer even half of these.

Here we go: A man walks up to you and says - "Everything I say to you is a lie." Is he telling you the truth or is he lying?

He's lying because that's not the truth. Only some of the things he says will be lies.

The Tale Spinner

 

[The Tale Spinner]

Originally posted by esther moffit
A cowgirl gets on her horse Tuesday, leaves for a week, and comes back on Saturday....How is this possible?

First horse's name is Tuesday, second horse's name is Saturday.

The Tale Spinner

 

[The Tale Spinner]

Originally posted by esther moffit
A woman has 7 children, half of them are boys.
How can this be possible?

No clue. I was thinking one or some aren't hers.

The Tale Spinner

 

[The Tale Spinner]

Originally posted by esther moffit
If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

2nd place.

The Tale Spinner

 

[The Tale Spinner]

Originally posted by esther moffit
What do you call a party where the only one who knows anything stays silent?

Dumb.

The Tale Spinner

 

[The Tale Spinner]

Originally posted by esther moffit
The flex of an iris, the spin of a reel, electrons record what the eye can't reveal. What am I?

Subliminal messages in a movie

The Tale Spinner

 

[The Tale Spinner]

Originally posted by esther moffit
If a lycanthrope married a baseball equipment manager, what would their son be?

A Werebat man?

The Tale Spinner

 

[The Tale Spinner]

Originally posted by esther moffit
What did the neuro-surgery patient say after the brain transplant?

Nothing, he was dead, there's no such thing as a brain transplant.

The Tale Spinner

 

[esther moffit]

gaaaaah! they are for Dew, doob! Leave them alone.

Tale Spinner: There's an answer to all of them. Even the brain transplant one.

 

[RISKY]

why does esther moffit ask so many dam questions?

 

[Lackey]

Who the hell is esther moffit, and where's my cookie??

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by PLAS
why is shirley mason such a freaky woman?

Because Jackie Mason is her dad

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Lazarus440
whats a more queer relationship? the onebetween batman and robin or superman and his pal jimmy olson?

What is queer is your obsession with queerness

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by PLAS
where is Sunil?

around the world from Moonil

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Lazarus440
dew if you were a man what would you do first?

Pee standing up

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
Dew: You live in LA county and I live in Orange County. Wanna hook up?

No, you aren't my type.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by SlappyMan
Am I the Only person who lives in the middle of nowere besides Dragn....

yes

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
Hotter:

There's just something about that hair style. yummers.

um....this one?

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
Can we see a picture of you? I bet yr hot.

Please don't tell me to rent a movie you are in and freeze frame a particular scene or something. ..

There have been pics of me on this thing and no I am not hot